[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17399837]I know. :[[/QUOTE]

only solution is to sterilize yourself w/o her knowing tbh

she'll be like WHY WON'T I GET PREGNANT *SOB*

then you'll be like idk :confused: lets try again :naughty:

No wonder why I smoke so much, she's always putting so much pressure on me and whatnot.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17399846]I would do so much messed up stuff to those chicks.[/QUOTE]
hahaha i agree justin


and jaundice i'm seriously not elim. he has actually screwed with me in the past because i was new here, but that is to be expected with him

Now I have to jerk it, ****.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17399850]No wonder why I smoke so much, she's always putting so much pressure on me and whatnot.[/QUOTE]

just think, all your drugz money will be used on diapers

****ing things that hold baby **** in them

**** that

And I don't want her pretty little vag getting ruined by a baby ****ing barging through there.

[QUOTE=adb;17399849]only solution is to sterilize yourself w/o her knowing tbh

she'll be like WHY WON'T I GET PREGNANT *SOB*

then you'll be like idk :confused: lets try again :naughty:[/QUOTE]lol adb is on a roll

How do I even sterilize myself?

Surgically with sharp instruments, by a doctor.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17399863]And I don't want her pretty little vag getting ruined by a baby ****ing barging through there.[/QUOTE]

that didn't even cross my mind

youre gonna have to put your foot down brah

don't worry about her feelings, she'll get over it eventually

Can we stop talking about having kids

it's making me think of the girl I'm not having kids with right now

there was a kid screaming his *** off when I was at the restaurant a couple hours ago

seriously hate them

should have curbstomped it

least you bastards might end up having kids at all. looks like imma dip out on that tip. (hooray a completely selfish life with lots of moneys!!!). and i dont wanna miss out.

Being a dad is probably my #1 goal in life

then my son will join MX and be all like 'my dad is more elite than your dad' and stevie will be all >:[

Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.

There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.

@ deth - its a good goal to have bro, heaps of my mates wouldnt have it any other way

[QUOTE=Deth;17399885]Being a dad is probably my #1 goal in life

then my son will join MX and be all like 'my dad is more elite than your dad' and stevie will be all >:[[/QUOTE]

Hahaha, his dad will finally be dethroned as the most elite dad in all of the land.

[QUOTE=Deth;17399885]Being a dad is probably my #1 goal in life

then my son will join MX and be all like 'my dad is more elite than your dad' and stevie will be all >:[[/QUOTE]

I would laugh so hard if you had like 2 or 3 girls

omg

but yeah I'm 99% sure I'm not having a single kid

I want to have girls so I can kill boys that don't treat them with respect

I will curbstomp so many teenage dudes if I have a girl

i'd prefer to have girls tbh, it'd be a stress but worth it

im going to be an awesome dad

I'm only gonna curbstomp guys that try to take advantage of my daughters or physically harm them. Any thing else they do to them is fair game.

totally not creepy or anything

edit: to josh obv

i just jerked off to a girl pooping :) :(

I don't think I could physically and mentally endure having a daughter, maybe, [I]maybe [/I]a son

but I'd settle for a dog

Speaking of daughers - Why was the ink drop sad? Because her dad was in the pen and she didn't know how long the sentence would be!

Sup guys... I'm making a CTTS discography CD :) Would any of you like their whole discography?

Nope.