fred did love his wine coolers. he also reads cosmo

I was actually just flipping through the wife's Cosmo...

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5S88vVTDS0[/url]

awesome

[URL]http://sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?p=16893762#post16893762[/URL]

lol

I guess I'll go with flavored vodka, usually gets em drunk pretty quick.

[QUOTE=Txus;16893554][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5S88vVTDS0[/url]

awesome[/QUOTE]

This put me in a very somber mood.

****ing indie music:mad:

gospel put me in an intense mood. =]
and if you need to get a girl drunk to get down south then you're a failure. :thumb:

get some strawberry flavoured vodka. bitches love that ****

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;16894035]
and if you need to get a girl drunk to get down south then you're a failure. :thumb:[/QUOTE]

No it means I'm resourceful and have the best sex ever. Drunk sex is far supreme to sober.

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;16894035]gospel put me in an intense mood. =]
and if you need to get a girl drunk to get down south then you're a failure. :thumb:[/QUOTE]

desperate old hags is where its at

gospel is ****ing INTENSE MAN

[QUOTE=Meatplow;16894076]desperate old hags is where its at[/QUOTE]

nah dude, not at all. you misread what i was saying.

them blacks voices got it going on

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;16894091]nah dude, not at all. you misread what i was saying.[/QUOTE]

lol i got what you meant

[QUOTE=EINSIEG;16894084]gospel is ****ing INTENSE MAN[/QUOTE]

not gospel the music... gospel the band. :rolleyes:

[QUOTE=EINSIEG;16894063]No it means I'm resourceful and have the best sex ever. Drunk sex is far supreme to sober.[/QUOTE]

i find its best when im drunk and shes sober

having the girl drunk is the best. that way if you **** up or perform shitty they usually dont recall such small details

Drunk chicks are usually wild and stuff, unless they're too drunk, then they're just boring.

The worst thing ever is when one of them started crying and getting all emotional, for ****s sakes I was like "bitch shut up and take it I don't want to hear your crying!"

[QUOTE]that way if you **** up or perform poopty[/QUOTE]
this actually never happens for me. :thumb:

[quote] I was like "bitch shut up and take it I don't want to hear your crying!" [/quote]
hahahahah wow

[QUOTE]The worst thing ever is when one of them started crying and getting all emotional, for ****s sakes I was like "bitch shut up and take it I don't want to hear your crying!"[/QUOTE]

same happened to me. she was really drunk and i was pretty drunk too but i could still control myself. i was kind of freaking out because i thought she was gonna tell people i raped her or something idk. i ended up just rubbing her back i think

lol I'm usually just a little buzzed because I can hold a lot of alcohol and most girls only get through 3 drinks.

[QUOTE]i ended up just rubbing her back i think[/QUOTE]
good save

It's a real issue get with the times kiddo

i had a chick cry once cause jesus was gonna send her to hell. Didnt stop her coming back for seconds

[QUOTE]i had a chick cry once cause jesus was gonna send her to hell.[/QUOTE]
HAHAHAHAH ARE YOU SERIOUS
dude that's a massive moment for dipsetting like thats so heavy
and pretty funny i must say

speaking of people jesus is sending to hell!

yeah we popped each others cherries. this was like 6 years ago. i rooted her for a few years on and off. but yeah she cried first time cause she was like a christian and ****. Funny thing was she initiated it all.

[QUOTE=masscows;16894184]speaking of people jesus is sending to hell![/QUOTE] :rolleyes: you never stop. honestly, you aren't going to change my beliefs so idk why you try.

jesus died tbh lol!

im not one of those goofy imma shove this **** down your throat fundie christians, but i guess i should still expect crap from people like you guys XD

i dont care what other people believe until it starts effecting my ability to live my life how i choose.

the girl crying was pretty lols though.

shes a huge slut now. i wouldnt touch her with your dick now

i appreciate that. i don't really want hpv or some ****. =D

i dont think shes diseased but she gets around.

i think i have HPV

lol gg

what are the symptoms?

no idea. google it? haha
im pretty sure that hpvs curable though

i think i might have genital warts. or maybe its just an awkward pimple

if you shave down there it might just be an awkward pimple where the hairs starting to grow back. theres a total difference to the texture of a wart and a pimple.

its just a little bump. its probably nothing.

ive never had a wart before.

besides ive not had unprotected sex in like 3 years

ive had a wart on my foot for like... 3 years and never done anything about it.

you have an aids wart