I can only think of Chris rock anyway.

Night guys.

FOAD

I just got woken up by my boss, a girl I work beside has been sent home sick so I've got to get in ASAP.
lol today had to be the day that I didn't wash my hair the night before or find my work clothes!

lol I can't find my trousers!

Im in work, coz the guy i work with is on holiday so i have to cover his shift.

Tomorrows gonna suck, theres usualy the 4 guys in, we just piss about and have a laugh, but one is on holiday and one is on paternity leave, so we have to get cover in, who will suck.

Mornin' all.
I got woken up by my Mum on the phone, so I had to run downstairs half asleep. She couldn't have just rang my mobie which is two inches from my bed, no:mad:

Haha, sucks.

time for work. bye.

Bye bye.

NP-Exodus-And then there were ****ing none.

Probably the best thrash song (and definitely the best thrash album) ever.

zomg!

Good morning

Yay holiday tomorrow.

morning people, as well :wave:

'sup?

NP - Pearl Jam - Jeremy

ITT: Picture of my new tattoo

[url]http://i5.tinypic.com/27yocck.jpg[/url]

There you go guys, I got this done yesterday, and I f**kin love it.

EDIT: I am also wearing a wifebeater ;)

Spiderweb?

/is eating a beacon sammich

Sup fred

Np - Jimi Hendrix - Red House (man how I love this man and his guitar virtusoity)

yeah jimi's cool

nice tat phill

lol @ the wifebeater, do you drink stella aswell?
that'd be a bad mix for your gf :p

yay my Iron Maiden album and Score DVD came today :D

[QUOTE=Phill]ITT: Picture of my new tattoo

[url]http://i5.tinypic.com/27yocck.jpg[/url]

There you go guys, I got this done yesterday, and I f**kin love it.

EDIT: I am also wearing a wifebeater ;)[/QUOTE]
Sickkkkk. My friend has that tippexed on his leather jacket and it looks cool, but that is awesome.
[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]Seriously, I can't remember the last time an actual friend of mine (not my girlfriend) came to my house[/QUOTE]
Me neither.

Maybe four times a year my best friend will come round, but thats because he's also a family friend and so his whole family will come around for dinner. I brought a chick home the second weekend in January, but nothing happened there. I can't think of anything else this year.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z16USbDX0XY[/url]

Seriously, if you guys haven't watched Metalocalypse yet, do.

Best cartoon ever.

Lo all


just to tell you people that I, in fact, am NOT dead. I´ll be returning to previous posting habits on wednesday-ish.

Yay for you guys, huh?

Yes, we can't wait.

It's just as good as you could imagine.

And why the hell were you doing human dartboard?


P.s. anyone know where I can download the first command and conquer?

What's Human Dartboard?

'Liven it up' doesnt quite cover it...

[QUOTE=Wish]So the human dart board isn't as bad as you'd think though I did it on the front of my body instead of my back... and on my butt.

The audio version of [I]Score[/I] is one of the best things ever. Dunno about the DVD though I'm sure it's more impressive.[/QUOTE]


Eh, are you like, 12 or something.

'soup

Wow I don't think I've seen a grown woman so scared as I did today :(

It was about 4ish and all I heard was a shout from the front doors (the undercover security guard) He'd caught a young woman stealing face wash/blades.
He asked her nicely to come with him into that back office, most of the people he catches go quietly. But she fell down onto the ground and started kicking and screaming, knocking things over etc. So he grabbed her and dragged her to the office. On the way she knocked over stands and threw things all over the place.
Because of security rules the manager of the store had to go and sit with them in the office. I was over the other side of the shop and I could here her and the guard shouting at eachother...
About 10 mintues later we here this big loud smash and someone screaming.

It turns out that she had lit up a fag in the office, when the guard asked her to put it out she didn't, so he took it out her mouth for her and stubbed it out.
She went [I]CRAZY[/I], took a bottle of vodka out of one of her bags and smashed it on the floor. Broken glass was everywhere and she was waving the top about, she smashed up the desk - including a computer. The guard managed to calm her down and search her and he found:
Drugs
More vodka
Syringes.

The police were called and then she made a big fuss so the riot police were called and came to drag her away.

I was talking to my manager just after it all happened and she was terrified. She was shaking so much.
I mean, the office they take the shoplifters into is tiny. And there was this crazy, high, drunk woman waving about a broken bottle in it.

scary.

Sh[size=2]it[/size] : \

P.S. Mondo Generator's [I]Cocaine Rodeo[/I] arrived for me at work, it pwns :D

Also got the sequel to [I]Hollow Chocolate Bunnies Of The Apocalypse[/I], the best book ever, called [I]The Toyminator[/I]

:cool:

Should have kicked her in the cun[SIZE=2]t.
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[SIZE=1]Omg Zowe, worst night ever last night :([/SIZE]

[QUOTE=AG]Should have kicked her in the cun[SIZE=2]t.
[/SIZE]

[SIZE=1]Omg Zowe, worst night ever last night :([/SIZE][/QUOTE]
lol she was all dirty and her hands were all cut too. And she was from Glasgow which automatically makes her 50% scarier :(

[SIZE="1"]I can't get on msn just now. Tell me about it when I can get on if you want
/hug
[/SIZE]

'sup AG?

Oh but it does.

[QUOTE=jesusfinger]'sup AG?[/QUOTE]


Women. Bloody women.








/I didn't murder someone last night

>_>


<_<

[QUOTE=AG]/I didn't murder someone last night

>_>


<_<[/QUOTE]


Nope.




You paid someone else to do it!!! :eek:

[QUOTE=AG]Women. Bloody women.
[/QUOTE]

AT LEAST YOU'RE GETTING SOME >: \

There was a massive crash in Huddersfield last night. 3 lasses in one car were killed I think, and another car crashed into a van, badly hurting the driver. I think another guy was killed in the second car. Apparently they were racing, so I've no sympathy for those guys. I hope they're pleased with themselves

There are loads of street races around about where I stay, I've never heard of anyone dying due to it. It's bound to happen soon I guess...

:D oohheee
flipped down:
[url]http://i3.tinypic.com/27yy6uh.jpg[/url] :cool: supadupa coo'

"[I]Sexyyyyyyyyyyyy ... [/I]" [like off've that song]

[QUOTE=Wrecked ladies last night]If we get off with eachother will you give us a pound for a parmo"[/QUOTE]


I remember the days when it was a rariety to see girls kissing. Now you can see it for a pound, or a bit of parmo.

Eeesh, state of kids today.

...

Fu[size=2]cks[/size] parmo?

Name change! :D

[QUOTE=AG]I remember the days when it was a rariety to see girls kissing. Now you can see it for a pound, or a bit of parmo.

Eeesh, state of kids today.[/QUOTE]
ehh parmo? :-/


woo Pat O))) :cool: