[QUOTE=Nostalgia;15873505]And I already told you that I'm down with raping her if that's cool.[/QUOTE]

no










:(

[QUOTE=Apocalypticon;15873489]This is what we did on new years eve. I partly blame for this for our current lack of communication. It was a bad decision.[/QUOTE]

I think you know what my advice is...

Cuz when the blood begins to flow when it shoots up the dropper's neck when I'm closing in on death

And I'm pretty sure you have no idea what I look like, so this should be interesting.

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;15873520]And I'm pretty sure you have no idea what I look like, so this should be interesting.[/QUOTE]

Hey you know, you could always, TAKE A PICTURE! :eek:

I'll send you a real recent one.

I see this thread lives up to it's name.

[QUOTE]There's nothing worse than her being bored for two hours or wasting your money on tickets only to find out she had a bad time or wants to leave a quarter of the way into the set.[/QUOTE]

Yeah this is what I was afraid of.

[QUOTE=Sideshow Bob;15873542]And what's a DUFF? Dumb Ugly Freaky ****er?[/QUOTE]

Designated Ugly Fat Friend.

Every group has one. Makes everyone look better.

I've had to explain this concept a lot for some reason. I assumed it was common knowledge.

[QUOTE=Sideshow Bob;15873534]I'd be afraid to take my girl to a show or something unless I knew she really like the music. There's nothing worse than her being bored for two hours or wasting your money on tickets only to find out she had a bad time or wants to leave a quarter of the way into the set.[/QUOTE]

Very good point. I think I'll just use this to hang out with my guy friends, maybe choose something more traditional as a first date.

i think im a duff

[I]oh yeah[/I]

Dude bring her and I'll entertain her while you enjoy the show.

I have an awesome duff. It's usually a chick thing, but I like to keep one close anyway. He's also well aware he is one.

[QUOTE=guitrguy;15873508]I think you know what my advice is...[/QUOTE]

get smashed, smoke lots of weed and drop acid? cause that's why I've been doing and I still can't get her out of my head

p.s. give me your real advice

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;15873561]Dude bring her and I'll entertain her while you enjoy the show.[/QUOTE]

Now THERE'S a plan!

[QUOTE=Apocalypticon;15873564]get smashed, smoke lots of weed and drop acid? cause that's why I've been doing and I still can't get her out of my head

p.s. give me your real advice[/QUOTE]

It was more along the lines of cutting her throat, but....

The first question I ask is how much have you tried to contact her?

If you have been a lot then, she might have gotten freaked out. If not you should probably give calling her another try.

I think I have a DUFF, but I don't like having him around when I'm with girls because he's weird-looking. Kind of a moodkiller.

actually i cant be a duff cuz im in [I][COLOR="DarkOrchid"]space[/COLOR][/I]

I don't even have a DUFF, wtf.

If your group of friends doesn't have a duff it's probably you

What was your name before Sideshow? I know it couldn't have been that....unless I'm just oblivious.

[QUOTE=Cocaine;15873601]If your group of friends doesn't have a duff it's probably you[/QUOTE]

Oh yeah dude, 6' 3" and 190lbs, I'm such a DUFF. :p

I have on friend who is kinda fat, but idk if it's enough to qualify as a DUFF.

Our Duff is like paul, only longer hair and more metal.

I can't believe you're 6'3. You're gonna tower me.

You dont actually have to be ugly and fat, it's just a golden rule that you always have one friend who makes everyone look better.

[QUOTE]Paul150
Doctor Robert
Paul150
Saint Peter's Truckstop

And the following disclosed alts:
Paul151 (defunct)
Kris Kringle (defunct)
Hey. I'm God. I'll Smite You. (defunct)
Joe McCarthy
Android
Vladimir Putip (in Cyrillic)
Paul150Point5Retrograde
Ross Perot
The Picker Upper[/QUOTE]

Righto.

[email]waldo_666@hotmail.com[/email]

I guess this is my group's Duff:
[url]http://b6.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00700/60/34/700554306_l.jpg[/url]

hes so gay in large groups, but when its like one on one hes mad cool

[QUOTE=Sideshow Bob;15873620]Paul150
Doctor Robert
Paul150
Saint Peter's Truckstop

And the following disclosed alts:
Paul151 (defunct)
Kris Kringle (defunct)
Hey. I'm God. I'll Smite You. (defunct)
Joe McCarthy
Android
Vladimir Putip (in Cyrillic)
Paul150Point5Retrograde
Ross Perot
The Picker Upper


EDIT: Brian you mean me Paul or another?[/QUOTE]

I meant you, not in an insulting way. Just you two are v. similar.

spot the DUFF

[url]http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v162/143/125/660675091/n660675091_1851876_2810.jpg[/url]

I'm not in this one, I was taking the picture

me = 6 feet 150 pounds just for reference

whats a duff