The chafing would be lovely...

I can imagine it'd get boring after awhile.

Maybe, I dunno.

I've never had sex.

Well. Depends on your definition.

I never lost my virginity =/

Oh it's okay neither am I.

While my friends are getting head, and finger ****ing girls, guess what I'm doing?
Talking to you guys.

And that's FAR more rewarding.

Girls are icky anyways

You can't fit both into your schedual?

[quote=Leprechauns1021 II]Girls are icky anyways[/quote]

Ouch T-T

Naw...

Betwean MX, Drumming, and the Disney Channel, I just don't seem to have the time to sex anyone.

Awww.

I had time, 'specially while I was in Japan.

I learned that Japanese condoms [and therefore, japanese cocks] are really small.

Oh ya oriental people are like tic-tacs. Its ridiculous.


Now us middle easterners......lets just say bombs arent the only thing we're packing :naughty:

Couldn't of put it better myself Lepre.

=O

The guy I was with, of course, was 1/2 and 1/2. I guess his lower 1/2 was all American meat or somethin', it looked like the condom was about to suffocate him.

...Ew.

Seriously.

Unsexy as it is, I couldn't help but laugh.

And then he complained that it hurt a little.

Heh.

Asians make me chuckle.

But the women are supposed to complain about that :confused:

Once again, no sex for me.

He said the condom hurt. It looked painful.

Asian men whine a lot, though. All of the porno I've watched has them whimpering and on the verge of tears.

I've noticed that too Pespi.

Ive also noticed that I am a horribly lonely person with no real friends and no girls interested in learning more about my pen0r

[quote=Pespi]Asian men whine a lot, though. All of the animal photographso I've watched has them whimpering and on the verge of tears.[/quote]

Really?

Eh, I'm not surprised.

We're talking about an entire continent of men who carry around purses, afterall.

[QUOTE=Leprechauns1021 II]Ive also noticed that I am a horribly lonely person with no real friends and no girls interested in learning more about my pen0r[/QUOTE]

Yep.

Except Cambodians.

They may as well be black.

My uncle had a man purse, it was pretty awesome if you ask me.

I found pr0n magazines under my uncles matress when i was like 5. It was the greatest day of my life

Aren't Cambodians starving??


This stupid girl on MSN who I last spoke to over a year ago is talking to me again.

[QUOTE=Leprechauns1021 II]I found pr0n magazines under my uncles matress when i was like 5. It was the greatest day of my life[/QUOTE]

My parents had one..
I was looking for the Cast Away video.

but I found Sex Kitten instead.

That was just stupid.

My parents have a box of it in their closet.

I stopped taking videos out of it after I found a homemade one...

I dont like MSN. People are always boring on there. Except when I have a conversation "orgy" with like 4 of my friends and we discuss hilarious shiet. Other than that every convo is like

Some dude:Hey

Me:hey
whats up?

Some dude:nm
u?

Me: same here

Some Dude:lol

Me:Why the lol?

Some dude: idk....wanna have buttsecks

Me:Sure

[QUOTE=Pespi]Aren't Cambodians starving??


This stupid girl on MSN who I last spoke to over a year ago is talking to me again.[/QUOTE]

Eh, some of them are.

Others work in 4 and 5-star hotels, or as tour guides and crap.

I went to Cambodia for 3 days. They didn't LOOK too starving, granted, I went to all the tourist spots and crap. I didn't see "real" Cambodia, I'm sure they're not driving Mustangs out there or anything though.

Haha..I'm a boring-*** human being to talk to on MSN. You can ask any of the 2 or 3 people from this forum who've tried. It's not that I'm ignoring you, I'm just better at talking in person~

We should all have a massive MX D&P MSn conversation orgy.

Hahaha.

Whatever.

[QUOTE=Sunshine]Hahaha.

Whatever.[/QUOTE]

Dont you ignore my excellent idea like it was a mediocore idea i pulled outta my arse on the spot!

Pretty much everybody who added me off MX has terrible convorsation skills.

Save Jeremy...
Who is the only person I regularly speak to.


Edit: BB does those every once in a while.
They suck. A lot.

There are so many things you just can't say on MSN due to lack of intonation and other speech-related things.

We should Lepre.
It's a wonderful Idea.

I say alot of useless shiet on MSN that I always say in real life. Thats just how i roll.


And I agree lime, its a wonderful idea, i mean just look how our thread went last night. A good hr of greatness.

Everyone who is in say I and/or post msn screenname thingy

IN!

[email]welovelime@hotmail.com[/email]

Bitches.

Hahaha, like that's hard to guess.

lol i thought it up so i gots to be down


[email]Dancing_Leprechauns1021@hotmail.com[/email]


You know you guys want to :naughty:

[QUOTE=Sunshine]Hahaha, like that's hard to guess.[/QUOTE]

It would be.
Thers no underscores