[QUOTE=Jaundice;17463524]my mom just called me out on pissing in the trash can[/QUOTE]

I am tempted to do that so often but I never do because I KNOW BETTER.

<3 jorndiz

<3jcs

thats just stupid whats wrong with your toilet

I've pissed in the sink once when I was drunk and didn't wanna have to go down the stairs for the toilet.
Never in the trashcan, though.

Ugh, visiting family suuuucks.

once i came home drunk and pissed in the milk jug cause i thought it'd be funny when my parents drank it

but then i forgot, woke up later and drank the rest of it

:lol:

steven, are you still coming to seattle tomorrow?

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17463580]once i came home drunk and pissed in the milk jug cause i thought it'd be funny when my parents drank it

but then i forgot, woke up later and drank the rest of it[/QUOTE]

how'd it taste?

Pissed in my wardrobe when I was drunk before.

Had to explain to my mam the next day why a lot of my jeans we're covered in piss. Not fun.

i have a lot of control over myself when im drunk, which helps me in not being a total moron.

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17463580]once i came home drunk and pissed in the milk jug cause i thought it'd be funny when my parents drank it

but then i forgot, woke up later and drank the rest of it[/QUOTE]

Hahahahaha, nice.

Just found this:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDnJ_AnVxZE[/url]
He kinda looks like Yngwie, lol.

Yeah, I have a lot of control over myself too. I can type pretty good drunk, haha.

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;17463614]i have a lot of control over myself when im drunk, which helps me in not being a total moron.[/QUOTE]

yeah people say they don't notice me as being any different when i'm drunk, but i feel less inhibited and nervous even if i still act the same.

Idk I just start fights.

Good being a regular normal person rather than you socially anxious dorks.

[QUOTE=masscows;17463622]yeah people say they don't notice me as being any different when i'm drunk, but i feel less inhibited and nervous even if i still act the same.[/QUOTE]

Same here, I have better balance drunk, too.

my speech goes really soon so i always seem drunker than i am

Being drunk and stoned kinda makes me feel warm and fuzzy.
And makes sure that I don't get bored in otherwise boring situations.
And I usually never mention simple and trivial stuff, so that conversations often fall still. That doesn't happen when I'm drunk, though.
I like being drunk.

I talk too much when I'm stoned.

Anyway, I'm going out with some friends to eat some ribs and have a few beers.

Later bros.

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;17463614]i have a lot of control over myself when im drunk, which helps me in not being a total moron.[/QUOTE]
I have complete control over myself when I'm drunk, but I act like a moron even when I'm sober from time to time

[QUOTE]
how'd it taste?
[/QUOTE]I put chocolate syrup in it so I didn't taste anything.

[QUOTE=Txus;17463639]I talk too much when I'm stoned.

Anyway, I'm going out with some friends to eat some ribs and have a few beers.

Later bros.[/QUOTE]peace

would you have told your parents if they drank it?

No, but since they didn't drink it I told them a month or so later

ugh had such a hard workout with two friends to start off the semester right.

going to go collapse brb

sup dudes

just bought a new pipe :smoke:

my arm is killing me, 4 hour tattoo appointment yesterday

and the last hour was my elbow and ditch

fml it's so swollen

pics

[QUOTE=TimJim;17463654]sup dudes

just bought a new pipe :smoke:[/QUOTE]pix

i got a new debit card today and its a HARLEY DAVIDSON metallic shiny one. pretty cool.

still not home, don't have my camera

i think hes pulling a justin, guys

[quote=Jaundice;17463658]pix[/quote]
[IMG]http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f331/timmyjimmy1/0823091506.jpg[/IMG]

oh hell to the no

i will post one either today or tomorrow

about to go to walmart in a few

maybe i'll pull a nate and meet some girlz there

wow i hope that a tobacco pipe because if not you're ****ing gay

[quote=Nostalgia;17463669]wow i hope that a tobacco pipe because if not you're ****ing gay[/quote]ofc it is why else would i drop $40 on a pipe

well why are you buying a tobacco pipe to begin with.

i would never buy a pipe

for me thats 40 dollars that could go to two thirty packs of beer

[quote=Nostalgia;17463673]well why are you buying a tobacco pipe to begin with.[/quote]because pipe tobacco is sooo fuking good

just be a man and smoke cigarettes.

just be a man and drink beer