[QUOTE=We_Love_Lime]Tu aimes les escargots?

Moi, Je deteste les escargots. Je prefer le pizza.

J'aime le football. Une fois por semaine, Je joue au foot avec mes copains dans le parc.[/QUOTE]
Oui, je detest les escargots aussi.

J'aime jouer au football, mais me n'aime pas regarder le football.

Ok, I think I'm done speaking in french now.

[QUOTE=\m/ Wrathchild \m/]Oui, je detest les escargots aussi.

J'aime jouer au football, mais me n'aime pas regarder le football.

Ok, I think I'm done speaking in french now.[/QUOTE]

Haha.

Me too.

I ran out of all the sentences I knew.

Time for some [i]Stick Control[/i].

im workin on me rudiments as we type lol

i always am

mmm delicious honey baked ham.

[QUOTE=Tang.]VTDS_xx, your name sounds like a venereal disease.

For example, I was bangin this chick right (most likely your mom) and than the next day she gave me the VTD's but thankfully they make a cream for that **** now..[/QUOTE]

Tang, your name sounds like your mother's twat tastes.

The end.

twat is tawt backwards.. you just tawt him a lesson...

[quote=Shellfish]
VTDS_xx, your name sounds like a venereal disease.

For example, I was bangin this chick right (most likely your mom) and than the next day she gave me the VTD's but thankfully they make a cream for that **** now..[/quote]
[QUOTE=VTDS_xx]Shellfish, your name sounds like your mother's twat tastes.

The end.[/QUOTE]


Fixed.

Brilliant.

lol, the Best jokes to make are the STD jokes haha

[QUOTE=White]lol, the Best jokes to make are the STD jokes haha[/QUOTE]

Your mom has more STDs than Albert Einstiens IQ number
I think thats how it goes.

I don't know.

[QUOTE=White]lol, the Best jokes to make are the STD jokes haha[/QUOTE]
We regret to inform you sir.. You have syphillis.







LMAO

Your mom's so fat she has to wear sweat pants.

AH! HAHAHAHAHA.

[QUOTE=VTDS_xx]Your mom's so fat she has to wear sweat pants.

AH! HAHAHAHAHA.[/QUOTE]

I might be laughing for the wrong reasons.

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Bored

I can't tell which way its going.

Is it popping out?

Or going in?>

You're quite the magician.

lol. The best Joke/meanest I have made was after my friends girlfriend cheated on him (Shes a vegitarian) Ya, so she "Jerked" the guy haha. SO i walked up to her and said "Hey Tasha. I thought you were a vegitarian, but you sure like to beat meat" and ya, she just walked away.

EDIT: damn Phil, thats amazing lol.

I could use a complex vBulletin code exploit to destroy this page of thread.

But I'd probably get banned.

Ah man, I just had the best dinner ever, leg of lamb with gravy, mint jelly, potatoes, and then a nice chocolate raspberry cake from the bakery for desert.

it is nearly 2am here:)

[QUOTE=TTTSNB]Ah man, I just had the best dinner ever, leg of lamb with gravy, mint jelly, potatoes, and then a nice chocolate raspberry cake from the bakery for desert.[/QUOTE]

I had ham. Delicious baked country ham.

and these awesome cheesy potatoes.

and rolls with apple butter.

and green beans.

and rainbow sherbert.

[QUOTE=SkaRabbit]it is nearly 2am here:)[/QUOTE]
Thanks for the update Big Ben

Am I right guys?

Holy ****, what a ****ed up easter.

wasted?

Did the easter bunny not leave you any eggs this year?

[quote=Porkupine]I had ham. Delicious baked country ham.

and these awesome cheesy potatoes.

and rolls with apple butter.

and green beans.

and rainbow sherbert.[/quote]
Ah man, thats a good combo too. I had ham for christmas.

oh my god my whole left side of my body is in pain. agh work. i'm going to buff up with this job, gonna make you all jealous.

i'm so tired. i'm not used to being up at 5 a.m.

now i'm off to nap again. i can sleep in tomorrow finally.

[QUOTE=Loyton]Holy ****, what a ****ed up easter.[/QUOTE]
Explain?

mmmm my easter was fun!
woke up at her place, sexed it up, went out for breakfast, headed back by noon with wine & and a movie (narnia). sexed it up some more, finished the movie, took a nap, some final goodbye-sex as we woke up, and then home I went!

and now I can't stop watching stanton moore's dvd! he's bloody awesome!