walked into my living room and saw this...camera spraypainted black, stabbed into the couch.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/oaM2x.jpg[/IMG]

i don't even know

awkward pop

i get the part about there being a couch to sit on and a sweater to like waer and stuff but that stuff is mystifying otherwise

Your house mate might have murdered someone last night and taken pictures.

self incrimination

why fuck up the couch?

cant count the number of times i've woken up with a knife in my wall or something stupid like that and been like "man my friends are pathetic" only to realize that i did it drunk and forgot

[QUOTE=lukeskywalkertakingadump;18746332]what if you enjoy intoxication but don't really like alcohol[/QUOTE]

backed

then youre a fucking pussy

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18747987]then youre a fucking pussy[/QUOTE]

backed

backtard

[QUOTE=lukeskywalkertakingadump;18746332]what if you enjoy intoxication but don't really like alcohol[/QUOTE]

hmmm

it would almost seem like,

sam is slyly alluding to us, he enjoys intoxication from some other substance that isn't alcohol

but what could this mystery toxin possibly be?

hmmm it's like emh is a bitchy 14 year old girl stuck in a douchebag's body

emh shut the fuck up you woody lookin ass muh fuck

alcohol is fun but its an understood fact that it has no purpose what so ever other than making you more of an alpha bro than usual for a short period of time

it also seems to inspire genius and profound insight but yeah mostly just makes you rage and crack jokes that arent funny

[QUOTE]makes you rage and crack jokes that arent funny[/QUOTE]
says the expert right?

thank you for proving my point

Yeah, alcohol makes anyone an idiot if they have enough of it. I currently have a bruise on my forehead to prove it, but it's fun before the regrets.

I've never regretted anything I've done while drunk for longer than like a day

and things that I regret for a day are usually the most fun, interesting or truthful stuff anyway. no long term damage done.

:lol: idiot juice :lol: