lies!

Here's a poem I wrote in fifth grade

Seven years old with two bleeding holes
F[size=2]u[/size]cked her for days in every thinkable way
Her innocent cries couldn't milden my heart
I stabbed and stabbed, and I cut her apart!

You can scream all you want!
You can scream all you want!
You can scream all you want!
(ugh!) [b]PRETEEN DEATHF[size=2]U[/size]CK![/b]

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1N351vzY-M&NR=1[/url]

:lol: americunts

lol

trans-siberian railroad

lol @ subarctic Australia

edit: connection to Vasily?

no

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPV-nX4YWdY&feature=related[/url]
also :lol: @ americunts

be nice 80smullet you Australian lunatic

lol

brilliant

keep 'em coming

Sup dudes.

I'm chillin' drinking some beer and eating some pizza.

I'm eating your mom

hai oh!

no no she just walked by me liar!

[b]STOP IT!

STOP WHINING!

LET ME TALK TO YOUR MOTHER.

GET YOUR MOTHER, PLEASE.[/b]

she says "wtf is 1338 h4x0r"?

[QUOTE=C.O.A.;16047030]she says "wtf is 1338 h4x0r"?[/QUOTE]

orly?

yeah.

"wtf does that even mean"

It's like a 1337 h4x0r (elite hacker) but better

because it's 1337++

If you try to pronounce it like German, it sounds like "Lieb h4x0r!", which commands you to love me!

"that is very childish. what kind of people do you associate with on this internet forum thing joey?"

[b]I'M DETECTIVE JOHN KIMBALL![/b]

"okay i'm done with stupid **** joey. have fun on your forum with your internet friends"

ah that was funny lol.

your mom sounds cool tbh

I'd like to spend a blithe evening copulating with her

i will find you and rape you with cacti if you talk about my moms like that again buddy.

:angry:

I'm drunk and hungry, and I just ate my last slice of pizza :(:(:(:(

i'm at work and i still haven't ate anything today... but i will eat something now

[QUOTE=C.O.A.;16047131]i will find you and rape you with cacti if you talk about my moms like that again buddy.

:angry:[/QUOTE]

Your mum loves it when I "rape" her with a cacti. I've only ever heard her use the safety word once.

Hej Jason, how are you?
back in Aussi-land again?

btw. äöü

Yeah, I am back in Aussieland. I'm getting ready to go back to Uni, actually.

How's Vienna? Still cold, hehe? I take back whatever I said about it being cold that night, since Stockholm opened my eyes up to what's really cold. And don't tease me with umlauts, I already had enough trouble writing a message in Swedish to my friend on Facebook.

[url]http://eroticfalconry.com/[/url]

:lol:

mostly work safe, all hilarious

yeah, university will start on monday :)
its my last day of work today, so i can't wait until monday... ^^

hehe... yeah, the more in the north you are, the more cold it gets :p

In vienna its raining today, but it has been really warm in the last week; we are expecting a storm tomorrow; up to 170km/h

Wow. The last time winds got that fast around here was Cyclone Larry, back in '06.

yeah, we got about 3 such storms in the last year

It's Al Gore man. He was right about everything!

its been the wettest summer in 16 years here. global warming my *** more like global slight short term upswing in temperatures

haha.... i still haven't seen the movie ^^

but I've seen "Zeitgeist": [url]http://zeitgeistmovie.com/[/url] :p


@Big80s: Its middle of the winter and we've got about 20degrees plus here in vienna for more than a week!!

zeitgeist was a load off bullshit. dont tell me you believe that kacper

[QUOTE=big80smullet;16047250]its been the wettest summer in 16 years here. global warming my *** more like global slight short term upswing in temperatures[/QUOTE]

Well, there are three schools of thought about global warming, and even then you have factions in those schools. It's a very muddled story.

NP: Dexy's Midnight Runners - Come On Eileen

[QUOTE=big80smullet;16047258]zeitgeist was a load off bullpoop. dont tell me you believe that kacper[/QUOTE]

ITS TRUE; ITS TRUE :smash:




:lol:

Global warming is an irrelevant occurrence. In four years humanity will be united in a single sphere of cohesive cognition in the same way the geosphere and biosphere shaped the grounds for life as we know it. The noosphere is coming.

dude i still am not convinced that humans "caused' global warming. i reckon its just part of the earths natural cycle. but hey im not getting into this debate again.

Say Anything are pretty sweet. I found one of their albums on my computer today and had a listen and liked it quite alot

[QUOTE=big80smullet;16047270]dude i still am not convinced that humans "caused' global warming. i reckon its just part of the earths natural cycle. but hey im not getting into this debate again.

Say Anything are pretty sweet. I found one of their albums on my computer today and had a listen and liked it quite alot[/QUOTE]

I never said it wasn't. It's funny because even in the camp of non-anthropogenic global warming you have supporters of it actually being good for mankind. The "tomatoes in Sweden" argument.

Never heard of Say Anything. Genre?

[QUOTE=big80smullet;16047270]dude i still am not convinced that humans "caused' global warming. i reckon its just part of the earths natural cycle. but hey im not getting into this debate again.
[/QUOTE]

i think its both... but politics are too stupid to do anything; they would like to change it, but instead of changing it in 5-10years (which would be possible), it will take them 20-50years.

we had a global warming and a global coldness thousands of years ago too...
:rolleyes: