in hazs case, it's just a fucking pathetic statement or some shit

like "look at me, i bought a qu'ran"

clearly going to get nil out of it if he ever even cracks it

Tolkien was a storyteller and a linguistics professor, not an author. it shows. but it matters fuck all, because holy shit.

Tolkien is my boy ya'll r gonna get my magical staff in the whoosie whatsit if you don't be careful

[QUOTE=christsimpson;18842564]Tolkien was a storyteller and a linguistics professor, not an author. it shows. but it matters fuck all, because holy shit.[/QUOTE]

yeah exactly

I've read the Koran. it's a piece of shit.

[QUOTE=christsimpson;18842564]Tolkien was a storyteller and a linguistics professor, not an author. it shows. [/QUOTE]

what the fuck

not he was definitely an author

[QUOTE=christsimpson;18842570]I've read the Koran. it's a piece of shit.[/QUOTE]

you've "read" the qu'ran so you could say this exact thing

if he was a good storyteller he'd be a good writer

not really

he came up with great stories but wasn't as good at conveying them in text

Yeah he wasn't that great of a writer but the product is still unmatched

[url]http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhG2606487u08dnXn3[/url]

shut

the

fuck

up

@ fingers

he didn't really understand the novel format as much as he understood what's interesting in a story and in characters.

what the fuck

"the novel format"

christ you are insufferable


everyone shut the fuck up

tolkien wrote books that were popular. none of you are apparently qualified to articulate why and despite what

okay everyone I'm going to fight you all at once in a dark room

[QUOTE=Route1;18842585]okay everyone I'm going to fight you all at once in a dark room[/QUOTE]

not me, i love lotr

[I]we[/I] will fight them all at once in a dark room

i love lotr too

we will fight them in the pits of moria

[QUOTE=illmitch;18842577]not really

he came up with great stories but wasn't as good at [B]conveying them in text[/B][/QUOTE]

[B]telling them[/B]

gonna be slappin some bitch niggus with my one ring hand

Admit it Niall you're gonna see the hobbit

niall not understanding that perform (oratory) is not the same skill as linguistics




LotR rulz so fucking hard

i am going to see the hobbit yeah

[url]http://folk.uib.no/hnohf/[/url]

i nerd out so hardcore to this site

[QUOTE=fingers mccoy;18842594]i am going to see the hobbit yeah[/QUOTE]

can I go with you

[QUOTE=christsimpson;18842593]niall not understanding that perform (oratory) is not the same skill as linguistics




LotR rulz so fucking hard[/QUOTE]
christsimpson not understanding any of the words he ever uses

[QUOTE=Route1;18842597]can I go with you[/QUOTE]

who else would

christsimpson is maybe the poster with the greatest disparity between his arrogance and the shit to back it up

[QUOTE=illmitch;18842596][url]http://folk.uib.no/hnohf/[/url]

i nerd out so hardcore to this site[/QUOTE]

thanks, mitch, this is great

just got a horrendous paper cut between my fingers


this is just terrible

[QUOTE=christsimpleson]that's fine... sick... but fine.[/QUOTE]

christsimpson you are a dripping sack of fuck

shut up