[QUOTE=Wintermute;13508948]Only losers tell people they meet in a bar about how they intend to drive home even though they're drunk, without realising the bar's full of off-duty cops.

Happened in my village. :p[/QUOTE]

4 July 2005 was a time of great courage. We went around on the beach asking people if they had any alcohol that they would like to give us. Of course, we were all a bit inebriated with the one exception of my friend who was completely out of it. Anyway, he asked these people sitting around a fire, and the guy said, "I am an off-duty police officer, so I can't give you any alcohol. Sorry." He didn't do anything or say anything about us being under age. When we were walking back to our campfire, the same friend asked him again, and he said, "I already told you why I can't give you alcohol. You asked me like ten minutes ago!" :lol:

Some other lady became offended because my friend asked the people around her campfire, and she said, "There are children around!:angry:"

What a fun night.

Cops can't do anything unless you actually have alcohol on you.

It's funny, cops always check your bag for booze, not your drink.

:lol:

The guy he was talking to just nodded, smiled, and made small talk. Specifically, asking what he was driving these days. The second he pulled out of the car-park, he was cornered by two policecars.

A policeman is never really off-duty. They're supposed to act on major offences even when they're not in uniform. THat's why our village pub has so many policemen - they're less likely to see something that'll put them back on duty in a quiet village than in the city.

[QUOTE=One Groovin Clown;13509020]Cops can't do anything unless you actually have alcohol on you.

It's funny, cops always check your bag for booze, not your drink.[/QUOTE]

That isn't true. Here, you can be cited for an MIP (minor in possession) whether the alcohol is in you or in a bottle that you happen to have on you. Reasons being that A) you were previously drinking meaning you had alcohol on you, which is currently in your blood stream; and B) if you are under the age of 21, it is illegal for you to have any amount of alcohol in your system whether or not it is still under the legal limit.

That's a bummer, i'm usually just turned away. Ah, vive la Canada.

[QUOTE=Wintermute;13509028]:lol:

The guy he was talking to just nodded, smiled, and made small talk. Specifically, asking what he was driving these days. The second he pulled out of the car-park, he was cornered by two policecars.

A policeman is never really off-duty. They're supposed to act on major offences even when they're not in uniform. THat's why our village pub has so many policemen - they're less likely to see something that'll put them back on duty in a quiet village than in the city.[/QUOTE]

That really sucks for that guy. :lol:

What an easy way to be able to cite people for drinking and driving. :p

Word of advice, don't solder in your bedroom.

mmm lead poisining

Haha, new Bwoling For Soup video out, for the song "High School Never Ends".
[url]http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=5704115[/url]
Funny stuff.

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Who said that came from soldering? :naughty:

I am sorry, I am not Colossus, my skeet is not aluminum.

[QUOTE=Pluperfect_Arson;13509134]Who said that came from soldering? :naughty:[/QUOTE]

You mean his man juice is infact metal? :eek:

Please have my robot babies!

Brad are you the latest supporting member on talk bass?

[QUOTE=The Brad;13509141]I am sorry, I am not Colossus, my skeet is not aluminum.[/QUOTE]

:upset:

[QUOTE=One Groovin Clown;13509144]You mean his man juice is infact metal? :eek:

Please have my robot babies![/QUOTE]

No, those are my man juices. I am so metal. \m/

Hi :wave:

Yesssir.
I had to give them a $20 because they discontinued the month-to-month program. :\

[QUOTE=Pluperfect_Arson;13509200]:upset:



No, those are my man juices. I am so metal. \m/[/QUOTE]

I am way more metal than you, I listen to Korn, Linkin Park and Limp Bizkit!

... Can't forget SOAD.

[QUOTE=The Brad;13509242]I am way more metal than you, I listen to Korn, Linkin Park and Limp Bizkit![/QUOTE]

I listen to Hybrid Theory, which was Linkin Park's name before they were Linkin Park! It is also the name of their first album...

Therefore, I am more metal than you!

I also listen to Disturbed on a day-to-day basis.

I once slew a dragon:
I am more power metal than both of you.

Disturbed is too heavy for me, the drummer needs to calm down!

The vocalist is siq, though.

Amirite or amirite?

oh-wa-ah-ah-aaaah.
Yeah he is tight. I wish Korn would do that **** once in awhile.

Actually likes Linkin Park.
:upset:

I have a song with Chester singing on it if you want it.

[QUOTE=The Brad;13509370]I have a song with Chester singing on it if you want it.[/QUOTE]

:upset:

[QUOTE=The Brad;13509339]oh-wa-ah-ah-aaaah.
Yeah he is tight. I wish Korn would do that **** once in awhile.[/QUOTE]

Korn went downhill after they lost their guitarist due to him finding
God. :lol:

Of course, the started going downhill when I started really listening to good music.

[QUOTE=Akira;13509348]Actually likes Linkin Park.
:upset:[/QUOTE]

It is okay because my band and I turn up LP when we are all in the car and sing along with the windows open. :p

I am serious, it's not half-bad I was surprised it was him.
It's alright if you listen to LP, just don't claim to be metal. :P
That's all I'm saying.

lawl@gawd.

I think I found God once, but then he got away again.

Slippery little ****er.

You guys heard that Qwerty song by LP? Sounds like they are trying to go screamo or hardcore or something.