I just watched Buffy, Xena, and Ellen.

Two and a half hours of gay TV. My head really hurts now. =/

im at school right now on my laptop.

i love this school.

[QUOTE=440561]Don't forget, and if its sperm donations, then i tried telling people about that but they thought it would take too long to be registered. Even though it is £50 per sample here in the UK :D[/QUOTE]

Alright here we go. No one steal my idea...its mine and you cant have it.


So what I'm going to do, is im going to pick out the biggest lock company here in America. I am going to purchase one of their heavy duty locks, and place it on my door for "security". I am then going to manipulate myself to animal photographs in the comfort of my room, when suddenly BAM! My mom walks in to find me having a good ol' time with myself. After this happens I sue the lock company for their faulty equipment (if you can sue someone for hot cofee then you can sue someone for this). My case will be something like

$19.99-for the original cost of the lock
$24.67 million-for emotional distress caused by my mother seeing me manipulating myself
and finally
$250,000-for the cost of a lawyer to represent me

This totals to a good $25,000,000, which i dont expect to get, because I intend to settle out of court with the company for only $10,000,000, because the company doesnt want their imaged shattered by such controversy. I invest that $10,000,000 in a CD for about 6 years (im only 16 I dont need money anyways), and when I take it out the interest from the investment will make it so I can live comfortably the rest of my days. And should the money ever run out, I'll just go on welfare.

You see kids, thats what being a lazy mofo will get you.

Heres to a good life where I will never have to lift a finger :chug:

Cheers.






















Dumbass.;)

ell oh ell
:lol:
thats an amazing Idea
see, and god told me to make the millions by starting a crappy boyband...

The way lawsuits are being handled these days, that lock trick might just work.

I know its amazing how it is here in the U.S. You can sue someone for cofee being hot, and recently, some dude tried to sue Nike and michael jordan because he looked like Michael Jordan :lol:

Thank god that guy didnt win the Nike case though, that would have been sad

I heard one about someon who was driving a limo and she decided to go make a cup of coffee while the limo was rolling down a highway. While she was in the back, the limo crashed into a ditch and hit some ****. She sued the limo company because they didn't tell her not to make coffee while the limo was moving. She won too. I think.

Stupid Legal System.

[QUOTE=We_Love_Lime][B]Genius[/B] Legal System.[/QUOTE]

Fix'd!

For lameasses like you.

But innocent people get fuked in the *** because retards feel like taking advantage of them.
There isn't equality in this country, it's whoever does the dumbest **** gets the advantage over the hardworking intelligent victim.

[QUOTE=We_Love_Lime]For [B]lazyass[U]e[/U]s[/B] like you.[/QUOTE]

Fix'd.......call me lazy all you want, but dont question my popularity!! I'm cool.....really cool........:upset:

Awww cheer Up!


I'm cool like you too..

That's why no one takes pictures of me ;).

Hey.

Whe can be cool together!

I'm cool. I have a myspace with 390 friends and I know like 11.5 of them.

That was sarcasm.

I have a myspace with 44 friends!

Wtf? Add me. [url]http://www.myspace.com/gymclassloser[/url]

Fine

Laer...

I need to shower bitch

Marcus Miller is too awesome.

Sweet deal..

One day I will conquer myspace..
But first I have to cut the grass.

[QUOTE=Pespi]They used to do the same thing with SNL, and I like Mad TV a lot better than SNL.I hate that they always have to feature the host in every single sketch of SNL, they have a crappy band play three times, and they have 12 minute commercial breaks.
And the sketches aren't even funny half the time.[/QUOTE]
Mad TV is awesome!

~~~

today i went to the disc store, and looked for a specific disc that i really wanted, it wasn't there yet :\.

while i was there, i looked into the jazz discs sections and found a cool looking disc called "Groovy". that's a disc by the Red Garland Trio, which IMO is absolutely an amazing disc. really jazzy and nice drumming.

i'm gonna buy a New Orleans Ride!

anyone likes teramisu?

I LOVE TIRAMISU!

AND BOSPHORUS!

I bet you Bosphorus is cheap up there in Israel? It is in Lebanon, being it Turkish and all.

isn't Bosphorus a city? lol.

Well obviously the city was named after the awsome cymbal company.

It's also a cymbal company.

I saw foreigner last night and it rocked. I just noticed how good of a drummer Jason Bonham is, but he can't show it in Foreigner and that's why he isn't too respected in the drumming industry.

I caught one of their picks, too.

I love jukebox hero...

I have myspace and I have like 87 friends, i know lyke all of them lawlz. They is ma bestetest friendz lawlz. Omg did neone see that buletin wit that gril that lyke got killed cuz she totally didnt repost the buletin? I was lyke rly scared, but then all ma friendz called me ghey.

[QUOTE=shablul]isn't Bosphorus a city? lol.[/QUOTE]
It's a river.

[QUOTE=Leprechauns1021]I have myspace and I have like 87 friends, i know lyke all of them lawlz. They is ma bestetest friendz lawlz. Omg did neone see that buletin wit that gril that lyke got killed cuz she totally didnt repost the buletin? I was lyke rly scared, but then all ma friendz called me ghey.[/QUOTE]

O dood. ur kiding rite? Tht is so hawt and hXc at teh same tyme!

I love driving to and from school.

I hate turning a street too early so I have to make a u-turn and go back.

I also hate attempting to make a left turn onto highway 92. So I don't.

I need to find a better way to get back home =(

Teleportation?

I went to bed at 10 and I couldn't manage to get back up again until 4. I still managed to have time to take a 30 minute shower before my parents got home, though. And of course, I didn't have a chance to have anything to eat. That's three days in a row.
=/

[quote=Sunshine]I love driving to and from school.

I hate turning a street too early so I have to make a u-turn and go back.

I also hate attempting to make a left turn onto highway 92. So I don't.

I need to find a better way to get back home =([/quote]
Ehh, you'l get used to it. I drove on the highway every day to get to school, and it became easy after a while.

I met the grandaddy of cool yesterday. That's right, I met Stanton Moore.

EDIT: Oh and Craig Blundell too. He's so funny!

I just got bitched at for taking the last coke, which I paid for.... heh

[QUOTE=British Boy]I met the grandaddy of cool yesterday. That's right, I met Stanton Moore.

EDIT: Oh and Craig Blundell too. He's so funny![/QUOTE]

Stanton Moore invented cool.

Lucky Duck!

He's mad cool. He wrote on my pad:

Jezen, stay funky!, [I]Stanton Moore[/I]

SWEETZ!

I wish I met Stanton Moore, or Questlove.
That'd make my life complete.

I think it was better meeting Benny Greb. Benny is so amazing, and he's hilarious too.

I was meaning to ask you, how are things in Lebanon at the moment?