[QUOTE=We_Love_Lime]Hey Berk. I got some math for you.

You have had just about 1442 posts in 4 months correct? Yet you dub yourself MX's fastest poster?

Lets see. Chippy569 has 5742 posts over a course of 12 months correct?

Now lets do a little 8th grade math. And set this up as a proportion.

[U]1142[/U] [U][B]X[/B][/U]
4 = 12

The X is in there to show how many posts Chippy needs to be equal to your 1142 posts in 4 months.

Do a little cross multiplying and you get:

13704=4x.

Divide both sides by four and you get: X=3426.

That is how many posts he needs to be equal to your posts per months ratio?

But infact he ACTUALLY has 2316 more posts than the requirement.

Berk11= Mx's fastest poster? I think not.[/QUOTE]


OWNED BY MATH!!! [color=red]+-+[/color]

[quote=DuckinFutch8]OWNED BY MATH!!! [COLOR=red]+-+[/COLOR][/quote]
the worst kind of owning of all...

btw Berk i pwn you in posting too..

A question to highschool students:

Are school guidance counselors supposed to be so nosy? Are they supposed to call you into their office to "talk" if they think you have a problem of some sort? I thought they were just there for if you [I]wanted[/I] to talk to them.

Yeah, well I own at slow posting.

nice...

And I don't know, I've never really had problems at school, I've only gone in there to ask about stuff... Are you failing a class or something?

Not so much in HS but in middle school the counslers always tried to talk to you

"You know Jim.. you're failing every class again mabey you should try harder this semester" Naaa........

[QUOTE=\m/ Wrathchild \m/]A question to highschool students:

Are school guidance counselors supposed to be so nosy? Are they supposed to call you into their office to "talk" if they think you have a problem of some sort? I thought they were just there for if you [I]wanted[/I] to talk to them.[/QUOTE]

^^Ha Jim you turned out all-right eh?

But mine are very nosy, I cant stand it....They think they can change my idea's about the future, it's so stupid..Im always like [b]f[/b]uck you I don't have the work ethic to be a doctor

Hoorah for no air Con. :(

Man I am sweating like hell in here.

[QUOTE=DuckinFutch8]nice...

And I don't know, I've never really had problems at school, I've only gone in there to ask about stuff... Are you failing a class or something?[/QUOTE]
No, I'm a lame nerd and have good marks in all my classes. The guidance counselor just noticed a small detail about me lately and jumped to conclusions, so she called me to her office to talk to me because she was concerned I might have a "problem".

that's what they're supposed to do, what would you do with 8 hours and free access to lots of students' personal files and stuff? (hint: not switch classes all day)

but yes, actually, that's why they're "guidance" counselors, to... guide. And who in hell is honestly going to *ask* their counsellor for help?

[QUOTE=Chippy569]that's what they're supposed to do, what would you do with 8 hours and free access to lots of students' personal files and stuff? (hint: not switch classes all day)

but yes, actually, that's why they're "guidance" counselors, to... guide. And who in hell is honestly going to *ask* their counsellor for help?[/QUOTE]
I would understand if it was obvious that the student had a problem, but in my case, she just jumped to conclusions. There wasn't really any real reason to think I had a problem :-/

Our guidance counselors don't do crap. I've talked with my counselor twice in my three years of high school and have been utterly pissed off twice. The first time was when she told me I needed to take the ACT test to get into college, and when I told her I already took it and got a 33 (out of 36), she said I should retake it to "make sure". Dumb b****. The second time was worse. Guidance was calling everyone down one by one to talk about their plans after high school, and when I told her I wanted to try to be a proffessional musician in addition to becoming an architect, she told me to be realistic and focus on a real career. I instantly got up and left.

I <3 my counselor.
When she found out I was gay, she started calling me down every few weeks and talking to me for sometimes two full periods. She asks me questions about how I figured it out, what I did when I did, and what I think should be done in educational programs to deal with homosexuality.
I'm not supposed to tell anyone about it, because she'd totally get fired for it. But god. It makes me feel good when I get done.

I want to learn complete finger and limb independance, then master the art of percussion, then master the art of Stick.

Next I will release a solo album of 4 limb independance drumming, and 10 finger 2 footed (wah and effects) stick playing.

Finally die a happy man. :cool:

Just learn the guitar solo from holy diver man

Thats all you need to do.. trust me

[QUOTE=Double Bass Jim]Just learn the guitar solo from holy diver man

Thats all you need to do.. trust me[/QUOTE]
Thanks but I don't feel like tuning my guitar half a step down :angry:

I HATE when people do that...

You gotta admit it's good though

[QUOTE=Double Bass Jim]You gotta admit it's good though[/QUOTE]
Yeah it is awsome. Good song.

I was just making a joke, like I had enough time to learn 10 finger independance, but not enough to down tune :p



[SIZE="1"]Seriously, half step still ticks me off...[/SIZE]

what about drop d?

[QUOTE=Chippy569]what about drop d?[/QUOTE]My friends LP is always in Drop D.

No thanks for me.

my guidance conseleur was nice, i talked with her several times. I never had issues that I was called in on or anything. Mostly education related.

[QUOTE=Pespi]I <3 my counselor.
When she found out I was gay, she started calling me down every few weeks and talking to me for sometimes two full periods. She asks me questions about how I figured it out, what I did when I did, and what I think should be done in educational programs to deal with homosexuality.
I'm not supposed to tell anyone about it, because she'd totally get fired for it. But god. It makes me feel good when I get done.[/QUOTE]

Maybe she's gay too. :lol:

[QUOTE=PremierManiac]The second time was worse. Guidance was calling everyone down one by one to talk about their plans after high school, and when I told her I wanted to try to be a proffessional musician in addition to becoming an architect, she told me to be realistic and focus on a real career. I instantly got up and left.[/QUOTE]

people like her are the reason for so much mediocrity in the world.

we've only got one very short chance at this whole life thing. what a horribly depressing waste of it all.

EDIT: pespi, your counselor rules.

so i just got back from my friend's. we played xbox for a good 4 hours, and my throat is sore from yelling. :lol: i love days like that, when their parents aren't home and suddenly everyone can yell everything out.

then they put on an "adult movie", and a minute later my mom called, and then of course instead of pausing it, they turn it up so that you can hear it through the whole house. it was his dad's movie, and some of it was real messed up. very funny to watch in fast forward.

[QUOTE=Cocaberry]Maybe she's gay too. :lol:[/QUOTE]
F[B]u[/B]ck I hope so!
She is so unbelievably hot it's not even funny. She's been dancing since she was 5, and she teaches classes every day after she gets done at school, so her body is PERFECT. She's got these amazingly round, pert tits and her a[B]s[/B]s is just so firm and supple. And her arms and legs are toned and I she's got the most adorable belly button and GUH.
The way she talks is so cute, too.
She uses the word 'flexible' a lot, but she seems to have trouble with the 'fl' part, so it comes out 'f[B]u[/B]cksable' and I just want to kiss her every time she says it.
Man.
She's married, though.
To a douche bag.

my mate is the laziest tuner in the world. he has 4 guitars, all in different tunings, off the top of my head:

e standard
drop d
c standard
drop b :S

[QUOTE=Corkofski]my mate is the laziest tuner in the world. he has 4 guitars, all in different tunings, off the top of my head:

e standard
drop d
c standard
[B]drop b[/B] :S[/QUOTE]
EWWWWW. As in Badgbe? Why not get a 7 string?

Thats horrible

Those drop tunings are just silly IMO

[QUOTE=Double Bass Jim]Thats horrible

Those drop tunings are just silly IMO[/QUOTE]
Agreed.

There was a local acoustic band that had there guitars tuned to DADADE. It was one finger power chord mania up on stage :amaze:

Mornin' all