i tried to kiss a girls eye once bu it made me nervous so she licked mine instead

i like to makeout with girls brown eye

whilst fingering her pussy?

of course

more or less.

[QUOTE=Murdererer;17465442]of course[/QUOTE]

nice. its good to meet a fellow deviant

[QUOTE=iamtherobots;17465433]i made out with a girls eye last night

she said it was the worst thing shes ever experienced lol[/QUOTE]

haha wtf

dude basically, me and my friends thought we were leaving

i give this girl a hug goodbye and she pulls my head down to make out with me and i was really drunk and timed things poorly because my depth perception was off or whatever

double keggers **** yeah

[QUOTE=mathjic;17465445]nice. its good to meet a fellow deviant[/QUOTE]

that stuff rules

[QUOTE=iamtherobots;17465449]dude basically, me and my friends thought we were leaving

i give this girl a hug goodbye and she pulls my head down to make out with me and i was really drunk and timed things poorly because my depth perception was off or whatever

double keggers **** yeah[/QUOTE]

better then knocking her out with a blow to the forehead I suppose

hahah yeah

eyeliner does not taste good

seriously it was like 5 seconds of making out afterwards and she was like, "oh god that was awkward," and i was like, "sorry," and then more making out and then i convinced my friends we should stay longer lol

cool story bro

it is because i made out with her eye

and it went nowhere lol

making out with a girl's eye usuallly goes unfortunately

oh well, she was cool and apparently from like 20 minutes away (like a couple of minutes from my school) and i got her number soooo glhf

and she recognized me and my friend from paraphilia shows (the guitarist who thinks he sucks, not the one who thinks hes god) which is cool

lol

sup

guys

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2A3kMTZwSQ8[/url]

Tyskarna från Lund (The "Germans" from Lund) - [i]Achtung X-Mas[/i]

lol

this makes me want to lean back in my chair and lift my right hand stiffly to the image of a well-known German speaking politician on my wall

that is, King Frederick I

wassup haxor

nm going back to ub soon

finishing up [I]The Computational Brain[/I], owe library fines on it

eiling-hay itler-hay

u?

listening to lectures i missed last week, plotting the demise of a young girl's already failing self esteem

you know, the usual

[QUOTE=rasputin;17465562]plotting the demise of a young girl's already failing self esteem[/QUOTE]

that's juicy

do tell

why does she have failing self esteem, why does she deserve to have it destroyed, and how are you gonna do it in

speaking of self esteem

my gf got pissed and left because im an insecure wimp. now im lonely and sad :(

and an insecure whimp....................why?

its a long story but i dont feel comfortable with people hugging/flirting with her, and a big argument sprouted out of that.

as long as she puts out it's not a big deal idk

'Sup. I just woke up. It's 13:38 :\

that's a pretty 1338 time to wake up if you ask me

Lol. :lol:

[I]Achtung! Aufstehen! Es ist 13:38![/I]

decided not to go to school

cant handle this ****

sucks man

im gonna go outside in a few minutes, wish me luck

[QUOTE=fivelivesdeadandgone;17465596]its a long story but i dont feel comfortable with people hugging/flirting with her, and a big argument sprouted out of that.[/QUOTE]

lol I hated that early relationsip insecurity

[QUOTE=Ceminon;17465607]Lol. :lol:

[I]Achtung! Aufstehen! Es ist 13:38![/I][/QUOTE]

14:88 would be a nice time to wake up if it existed

I guess 15:28 is good enough

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That actually reminded me that I was gonna make some coffee.

I get terrible headaches if I don't drink coffee every morning.

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f[B]u[/B]cking gold

party

[right]hard[/right]

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