[QUOTE=iamtherobots;17398911]somking dog is so chill[/QUOTE]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMwW1JQukkA

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you def fail at the internet dood

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I remember one time some friends and I were smokin some blunts, and this random dog walks up and we all started blowing smoke in it's face and then it ate the roaches.

Pretty sure the dog got baked.

More than likely brah.

adb since when did you start [I]paying[/I] your dog for sex?

I bet every person that's ever smoked weed more than a few times has tried to force an animal to get stoned.

Me and my gf get our two cats stoned all the time, its awesome

I wish I had a dog

oh yeah I forgot you "babysit" your neighbors dog

I wish I had a neighbor that spoke english

"has sex with"

well yeah adb that way it wouldnt be so hard to explain wtf youre doing with their dog when they come home early

[QUOTE=LostChild;17398970]I bet every person that's ever smoked weed more than a few times has tried to force an animal to get stoned.[/QUOTE]

nope

I smoked up birds before.

lol ****ing getting baked with the birdies

my parents have an insomniac cockatiel that needs to get blazed

maybe it would SHUT THE HELL UP FOR ONE GODDAMN MINUTE

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[QUOTE=LostChild;17398970]I bet every person that's ever smoked weed more than a few times has tried to force an animal to get stoned.[/QUOTE]

Nope and not planning to.

smoking weed with girls is always lol

i've met like eight females in my life that don't act stupid as hell off of a bowl or two.

i've met like eight females in my life

did you get their numbers

what ever happend to that girl you went to wal mart and took pics with nate

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: what up nigga
You: chillin
You: ?
Stranger: nm holie
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Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I know that wasn't funny but it actually made me laugh a tiny bit

[QUOTE=adb;17399039]what ever happend to that girl you went to wal mart and took pics with nate[/QUOTE]

she still texts me sometimes but i realized she's too normal for me

get her drunk

[QUOTE=masscows;17399067]she still texts me sometimes but i realized she's too normal for me[/QUOTE]

didn't want to bring her up but [I]the girl[/I] I talk to always says she's to normal to be weird but too weird to be normal

nah she's pretty boring and i know she wouldn't give it up

[QUOTE=adb;17399082]didn't want to bring her up but [I]the girl[/I] I talk to always says she's to normal to be weird but too weird to be normal[/QUOTE]
Wow, I've definitely been saying that about myself for years.

what types of industrial does she name drop