Makes your dick shrink too.

:eek:


/lewd comments...

Man, I wish I had a fat juicy steak right now, instead of this bowl of Sultana Bran.

Mmm..steak. I had steak for dinner.

What do you guys like better for my MX name change, Axel, my gaming nickname, or DeadnightWarrior, my other online nickname?

steak=great

Not as much as rack of lamb=great, though!

I fixed my asshattery in that Beatallica thread, Jason. I missed Chris' post and assumed the worst based on my existing dislike for Lars. :(

"As[size=2]s[/size]hattery"....funniest thing I've heard all night. And madey, come on, what online name ISN'T a bit cheesy?

[QUOTE=cjborton]What do you guys like better for my MX name change, Axel, my gaming nickname, or DeadnightWarrior, my other online nickname?[/QUOTE]

I think Axel rocks, personally. But be careful: ever since my name change was successful, the Ask the Mods thread has been inundated with name change requests. Jim and Ray are among the requestees, as is InColdBlood. I don't see why this would annoy DBJ though: it took him about three seconds to change mine, but you never know.

Just ask nicely. :)

Call yourself Metal Meltdown.

Or Freewheel Burning.

Or A Touch Of Evil

Or Painkiller

Or Ram It Down

Or Devil's Child

Or Between The Hammer And The Anvil

Or The Green Manalishi (With The Two Pronged Crown)

How about Slinger....As in axe slinger and/or gun slinger.

[QUOTE=madeyadams]Haha. There's a difference between cheesy and nerdy. Nerdy can be sometimes funny, but usually cheesy is cooler than nerdy.[/QUOTE]

Nerdy can be cool. Cheesy makes me groan more often than it makes me smile. Nerdy usually makes me smile.

/wonders what that says about me...

[QUOTE=cjborton]How about Slinger....As in axe slinger and/or gun slinger.[/QUOTE]

Slinger makes you sound like a cripple. :lol: Just imagine you can kill any politician you want and you need to think up a good name for the papers to run with.

[QUOTE=madeyadams]Or a saggy pr0n star.[/QUOTE]

You seem to have a thing for pr0n. :)

[QUOTE=madeyadams]haha what?! I do not. It's just funny.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I always think it's funny when the girl's giving the guy head but she's moaning anyway.

Or so I've been told...that's what they do...I mean...o crap :upset:

I guess I'm not creative enough. Here's my specs: Army soldier, guitar player, comp game player, hockey player, hunter, fisherman, gun collector, wine conneseiur(sp?), golfer....Someone creative put something together for me.

[QUOTE=madeyadams]No i mean.. It's just funny to watch. Like I'll make my boyfriend watch pr0n with me, and he'll get turned on and I'll just sit there laughing.

I once saw this pr0n called "Lord of the G Strings." It was SO funny. I nearly pissed myself watching it.[/QUOTE]

You're just like my friend at college! She made me watch that! She has a similar relationship with her boyfriend, too...and you actually reminded me of her when I saw your picture! Wow.

That flick had some good lines in it, to tell the truth. It was a truly hysterical picture. Laughably fake rumpy-pumpy abounded throughout.

[QUOTE=cjborton]I guess I'm not creative enough. Here's my specs: Army soldier, guitar player, comp game player, hockey player, hunter, fisherman, gun collector, wine conneseiur(sp?), golfer....Someone creative put something together for me.[/QUOTE]

Man Of Many Faces?

[QUOTE=cjborton]I guess I'm not creative enough. Here's my specs: Army soldier, guitar player, comp game player, hockey player, hunter, fisherman, gun collector, wine conneseiur(sp?), golfer....Someone creative put something together for me.[/QUOTE]

I don't know. You have no idea how much effort it took me to think of Cain, and even that was just lifted from something I was reading.

[QUOTE=madeyadams]Are you serious? That's crazy. Everyone always says I remind them of someone they know.. I think I might have a twin in various parts of le world.[/QUOTE]

It's possible. I never would have imagined that you would have seen "Lord of the G Strings." I mean, I saw your picture, and was like "she looks like Risa" (my friend) but you totally floored me when you mentioned that movie. I was like "Holy God, she [I]is[/I] her!" It made me laugh. :lol:

[QUOTE=madeyadams]No i mean.. It's just funny to watch. Like I'll make my boyfriend watch pr0n with me, and he'll get turned on and I'll just sit there laughing.

I once saw this pr0n called "Lord of the G Strings." It was SO funny. I nearly pissed myself watching it.[/QUOTE]

I saw that too!

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]Man Of Many Faces?[/QUOTE]

Meh, I'll think of something, probably just going back to Axel or DeadnightWarrior. Do you play Day of Defeat, Jason?

[QUOTE=cjborton]Meh, I'll think of something, probably just going back to Axel or DeadnightWarrior. Do you play Day of Defeat, Jason?[/QUOTE]

Change it to G-Spot Tornado

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]I saw that too![/QUOTE] Funny stuff, yeah?

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]Change it to G-Spot Tornado[/QUOTE]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

That'll slay every female on this site.

[QUOTE=Cain]Funny stuff, yeah?[/QUOTE]

Instead of Bilbo Baggins, it was Dildo Saggins
Instead of Aragorn, it was Araporn
Instead of Gandalf the Wizard, it was Smirnoff the Wizard

:lol:

[QUOTE=madeyadams]

You have one cool friend then, Cain. ;)[/QUOTE]

Sounds like it. My name's Lucas, BTW. :thumb:

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]Instead of Bilbo Baggins, it was Dildo Saggins
Instead of Aragorn, it was Araporn
Instead of Gandalf the Wizard, it was Smirnoff the Wizard

:lol:[/QUOTE]

Yep. Hilarious.

See ya. Off to work.

Chris, I played it a few times. Good fun.

Oh, ok, I was gonna tell you a story from today about it, but have fun at work:).

[QUOTE=madeyadams]Haha okay. Hi Lucas, I'm Madey. :D[/QUOTE]

I figured. Most of the others just call me Lucas, so I've gotten used to it. And I'm not entirely used to my new username yet, so I figured I'd just tell you. :p

[QUOTE=cjborton]Oh, ok, I was gonna tell you a story from today about it, but have fun at work:).[/QUOTE]

You can tell me any of your stories, Chris. :naughty:

See ya later, Jason. Have fun at work. :wave:

[QUOTE=madeyadams]Story time?!?! yay

/sits in a big circle with everyone else.[/QUOTE]

/runs around the circle playing duck duck goose

Oh, and I shall. So, my thing is with DoD, its much more fun for me when I play with knife or spade only. It offers more challenge, more a rush when killing, and it drives the bastards crazy. So I get into a server running Avalanche(the most clutch blading map), I join allies, and hit a 21-31. Not bad for knife only. Then the map restarts and I go Axis, and end with like a 30-23 spade only. And at one point I went on a 7 kill run before dying. It was such fun.

Nice, you play any CoD lately? I keep owning in the servers, I need some competition :)

I haven't really. I think DoD is a much better WW2 MP than CoD is. It just my choice of game. I played DoD since it was a beta so I'm quite comfortable owning in it. Not to mention when it comes out on the Source engine, that will be amazing. But for the sake of playing with you we shall go, and see who gets owned. I'll hit you up on messenger tonight or this weekend and we'll rock some CoD.

madey obviously got bored with our videogame talk.

I was playing CoD today, in the Corrupted Soldier server. The map was mp_rocket, and I owned about 16 guys in the first two minutes with my sniper rifle, only dying once the whole time. That clan really wasn't doing so hot at all. I was unimpressed.

Cool, sounds good.

Ok, it's late and I'm heading to bed. Thanks for the conversation and the company, guys. :wave:

DoD and CoD=World War II CS

Later Lucas.

[QUOTE=madeyadams]Haha I do not understand those videogames.

Only game I've ever played is CS. Now THAT is fun.[/QUOTE]

You like Nine Inch Nails, guitar, AND CS? Coolest girl ever.

That's awesome.