[QUOTE=Illmatic]what pants?

tight pants?

because I think those pants were ruined to start with.

so anyway, I cannot keep food down anymore :upset: I know most of you probably don't need to here that, but who cares :p[/QUOTE]

What's with the no caps to your sentences, and the misspelling of "hear?" Are you drunk/high, or are you just in a spamming phase?

[QUOTE=Cain]What's with the no caps to your sentences, and the misspelling of "hear?" Are you drunk/high, or are you just in a spamming phase?[/QUOTE]

I'm pretty out of it from the flu/sickness and the various pills I've been popping.

why do you ask?

[QUOTE=Illmatic]I'm pretty out of it from the flu/sickness and the various pills I've been popping.

why do you ask?[/QUOTE]

It's just something I noticed elsewhere on the forums. I was just curious.

EDIT: I hope I didn't come off as a jerk for asking you that. :-/

eh, it's fine...I'm usually pretty impeccable about that kinda stuff :p so I guess it's natural to assume something's up.

I rather want to see The Corpse Bride. It's not out over here yet, though. Maybe I'll go see a different film today, instead.

Asylum
Goal
Howl's Moving Castle
Land of the Dead
Revolver
Pride and Prejudice
The Lords of Dogtown
Wolf Creek
Green Street
The Longest Yard
The Man
Red Eye
40 Year Old Virgin
Charlie and The Chocolate Factory

^ seem to be my choices. Can anyone recommend/warn me off from any of them? I was thinking Land of the Dead or Revolver, but with no great conviction.

Green Street is brilliant, it's along the lines of Football Factory.

[QUOTE=Ad Absurdum]Green Street is brilliant, it's along the lines of Football Factory.[/QUOTE]
I've only seen adverts for it, and it looked like Glasgow on an Old Firm match day.





And what sort of person comes up with orange and chilli vodka? that stuff is pure evil.

/un related

It does sound rather evil. Vodka (with rare exceptions) sucks for every purpose except just getting drunk, though.

This weekend, I have mostly been learning how to order/drink a martini.

This weekend i have mainly been drinking a coctail called the 007, which costs 4 quid :\

What's in it? Is it worth it?

That could be interesting, though orange flavour and alcohol don't seem right together, from my experience. I do like to experiment with mixing ingredients though.

[QUOTE=Bartender]What's in it? Is it worth it?[/QUOTE]

Alot of Gin, i'm not sure what else, i was plastered when i was drinking them. And it was worth it, they tasted nice.

[QUOTE=Arucard]Alot of Gin, i'm not sure what else, i was plastered when i was drinking them. And it was worth it, they tasted nice.[/QUOTE]
When you get plastered everything tastes nice, though :p

I don't mind Vodka by itself or with anything else in fact, apart from Orange and Chilli.The orange and Vodka isn't really too bad, it's just the combination of vodka and chilli.

I think I need to venture to the washing machines today :upset:

NP: Goldfrapp - Paper Bag

My throat's paralyzed so I can't really taste anything.. I can skull Vodka with no chaser... :upset:

EDIT: Why's that a bad thing?

[QUOTE=munky_magik]
I don't mind Vodka by itself or with anything else in fact, apart from Orange and Chilli.The orange and Vodka isn't really too bad, it's just the combination of vodka and chilli. [/QUOTE]

Vodka's fun (it was one of the favoured drinks at a house I used to go to, which would take too long to explain in detail) but if you want a flavourful drink to enjoy as you get hammered, it's not the one to go for, really.

[QUOTE=magik]I think I need to venture to the washing machines today :upset:[/QUOTE]

:shock: Already?

[QUOTE=Bartender]Vodka's fun (it was one of the favoured drinks at a house I used to go to, which would take too long to explain in detail) but if you want a flavourful drink to enjoy as you get hammered, it's not the one to go for, really.[/quote]
When I drink to get hammered I just drink. Quantity > Quality


[quote]:shock: Already?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I didn't really bring all that many clothes with me which, in hindsight, was a poor decision. And I've went out every night so the smell of alochol and smoke is slowly starting to take over my room :(

I need to order CDs as well today. I should actually do some of these things, instead of posting on MX.

[QUOTE=Bartender]EDIT: Why's that a bad thing?[/QUOTE]

Cause it would suck to not be able to taste anything really.

Easiest way to get pissed: strong cider. It's too easy to drink that stuff.

[QUOTE=munky_magik]When I drink to get hammered I just drink. Quantity > Quality[/QUOTE]

I thought you might like something whose taste you can appreciate to start the hammering..but evidently not :)

[QUOTE=munky_magik]Yeah, I didn't really bring all that many clothes with me which, in hindsight, was a poor decision. And I've went out every night so the smell of alochol and smoke is slowly starting to take over my room :([/QUOTE]

I managed to avoid using the washing machines here at all last year. Saved myself quite a bit of money, actually.

[QUOTE=Arucard]Alot of Gin, i'm not sure what else, i was plastered when i was drinking them. And it was worth it, they tasted nice.[/QUOTE]

It's kind of strange that drink called the 007 has a lot of gin in it, considering he always specified a vodka martini.

[QUOTE=Stevie]Easiest way to get pissed: strong cider. It's too easy to drink that stuff.[/QUOTE]
I like cider, too bad it almost always makes me sick :-/

NP:Bach-Fugue in G minor

It's not really a bad thing I guess.. I just hate alcohol.
I always end up spewing :x

[QUOTE=Bartender]I thought you might like something whose taste you can appreciate to start the hammering..but evidently not :)[/quote]
It doesn't really bother me. Alcohol is the important thing.

/Scottish

<_<



[quote]I managed to avoid using the washing machines here at all last year. Saved myself quite a bit of money, actually.[/quote]
Well I'm almost out of decent clothes, I'm not going home til the end of next month and I can't really be bothered moving far to try and buy some more .


[quote]Easiest way to get pissed: strong cider. It's too easy to drink that stuff.[/QUOTE]
I would say Southern Comfort and coke, because it tastes like fruit juice.

[quote]I like cider, too bad it almost always makes me sick :-/

It's not really a bad thing I guess.. I just hate alcohol.
I always end up spewing :x[/quote]
Then drink less of it :p

Oh dear, I'm out of gum as well. Time for another trip to the shops in my shorts.

Absolut Vanilla and Coke mixed together taste exactly like vanilla coke.

[QUOTE=Stevie]Easiest way to get pissed: strong cider. It's too easy to drink that stuff.[/QUOTE]

The problem with cider is that the amount you usually have to drink ends up making you feel sick, just by virtue of volume rather than what's in it.

[QUOTE=magik]
It doesn't really bother me. Alcohol is the important thing.

/Scottish[/QUOTE]

Me neither..the Scottish part must have slipped my mind. Sorry :)

[QUOTE=magik]I would say Southern Comfort and coke, because it tastes like fruit juice.[/QUOTE]

Southern Comfort tastes too much like really nasty medicine to make it worthwhile, I think.

[QUOTE=munky_magik]
Then drink less of it :p
[/QUOTE]
But drinking some more always makes sense at the time <_<

NP:Beethoven-Funeral March

[QUOTE=Bartender]
Me neither..the Scottish part must have slipped my mind. Sorry :)[/quote]
I'll let you away with it this time.

[quote]Southern Comfort tastes too much like really nasty medicine to make it worthwhile, I think.[/QUOTE]
I quite like it, but then that hardly matters.

[quote]
But drinking some more always makes sense at the time <_<
[/quote]
Yeah, it's funny how many of those ideas you get that make perfect sense at the time.

So last night, we hit someone with our water balloon slingshot.

They were about the length of an entire [American] football field away, and we just launched one for the hell of it. And BOOM! It drills some kid in the leg. Basically, we couldn't miss... there was a group of four of them.

The reaction of the kid who got hit was priceless. He started jumping up and down in circles shouting, ran inside, and brought out a broom.

Yeah, a broom.

So we silently shut our doorwall to the townhouse and laid low for awhile. Again, because of the location of our townhouse and there being no lights or anything, they couldn't tell where the balloons came from, just the muffled "thwap" of the slingshot.

So Broom Kid starts walking about the backyards investigating with his broom. He gets his other three friends to grab "weapons" as well. The most obnoxious weapon? A spatula.

And so I scouted from the upstairs, and they started inching towards our townhouse. Everyone ducked down behind the couch or somewhere in the townhouse. Then they went to our neighbor's and talked to them for a bit, and left.

So we chilled for a bit, and my roommate's friends from another uni were like, "Ohh man, those guys want to fight, they have a weapons, I don't want to fight, whine whine whine." And I have to explain that our uni isn't like his uni, people are very laid back. Besides, this water balloon rampage is probably the most exciting thing that has happened at our end of the university this year, so people will find humor in it.

Roommate's friend: "Duuuuuude, they have weapons! They're going to come after us!"

Roommate: "No, man, people don't fight here for stupid things."

Roommate: "Yeah, it's not like your place, where those black kids say they're from Detroit and they're really not. [brother voice] 'What, you lookin' at me funny? I'm from Detroit, dawg! Don't be steppin'!"[/brother voice] And when you go up to them they step back and say, [brother voice]Yo, dawg, it's cool, yo, be cool, be cool.[/brother voice]"

Me: "Right. I'm from Detroit, so I'll tell you right now: you're not going to find that kind of attitude there. And besides, they brought out a fuc[font=]king broom and spatula. They were going on an adventure. You don't bring a spatula if you're going to go out to beat someone's as[/font]s. You bring a baseball bat. These guys were just going on an adventure."

Roommate: "Right. They don't know it's us for sure, yet, anyway. Be easy."

Roommate's girlfriend: "Oh, you boys."

Anyways, it's getting really boring sitting in the dark and swapping jokes. So we have my roommate's friends from the other uni go over to talk to our neighbors to see if they're cool (yep, we still don't know our neighbors... we just don't care enough to go over and say hey). They stall for a bit to buy some time, and then ask.

Their story was, they were walking around and almost got hit by a balloon. They thought it was kind of funny, do you know who did it? Only one of the girls in her townhouse was there, and she said that one of her friends (Broom Kid) got hit and was "pretty pissed."

Now, give me a freakin' break. He has no reason to be pissed.

The only instances I would understand is if a) he got hit in the package or b) in the face. Moreso a than b, however.

Anyways, they come back and say that our neighbor seems cool about it. A minute goes by, and the four kids come walking towards our townhouse, but turn a different path and go walking somewhere else.

False alarm, I guess. But we still think that a) people know it's us, and b) girl ratted us out to her friends.

So, that was the excitement of last night, in part.

The end.

Good times.

This last week for me, being the last week of school ever, was extremely fun.

Your evening was more exciting then mine by the sounds of it Jom.

NP: Ozric Tentacles-Chewier

[QUOTE=Jom]words, words, words. More words. And some more.[/QUOTE]
You should've gone out to meet him with another spatula and had a duel!
I'll never forgive for missing that opportunity. Never!

On another note, why do intelligent people turn into morons when they write text messages?