Back from my nap.

[QUOTE=LordDargon]'peer, Bartender is a bit limpwristed with his bans in that Genres of Metal thread. We need you to go in and dispense mass beatings with the Banstick of Anguish.[/QUOTE]

I've actually banned that DroneMaster guy several times (as well as deleting his posts reporting you and others), but I can't do much if he keeps coming back :-/

Hello all.

Hello ATM and bartender :wave:

The Tenacious D show is so funny, I just downloaded it.

What Tenacious D show is that?

The show that they made before they put out any music.

[QUOTE=Bartender]I've actually banned that DroneMaster guy several times (as well as deleting his posts reporting you and others), but I can't do much if he keeps coming back :-/

Hello all.[/QUOTE]
For like two weeks. The guy obviously isn't learning anything so ban his main for 2 years or whatever.

I'm actually just mad becuase you never ban anyone or close the threads I tell you to, like threads making fun of extreme metal :angry:

[QUOTE=Disconnection Notice]Listen to this man, sack-man. He may know nothing about what women want, but he knows this thread.[/QUOTE]

[quote=Superpeer]If women were threads, AH would be quite the ladykiller.

Unfortunately..[/quote]
lol fuk u, leaf mah problemz of ice-sk8ing out of teh thred plzkthx

wtf lol?

[QUOTE=rock not roll]wtf lol?[/QUOTE]

omgwtfbbq rnr lol!

omg !

[QUOTE=Superpeer]If women were threads, AH would be quite the ladykiller.

Unfortunately..[/QUOTE]

ah, sad but true :thumb:

NP: Sad But True- Metallica

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]lol fuk u, leaf mah problemz of ice-sk8ing out of teh thred plzkthx[/QUOTE]

wtf, dood?

Too much spam in this thread for my tastes. Where's the beef?

[QUOTE=rock not roll]wtf, dood?[/QUOTE]

lol liek were u not around 4 teh ice-sk8ing story? I can bump it 4 u lol !!

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]Too much spam in this thread for my tastes. Where's the beef?[/QUOTE]

Mmm...beef.

Bump it for me, AH, I haven't seen it either. :)

[QUOTE=LordDargon]For like two weeks. The guy obviously isn't learning anything so ban his main for 2 years or whatever.[/QUOTE]

All his secondary accounts I've banned permanently. The first one I banned for a fortnight to start with, then extended it to permanent, but it seems to have been lifted after two weeks anyway.

[QUOTE=Dargon]I'm actually just mad becuase you never ban anyone or close the threads I tell you to, like threads making fun of extreme metal :angry:[/QUOTE]

Do I? Sorry if I do, but I'm not sure what you mean. When did we last have a thread making fun of metal?

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]lol liek were u not around 4 teh ice-sk8ing story? I can bump it 4 u lol !![/QUOTE]

Please do. It sounds kinky in a kink-tastic way.

[quote=Superpeer]Bump it for me too AH, I haven't seen it :)[/quote]

lol ok

[quote=Antihero]I can rollerblade and skate with sharpened skates fine, but once again, I'm a bit on the heavy side for iceskating with crummy rentals. I won't lie, but this is the conversation I had with my friend:

She says: hey
I say: hello
She says: so.... how much do you hate rental skates?
I say: with a passion.
She says: a very very strong passion?
I say: enough to say that if you think I'm going to go ice skating on rental skates when I haven't done so in a year, you're sorely mistaken :)
She says: dam[size=2]n[/size]
I say: ESPECIALLY since you're good and have your own skates. It'd be one thing if you haven't skated recently, but you've skated fairly recently.
She says: haha, but im not good
I say: liar
She says: and theres skating downtown tonight form 930 to 11. and it could be fun. free rental :)
I say: I told you my stories about rental skates, am I right?
She says: yes, but rentals differ, am I right?
I say: you're right, they each have varying levels of shi[size=2]ttiness[/size]
I say: Mel, I haven't skated in a year.
She says: i came back from not skating in five
I say: I definitely don't think I'd fare very well.
She says: ill take care of ya. im a good teacher
I say: yes, but with salsa, there's no chance of me falling.
She says: you wont fall, ill catch you. come on, dress all warm, lots of layers and we can take the bus downtown and its only like two bucks to skate for two hours
I say: that's a great deal, if I knew how to skate well on rental skates.
She says: ill teach you, im good at that. if i can come back after five years a two knee surgurys you most certtainly can
I say: You are incredibly optimistic.
She says: and persisitant
I say: yes, that too.
She says: and a horrible speller, haha
I say: I don't think you can convince me though.
She says: why not, itll be fuuuuun
I say: maybe if I was a bit lighter, had skated recently, and loved rental skates.
She says: lol, dont worry bout it. fine, not tonight, but im making you go one of these nights.

1) omg free rental!!1! I totally missed the boat there.
2) the salsa reference is that she taught me salsa steps one day
3) she's incredibly persistent, but seriously, I don't want to fall on my as[size=2]s wearing rental skates because I weigh 100kg/220lb. I highly doubt she'd "catch" me.
4) I am such a pus[/size]sy :(

Discuss how much of a wuss I am.[/quote]

That was me lol

And this was Dancin' Man's synopsis:

[quote=Dancin' Man]I can sum this story up

Girl: Have sex with me
Antihero: I don't get it.
Girl: No really, have sex with me
Antihero: but I don't like skating!
Girl: I'm making this as clear as I can, have sex with me
Antihero: I don't understand
Girl: Fine, I'll get sex elsewhere.[/quote]

lol

This was funny, 2 lol:

[quote=Dancin' Man]I don't like things that aren't white.[/quote]

[quote=Antihero]I can prove this !

[size=1]The groovin' man is white ! :eek:[/size][/quote]

lolz !

Can I stop talking like a dumbass now, please? :cool:

Oh noes, the ice-skating story bump is the last post on the last page :(

You really do suck at life, Little Jim. Kill Yourself Now, it's for the best.

Make sense now or i'll take your arms.

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]You really do suck at life, Little Jim. Kill Yourself Now, it's for the best.[/QUOTE]

/me gives you gun

I mean, come on... it's a fun read every now and then. That's why I bookmarked it.

(:-\)

[QUOTE=Med57]I read it...and I have to say, I think Dancin' Man pretty much hit the nail on the head. :p May I suggest you start learning to skate sometime soon?[/QUOTE]

I know how to rollerblade and ice-skate, I just hate rental skates.

Oh, wait. I get it what you meant. :mad: !

Hehe, you bookmarked it? The last refuge of the lonely man.

So, would you prefer to Snowboard then Ice-Skate?

[QUOTE=HeavyRiva]1. Hehe, you bookmarked it? The last refuge of the lonely man.

2. So, would you prefer to Snowboard then Ice-Skate?[/QUOTE]

1. You know people would want to read that again to take their shots at me :p

2. The one drawback of bumping it, of course, is people not letting it go for the next ten pages.

1. Yes, and I missed out last time, so I am getting my fill now.

2. See 1.

lol u turned down secks

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]lol u turned down secks[/QUOTE]
so did eye

[QUOTE=Ramsey]so did eye[/QUOTE]

hXc !

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]lol u turned down secks[/QUOTE]
Good times.

sup thread?

Imagine replacing the word go with come, and skates with sex.

She says: hey

I say: hello

She says: so.... how much do you hate rental sex?

I say: with a passion.

She says: a very very strong passion?

I say: enough to say that if you think I'm going to come have sex on rental
sex when I haven't done so in a year, you're sorely mistaken

She says: ****

I say: ESPECIALLY since you're good and have your own sex. It'd be one thing if you haven't had sex recently, but you've had sex fairly recently.

She says: haha, but im not good

I say: liar

She says: and theres sex downtown tonight form 930 to 11. and it could be fun. free rental

I say: I told you my stories about rental sex, am I right?

She says: yes, but rentals differ, am I right?

I say: you're right, they each have varying levels of ****tiness

I say: Mel, I haven't had sex in a year.

She says: i came back from not having sex in five

I say: I definitely don't think I'd fare very well.

She says: ill take care of ya. im a good teacher

I say: yes, but with salsa, there's no chance of me falling.

She says: you wont fall, ill catch you. come on, dress all warm, lots of layers and we can take the bus downtown and its only like two bucks to have sex for two hours

I say: that's a great deal, if I knew how to have sex well on rental sex.

She says: ill teach you, im good at that. if i can come back after five years a two knee surgurys you most certtainly can

I say: You are incredibly optimistic.

She says: and persisitant

I say: yes, that too.

She says: and a horrible speller, haha

I say: I don't think you can convince me though.

She says: why not, itll be fuuuuun

I say: maybe if I was a bit lighter, had had sex recently, and loved rental sex.

She says: lol, dont worry bout it. fine, not tonight, but im making you come one of these nights.

Bwahahahaha :lol:

Sup dude.

*****'s have heads
wierd
haha

:lol: @ Riva

:lol: !

:upset:

/me bookmarks this

This is the best part:

[quote]I say: Mel, I haven't had sex in a year. It'd be one thing if you haven't had sex recently, but you've had sex fairly recently.

She says: haha, but im not good

She says: i came back from not having sex in five

I say: I definitely don't think I'd fare very well.

She says: ill take care of ya. im a good teacher[/quote]

lol wtf, I am teh hXc like ramsey!

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]hXc ![/QUOTE]
lol strayt eg


brb shower

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]:upset:

/me bookmarks this

This is the best part:



lol wtf, I am teh hXc like ramsey![/QUOTE]

*hugs*