[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsLQZFMYHcQ[/url]

just remembered this song

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="6"][COLOR="Green"]~*~HeAvEn WoUlD b JuS kIckIn BaCk w/ jEsUs PaCkIn My BoNg~*~[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[IMG]http://www.clker.com/cliparts/7/2/e/1/1194984703896920016cannabis_leaf_anonymous_.svg.hi.png[/IMG]

lol

cause right now on earth i cant do jack

thps lmao

why do i have a sore throat and why did i just waste the last hour sorting out someone elses drama

because people are stupid.

because you're the levelheaded/mediator friend

omg my avatar rules <3

[QUOTE=BLASPHEMYOGAPHER;17709444]because you're the levelheaded/mediator friend[/QUOTE]

or beta male friend that everyone views as a pillow

a pillow that pukes on everything

i gotta get me one of those

ok austin so like

ok so like...

[quote=BLASPHEMYOGAPHER;17709456]i gotta get me one of those[/quote]
it just happens i guess

[QUOTE=BLASPHEMYOGAPHER;17709464]ok so like...[/QUOTE]

lol JINXIES!!!

So my one friend just found out his dad lurks his AIM when he's not home, and well.

Now I keep on sending him messages about how much I wanna hook up with his dad, I'm getting a feeling I'm probably not gonna be allowed over at their house anymore...

hahah

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7KXcSn2wBUp[/url]

I told him we should "totally go shopping for vinly clothes" and then I asked if his dad would give me Christmas money if I sucked him off.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1ZgCkUt7wM[/url]

b-b-b-bombchuuuu

[QUOTE=The Stig;17709509]i stopped devo for that ****[/QUOTE]

OH DEAR LORD NO

if you ain't down with grime i don't wanna talk at u

[B]whoa_boat:[/B] it used to be me and pj mead would take our pokemon to the p[layground and everyone would gather around to watch us fight and like place bets and stuff...
[b]whoa_boat:[/b] it was a big thing...
[b]whoa_boat:[/b] i trained for hours every day
[b]whoa_boat:[/b] i was makginngall sorts of money and was the king of the world, but then i had a pang of conscience...
[b]whoa_boat:[/b] i realized making these pokemon fight todeath was wrong
[b]whoa_boat:[/b] no-one else could understand why i gave that life up, but that didn't matter... what mattered was that i could live with myself...
[b]whoa_boat:[/b] i just couldn't see pikachu get hurt again... comfort his family while he was in hospital and no-one knew if hewould live or die...
[b]whoa_boat:[/b] they never said anything, but i could see it in their eyes that they blamed me... and they have every right to...

lol

i'm leaving the priesthood

i'm ascending to the rank of archbishop tomorrow, should be legit as FUUUK

[QUOTE=Apoc;17709541]i'm ascending to the rank of archbishop tomorrow, should be legit as FUUUK[/QUOTE]

how many kids do you get to fondle

I've got an allowance at this point of 7-10 a day, although there was a time when they capped me at 2 a week. psh

is morrisey really a priest

So just watched the trailer for Iron Man 2... officially excited.

once i get better at Demigod im pretty sure it would be insanely awesome online

http://tinychat.com/xmr

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