The sleeping pants you wear that has a button that holds up a "pouch" near your butt so you could poop sitting with your pants on.

I thought those were for anal sex...

:upset:

omg LMAOROFLS...

That was the first time I laughed really hard in awhile on the forums.

God Tear From The Red is such an orgasm.

Does anyone here get those annoying spam e-mails about pre[s]crip[tion]s type things? Annoying as poo. And why do they never actually spell prescriptions correctly? To avoid going to court?

/begins question time

Yeah it's like I don't need breast enhancing pills :upset:

[QUOTE=Mike Dirnt_310]I would spam the rest of the page, but thats lame.[/QUOTE]

no, that one n00b did it once, deux est bovem, and that kids the most awesome poster ever. It wasn't lame at all

And Dan, you only say that you don't need breast enhancing pills, but I'm sure after you get, oh, say 1000 of those emails, you opinion will change.

[QUOTE=chips88]no, that one n00b did it once, deux est bovem, and that kids the most awesome poster ever. It wasn't lame at all

And Dan, you only say that you don't need breast enhancing pills, but I'm sure after you get, oh, say 1000 of those emails, you opinion will change.[/QUOTE]
Nah, he was a fag.

[QUOTE=zeppelinfan2k3]Nah, he was a fag.[/QUOTE]

/says the kid who spammed more than he did and yet did not get banned for it

[QUOTE=chips88]/says the kid who spammed more than he did and yet did not get banned for it[/QUOTE]
I got a 5 minute ban.

and i wonder if this thread can be anymore dead?

[QUOTE=Understanding In a Crash]Yeah it's like I don't need breast enhancing pills :upset:[/QUOTE]
The breast inhancing pills didn't work right on me..I took one and then went to bed, and the next day one was huge and the other one was normal..I named the huge one Pam, and the normal one Steve (Yes that's right, Steve the Boobie!) :lol:

I finally managed to get adult link in OoT.

w00t.

[b]PROMISE ME YOU WILL BE THERE UNTIL THE RED LIGHT WILL CHANGE[/b]


I WOULD WAIT FOREVER!

Silverstein.

Awesome song.

don't worry, here comes the partay

w00t.

/me dances

How much do you guys jack in a day?

No more then once, if even that.

[url]http://www.tuckermax.com/tuckertriesbuttsex.html[/url]

gg.

Once here, but in my hay day I'd probably go 2-4!

average is like once..but sometimes I can get can get up to 6..my record is 9..:p

I'm going to try to make 4k posts by the end of the night.

And what do you mean by jack? Wanking?

Oh yes.

I mean I remember the first time it came out.

FOREVER!

That's just a bit creepy there Dan...

Hahaha. I do it maybe 3-4 times a week. Any more and I feel icky.

Yeah the clean up BLOWS!

i feel bad after i do it

I don't.

Me neither.

We rock too hard to feel things.

:cool:

The scariest feeling is right after when your nuts are like non-existant.

Such personal discussion in the Discussion thread tonight.

And I'm liking it :naughty:

Its a bit late, but I would say, ehh, 5-6 times a week. I should prolly cut back.

I'm like once a day.

it wakes you up in the morning though. :thumb:

It's probably better to get the jiggleys out so they don't come out in your sleep and when you roll over it smears all over you... eww

:lol:
I just heard the worst song ever written and recorded, and it wasn't by Limp Bizkit.

Noting good to quote.

[QUOTE=Puma]:lol:
I just heard the worst song ever written and recorded, and it wasn't by Limp Bizkit.[/QUOTE]

What was it?!

backstreet boys? nsync? britney spears??