Hey hey

Hello, how are you?

Pretty good thanks. I just pwned one of those flying daddy long-legs things. I'm normally very very kind to animals. All except those things, they're just horrible

Otherwise, enjoying a cup of tea and the Robert Plant version of [I]Hey Joe[/I] again :cool:

i feel sorry for them, everyone is always mean to them, and they can do **** all to you, minus flap on the light or something.
well except, apparently they have the deadliest poison there is, but no way of using it :-/

They're just ... foul. I don't know what it is, but they're fu[size=2]cking[/size] wierd. It's like some sort of disturbance in the force, each and every time one of them appears

lol, that's fair enough
i hate flies more, they make that buzzing noise, and you can never find the bastard when your trying to get to sleep.

[QUOTE=PAJJ]
well except, apparently they have the deadliest poison there is, but no way of using it :-/[/QUOTE]
Well, I supposed it's revenge if anyone eats them.

I try not to kill anything.

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It's just ... them. The exception that proves the rule

so do i, i haven't seen a fly in ages, if i do i'll (usually) try and get it out the window, or if it's a spider of something i pick it up and stick it on a plant outside.

[quote=Happy]Well, I supposed it's revenge if anyone eats them.[/quote]
lol, i guess i never thought of it like that.

Evening guys.

Hows things going and all that jazz?

:D only like 11 or so hours until I get my next tattoo

wewt

Some guy at work made me laugh today:

Him: Excuse me...

Me: Yes?

Him: Could you tell me where the gents are please?

Me: Yeah, sure. They're just...

Him: Yes. I know where they are.

*he wanders off*

Was he drunk or something?

Pat pat!

That's Phill! Right there /\

[QUOTE=Happy]Was he drunk or something?[/QUOTE]
He didn't seem drunk. Seemed like a perfectly normal chap talking absolute crap.

I feel so guilty if i kill a moth or anything :(

Im like "NOOOO what if its has a family, they'll never see there mum or day agian, there kids wont know there father NOOO!!"

I think i need theropy.

[QUOTE=Herbert_da_fish]He didn't seem drunk. Seemed like a perfectly normal chap talking absolute crap.[/QUOTE]
hmm, maybe he was gonna chat you up but shat himself at the last minute.

Butler, you need help dude.

[QUOTE=Happy]hmm, maybe he was gonna chat you up but shat himself at the last minute.[/QUOTE]
*shudders*

[QUOTE=Untitled]I feel so guilty if i kill a moth or anything :(

Im like "NOOOO what if its has a family, they'll never see there mum or day agian, there kids wont know there father NOOO!!"

I think i need theropy.[/QUOTE]


I just reckon that there is no need for these things to die.

[QUOTE=AG]I just reckon that there is no need for these things to die.[/QUOTE]
THERE FAMILIES!!!!! :(

[QUOTE=AG]I just reckon that there is no need for these things to die.[/QUOTE]
Killing insects with spray is all part of the circle of life :smoke:

[QUOTE=AG]Pat pat!

That's Phill! Right there /\[/QUOTE]

lolol [I]OOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooh![/I]

>_>


<_<


You and Zo are safe.

Seff guy

Checkitt *west-side*

Fod.

You crafty swine.

:eek: GAY!

tr00 f0d

[QUOTE=Happy]hmm, maybe he was gonna chat you up but shat himself at the last minute.[/QUOTE]

his plan:

"where are the gents please?"

"Over there..."

"Care to show me yourself? :naughty:

Ive lost my wallet :(

Im sure its in my room somewhere.

Luckly i have my debit card, so if someone nicked it, which i doubt, then they would have about £10 and thats it.

[QUOTE=Untitled]Ive lost my wallet :(

Im sure its in my room somewhere.

Luckly i have my debit card, so if someone nicked it, which i doubt, then they would have about £10 and thats it.[/QUOTE]

I stole it.

I'll sell you £10 worth of Metro newspapers

[QUOTE=Dead Star]I stole it.[/QUOTE]
F[size=2]u[/size]cking Scots

[QUOTE=Dead Star]I stole it.[/QUOTE]
It was the scouse guy i was speeking to at leeds!

Me and this random girl, and random guy where speekin at leeds, and she said

"Where do you come from?"

He said

"im from liverpool, cant you tell? i already have youre purse"

I was " :lol:ing"

And he said

"I dnno why you laughing, i have your wallet too :lol: "



Even though i had my wallet yestoday!

[QUOTE=ChodaBoy]F[size=2]u[/size]cking Scots[/QUOTE]

:(

There was this really short Mancunian I met at Leeds.

He was really gay.

[QUOTE=Dead Star]:(

There was this really short Mancunian I met at Leeds.

He was really gay.[/QUOTE]
thats a lie:thumb:

[QUOTE=Untitled]thats a lie:thumb:[/QUOTE]

It is.

He wasn't that short.

Also did I mention I think I gave Oz a high five.

[QUOTE=Dead Star]It is.

He wasn't that short.

Also did I mention I think I gave Oz a high five.[/QUOTE]
No you didnt.

Butler, I gave Oz a high five btw.

Oh right, sounds cool :cool: