ahhh playing Shadow Man for n64 seriously great game omg

****ing creepiest sound effects of any game I've ever played including any of the newer Resident Evils or Silent Hills or **** like that

The area I'm in now is like an asylum and there's like rubber duck noises and babies crying and weird giggling and pig oinking

My current [and future, bawwwww] girl is the hottest by far.

make a move steve

[I]make a move[/I]

[QUOTE=Angmar;17897310]First girl I dated was probably most attractive overall.[/QUOTE]

Same. Arab chick was definitely the hottest biddy I've ever dated. She'd would be a 10 if she had bigga bewbs.

All of the girls I dated were pretty attractive. None drastically more than the others. They did vary in weight though.

[QUOTE=adb;17897314]make a move steve

[I]make a move[/I][/QUOTE]


lol

first girl i dated bossed me around and was always threatening to rape me and **** i was like wtf shouldn't this be easier

and an arab girl being a 10 defies phsyics

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;17897317]All of the girls I dated were pretty attractive. None drastically more than the others. They did vary in weight though.[/QUOTE]

Hahaha, fattest chick you ever dated?

EDIT @ Alex: how the **** does a chick rape a dude?

Well I was like 220 at one point when I dated her and she weighed about the same as me. It was well proportioned IMO though.

a really ugly butch one could I guess

First girl I dated I would call a 9 but none of you would agree with me

220 on a girl lol wut

First girl I dated was ridiculously cute and had a really hot runner body.

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;17897325]Well I was like 220 at one point when I dated her and she weighed about the same as me. It was well proportioned IMO though.[/QUOTE]

Damn dude!! loooool

EDIT: hahahaha you're all chub chasers

All my girlfriends have been hot, although one was a double-cheeseburger, if you get me.

idk girl im kinda seeing isnt like amazing but i think shes really cute

I enjoy men

[QUOTE=Angmar;17897330]220 on a girl lol wut[/QUOTE]

yeah that's a bit bigger than I would go haha

I don't know what you consider "well-proportioned" about any 220 chick

Unless she was like 7 feet tall.

EDIT: and even then that's still a pinch and a half

lol ignored post

o well

another thing that made me mad today:

it was all warm out n stuff so da ladies took out the skirts and short shorts
saw this group of really cute azn girls get on the bus to uni
all arms locked with fat ugly asian dudes trying their damnest to grow a moustache but failing miserably and oh god why

you all care about things like this dont lie

9 is like

i'd like to get caught cheating on you just to have to beg for forgiveness status

or like

i wouldn't care if people thought i was unhealthily dependent on you, status

i firmly believe that a girl being a 10 is a theoretical impossibility as 10 exists as a mythical ideal that doesn't coincide with probably outcomes

That's a cool story Jaundice

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17897331]Damn dude!! loooool

EDIT: hahahaha you're all chub chasers[/QUOTE]

She was the best in bed out of all of them though. No joke.

All bewbs and butt.

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17897338]9 is like

i'd like to get caught cheating on you just to have to beg for forgiveness status

or like

i wouldn't care if people thought i was unhealthily dependent on you, status

i firmly believe that a girl being a 10 is a theoretical impossibility as 10 exists as a mythical ideal that doesn't coincide with probably outcomes[/QUOTE]

You're puttin the p[I]u[/I]ssy on a pedestal, man.

you would cheat on the girl youd give your highest possible rating too?

well then

[I]http://www.myspace.com/thenewfoundlands [/I]

Dammit listen to my [B]Gold Teeth On A Bum[/B] remix

A girl that weighs 220 would literally destroy me. I'm strong but not [I]that[/I] strong.

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;17897340]She was the best in bed out of all of them though. No joke.

All bewbs and butt.[/QUOTE]


so like 40 pound boobs and butt?

[quote=Aaron;17897345][I]http://www.myspace.com/thenewfoundlands [/I]

Dammit listen to my [B]Gold Teeth On A Bum[/B] remix[/quote]
f u page turn

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17897341]You're puttin the p[I]u[/I]ssy on a pedestal, man.[/QUOTE]

not really i'm pretty apathetic to girls emotionally and id pretty much **** around with anything that wasn't fat or gross

i just think that theoretically i could fall in love with a girl if she was really attractive

k but lets talk about personalities

dated two chiks that were chill as fuuuuuuk as one that was a total douchebag

Dated 2 girls who were pretty awesome and one that was funny and stuff but would be way too much to deal with in the long term.