[quote=Tyler;18377975]hjs are super awkward idk i wont say im not a fan but they're really the worst option[/quote]
they're just incredibly boring

handjobs have no point cause i can do it better myself. i've never gotten one i would call "good"

the ol' heave ho

loool

[QUOTE=blockhead;18378005]handjobs have no point[/QUOTE]
hardons

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18378006]the ol' heave ho[/QUOTE]

lol

its just that they usually play with it like its a babys arm or something

ive never had a really enthusiastic handjob but if it occurred i'm sure it'd be better than most things in life

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;18378002]they're just incredibly boring[/QUOTE]

they feel alright but it's hard not to just say [I]you're doing it wrong[/I] right in her face

plus as you once said you might as well put it in your mouth

one time this girl was giving me head and threw up cause she choked herself or something it was pretty disgusting but i still had sex with her afterwards

jaundice fucked a baby with gas and ripped it in half

yeah i said you're doing it wrong to a lady and that actually lead to da beej so that was cool

goal in life is to get a girl to throw up during oral sex

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amazing night

cool never seen that before

im telling you ron, i'm telling you tyler

you're doing it wrong works

[I]sarcasm[/I]

i just shaved the whole dick and balls better at least got a hj tonight

all it's good for is revvvvvin her up once she's engaged just push her over and get er done

jaundice jack me off

if i had a nickle for every time i heard that

another time i let this ugly girl give me head cause i was really horny and drunk

she made me promise "not to go to sleep afterwards" so i came in her mouth and she fell asleep (she was drunk) and i kicked her off the bed onto the floor and threw an old blanket on her and went to sleep

[QUOTE=Tyler;18378031]all it's good for is revvvvvin her up once she's engaged just push her over and get er done[/QUOTE]

hahahahaha

one time i let this ugly girl give me head cuz i was drunk

cut to like ten minutes later my friend brokes the door off the hinges and the whole party sees us and i take off running naked

sounds like a non fictitious story

saddest handjob in america.avi

sounds like a marlyn manson song

[QUOTE=blockhead;18378043]sounds like a non fictitious story[/QUOTE]

took off running as in, into another room

i didnt go off streaking into the night or anything

[QUOTE=APirate;18378046]took off running as in, into another room

[B]i didnt go off streaking into the night or anything[/B][/QUOTE]

we tend to assume you mean things like this

ive only gone streaking once and it was with two spanish dudes in a park at 5 in the morning