[QUOTE=Herbert_da_fish]*hugs*[/QUOTE]
Thankya darlin'

/tips hat

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]Anyone know how to commit Seppuku without getting blood all over the carpet?[/QUOTE]

Not if you want the beheading, no.

[QUOTE=AG]Paddling pool.

Can I be your second?[/QUOTE]

Can i be the second that chops of your head if you fail to chop his head off properly?

They do that.

You can do anything with your miraculous powers of SCIENCE!

NP-Nirvana-Dumb.

[QUOTE=Auberge le Mouton Noir]
Can i be the second that chops of your head if you fail to chop his head off properly?

They do that.[/QUOTE]


Sure.

It could be like a conga line of decapitation.

Talking of violence to extremes and covering things with gore, I wrote some new lyrics today and on Saturday.

post them?

np - jeff buckley, so real

Look a few pages back in the R&M community thread and you'll find todays.

NP-Nirvana-Pennyroyal Tea

ooo friendly
i would give an anaylsis but it be a bit like a blind man reviewing a painting, english was never my strongest subject

[QUOTE=PAJJ]ooo friendly
i would give an anaylsis but it be a bit like a blind man reviewing a painting, english was never my strongest subject[/QUOTE]
Heh, yeah, Jom gave me a subject and it took me 10 minutes to come up with something suitably goresoaked.

I've been getting nothing but positive responses, which is awesome, since I'm just stabbing in the dark here, in a manner of speaking...

lol yeah, and tis good, nice and descriptive too, which i suppose for th genre is a good thing :p

/notes if i ever meet ollie DON'T piss him off :-/

My ex-singer just told someone on myspace that his (meaning me and the bassist's) band broke up over the summer... :lol:
This guy refused to sing for us at our concert in february and never turned up to a single rehearsal.

I have some...original ideas sometimes

>_>

NP-Ian Dury-Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll

[quote=Lord Abortion]I have some...original ideas sometimes

>_>

NP-Ian Dury-Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll[/quote]
that song title always makes me feel good about my english skills :p
excellent song though


lol @ happy's band's ex-singer

itt i te;; you - sambuca and whisky don't sit well together :-S

Yes, correctly it should be Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll.

Possibly.

NP-Ian Dury-If I was with a woman.

"I was with a woman, she took away my spirit, no woman's getting close to me again" how poignant.

[url]http://cgi.ebay.com/Fender-AMERICAN-Deluxe-Precision-Bass-Active-USA-P_W0QQitemZ130022641435QQihZ003QQcategoryZ64401QQtcZphotoQQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem[/url]

Right american Ebay (sorry for killing the page)

But over here there say £1000+ and i worked it out that its £420 on there or so, so who would bother paying the extra shipping fea??

i need me some heavy as **** metal, i have an urge for it, what you recommend?

[QUOTE=PAJJ]i need me some heavy as **** metal, i have an urge for it, what you recommend?[/QUOTE]
Get yourself some Prostitute Disfigurement, Gorerotted, or Anaal Nathrakh

[QUOTE=PAJJ]i need me some heavy as **** metal, i have an urge for it, what you recommend?[/QUOTE]
Busted

listening to Prostitute Disfigurement perfect, :thumb:

will move on to busted next, thanks for the recommendations :)

Yeah, try She's not coming home tonight, that's so awesome.

NP-Exodus-Exodus

FOD

i'm just running through the tracks on myspace (it has it's uses) it's not there though :(, i've not pick up a word the guy as said/screeched/screemed at me yet, but still hitting the spot.

Im browsing ebay.

Its that time of the month, a week and half before pay day when i think "i need something big to buy and blow all my wages in a second"

Bass maybe, hmmm. Maybe i should save it :-/

i need to safe money, i've just realised how expensive uni's going to be, i wished i'd saved a bit more this year, oh well **** it, it's been fun, and i can always busk...

Yeah, I'm going to literally have no money. I have about £300 saved up, and my Dad is giving me an allowance, but that's only £30 a week.
I'd probably just have to buy as much alcohol as I can in the strongest amounts to achieve drunken oblivion faster.

[QUOTE=PAJJ]i need to safe money, i've just realised how expensive uni's going to be, i wished i'd saved a bit more this year, oh well **** it, it's been fun, and i can always busk...[/QUOTE]
Not moving out this year, stupid art foundation and no loans, means i wont have a lot of costs.

I baught a lot of my equipment and books already, but i still have stuff to get.

Ive decided.

this month, spend as little as i can, i know itll be a bit though, couple of hundred, but still, next paycheck after next, get a bass, so itll all be good.

After that my car. Becuase then i will have everything i want, new pc, new phone, new bass, lots of new clothes and a car.

I love having a job*

*money.

Yeah, I'm going to have to bloody work, which is gay, hopefully I can get bar work somewhere cool though.

i wish i'd done some bar work this year would've helped getting a job at uni, meh it'll work out well, or i'll end up a complete loner with no social life, eithers good really, as long as i'm not at home anymore.

[quote=Lord Abortion]Yeah, I'm going to literally have no money. I have about £300 saved up, and my Dad is giving me an allowance, but that's only £30 a week.
I'd probably just have to buy as much alcohol as I can in the strongest amounts to achieve drunken oblivion faster.[/quote]

this was my exact thought, i'll have to give up the whisky and move on to hobo strength cider again, oh i thought i'd left all that behind me in my school years :-/

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]You can do anything with your miraculous powers of SCIENCE![/QUOTE]

FOR SCIENCE!!!


/decapitation conga line





You know, i did swear that "FOR SCIENCE!!!" would be my last words.

[QUOTE=PAJJ]i wish i'd done some bar work this year would've helped getting a job at uni, meh it'll work out well, or i'll end up a complete loner with no social life, eithers good really, as long as i'm not at home anymore.[/QUOTE]
Gaybar work;)

lol <_<, i went to a gaybar the other day i stuck out like a sore thumb, everyone knew i was straight, except one guy who said i just looked like a butch lesbian, didn't help pull any of the actual lesbians though :-/
then we went somewhere proper and i pulled, then i got bored (i dunno why but meeting chicks in clubs isn't my thing) and i left, :-/

It's probably because you're not pretty enough dearie.

I'd hit it

lol it's true, i'm not pretty enough for the gay kids :-/
also apparently the rock/grunge look isn't big on the gay scene!!!

Yeah, but Pearl Jam are.

lawl.

That's so blatantly a euphamism for cum, which is fitting, as I always thought they were a load of wank.

NP-Maiden-Still Life(live)

:lol:

well i suppose that's one way of looking at it, shame you're wrong and they're actually brillaint... (good reasoning though, did actually make me laugh)

np G'n'R - You're Crazy (lies version)

I'm only kidding, matey.

NP-GNR-Mama Kin (lies also :eek:)

Schpooooookayy.

yeah i know, just playing along, i know it's all in good fun :)

lol and yeah, definitley spooky, new maiden album at the same time understandable but g'n'r ep randomly :eek:

NP-GNR-I used to love her.

I love this song so much. I could turn it to Death Metal without any effort at all, the lyrics are already nearly there:p

i've never thought about it like that, but it's strangely true, and that'd be a cool cover to hear.

[QUOTE=PAJJ]i've never thought about it like that, but it's strangely true, and that'd be a cool cover to hear.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, it's strange, as it's all bluesy and cool, but quite screwed lyrically.

NP-Knockin' on Heaven's door