Awesome. Aslong as that doesn't include Video Games/Movies.

I bet someone on this board has the retarded surname that everyone laughed at during roll call.

thatd be me, mines lane. its ok tho because i just made a stencil of the tragedy bird.

There was this way fat girl who totally looked she should run a kebab shop. Her surname was He-She. That never got old.

Lane, kinda has its own merits but its close enough to Lame to not even have to bother thinking up anything original.

Haha. I know a kid with the last name Dyke. To my knowledge he doesn't have a sister though.

Ive got another friend who had the ultimate hereditary self pwn.

Martin Gay.

He was kinda tight though, we'd hang out on his dads computer playing doom shareware and leisure suit Larry. He totally wouldnt tell me what a "BJ" was.

His mom came out last year. Straight up.

LOL

I saw this place driving to Toronto once called 'Gaylord Furniture Showrooms'. Why, honestly.

Their was a fat kid in my school named Andrew F'at.

I knew a kid named Joey Dick.

Theres a guy in the county jail named Gaylord.

I get made fun of for my last name all the time.

My last name is Prozeniuk and people constantly call me Prozac every day and act like its the funniest thing they've ever heard.

< Abernethy

Tjebben

[QUOTE=Tjebby]Tjebben[/QUOTE]
What's the origin of that?

No clue. I think my dad said it might be Dutch or German.

I'm going to hunt all of you down and kill you.

Reiner you've got it easy. Your last name is probably Socrates or Reiner The Great.

sweet, no more school.

I've been out of school for about 3 weeks

You probably go back in August though, right?

Also got my report card, my GPA is way higher than expected.

Yeah

Reiner Reinhard.

Truth.

This topic delivers.

<Kennedy

Tits Kennedy.

I could deal.

tits is the middle name.

Fat T. Kennedy

lol

I'm out

Ceremony, Lights Out, Ruiner, etc. tonight in Austin

I'm pumped

Have fun bro!

Reiner, I realized while at the beach yesterday that the state of Jersey isn't that bad, it's the people that f[size=2]u[/size]cking inhabit it.

[QUOTE=40 oz 2 freedom]I'm out

Ceremony, Lights Out, Ruiner, etc. tonight in Austin

I'm pumped[/QUOTE]

This is the first time Ceremony's been out there, isn't it? Prepare for one of the best sets you'll ever see.

[QUOTE=cbmartinez]Have fun bro!

Reiner, I realized while at the beach yesterday that the state of Jersey isn't that bad, it's the people that f[size=2]u[/size]cking inhabit it.[/QUOTE]

How long have you lived in Jersey? You should've realized that awhile ago.

I'm just saying, people usually give Jersey **** for being like filled with trash and pollution. The state's actually nice. But lately, every where I f[size=2]u[/size]cking go, especially the beach, it's one of four groups:

1) White Trash (includes wiggers)
2) Immigrants (mostly hispanics)
3) Guidos
4) Black people

[QUOTE=BuddyBigsby]This is the first time Ceremony's been out there, isn't it? Prepare for one of the best sets you'll ever see.[/QUOTE]
Act like you know.

[QUOTE=cbmartinez]I'm just saying, people usually give Jersey **** for being like filled with trash and pollution. The state's actually nice. But lately, every where I f[size=2]u[/size]cking go, especially the beach, it's one of four groups:

1) White Trash (includes wiggers)
2) Immigrants (mostly hispanics)
3) Guidos
4) Black people[/QUOTE]

Guidos?

You seriously don't know what a guido is?

New Jersey just isn't appealing to me. I don't hate it but it's not one of those places I say "D'amn I should check out New Jersey for a place to live after school"

I have no idea what a guido is.

It's an Italian

Hahaha. Is guido an Italian word or something?

Most of the time it's used as an offensive term for like kids who either spike or slick their hair, wear Armani wifebeaters and show off their guns. That's what most of them around here are like anyway. My barber's actual name is Joe Guido. He's awesome.

[QUOTE=Tyler]Reiner you've got it easy. Your last name is probably Socrates or Reiner The Great.[/QUOTE]
Goldsteinermenberg

Haha I was close.