[QUOTE=We_Love_Lime]yoiu know what boredom can make two guys do?

Ask for pictures of girls in their thongs.
It's stupid, my friend did it on my account today, because I let him.
Neither of us has a soul.
Now I'm letting him stay on, because I feel bad enough all ready, and he can piss off some more people while he's at it.

I'll just change my name to Muhammed Arab.[/QUOTE]

Sounds like fun

hehehe

You're too funny Mikchal.

[QUOTE=We_Love_Lime]You're too funny Mikchal.[/QUOTE]
its michael, lol

[QUOTE=shablul]ah, boredom.
what can boredom make me do?
go down to the kitchen and lick ketchup.
i never realized ketchup can be that tasty!

i saw a REALLY funny stand-up by Demetri Martin today.
that was awesome.[/QUOTE]
That kid annoys the hell out of me.


Atleast his stand up special on Comedy Central sucked.

Mencia just dwells on the fact that he thinks hes offensive, when in all actuality, no one is offended. Its been said before. And he steals from everyone. I honestly wanted to punch him in the face when i saw a commercial for his new season in which he had white make-up on and was supposed to be a news anchor.....:angry:



EDIT:I have the last post for every D&P forum.

[QUOTE=Pespi]That kid annoys the hell out of me.


Atleast his stand up special on Comedy Central sucked.[/QUOTE]


that's where i saw him, i actually liked that stand up.
the forest thingy was funny! don't you think?

[quote=Pespi]I never got what was so great about it.

Race jokes have gotten really old.[/quote]

So have you

^Oh snaps!

[QUOTE=MeaninglessPhoto]Geroge Carlin is IMO one of the better comedians out there. Hes always been my favorite, even his old stuff from the 60's was funny.[/QUOTE]

123

george carlin is the man. have you seen when he just says all the cuss words known to man in rapid-fire? it's great.

i wish i could remember the names of comedians

[QUOTE=_R2D2_]123

george carlin is the man. have you seen when he just says all the cuss words known to man in rapid-fire? it's great.[/QUOTE]
hahaha I love that part. It cracks me up everytime. I looked on YouTube a few days ago and I found a video of everytime he said [U]f[/U]uck in one show put together.

[QUOTE=Josiah]So have you[/QUOTE]
Oh noes.



Isn't there an ignore option somewhere on this forum?

Everybody here worships Mencia, and it's just like. Shut up, I'm tired of hearing everybody say "durdurdur" or whatever-in-hell his catchphrase is every 5 seconds.

That said, I think I just had the greatest first day of school ever, and I got my license.

lol everyone here hates menci, thank god.

Congrats on the liscense and good day of school :chug:
What was so good about it?

congratulations sunshine. wtf is a mencia?

anyways, im meeting my soon-to-be-gf's parents probably on friday. i know i have to resist hitting on her mom, but, any other things i should know? im eating dinner over there.

Oh you are screwed. There may be hope.



Find the book 'How to win friends and influence people', buy it, read it cover to cover before then. Twice if you can.


I can only show you the path, you must choose to walk it.

Carlos Mencia. Hes a horrible comedian that got his own show on comedy central cuz Comedy Central thought he would be the new chappelle. Boy were they wrong. Hes basically your typical racist comic, he can be funny sometimes, but I find he ruins everything by saying how offensive he is. Every joke follows with "Some of you guys cant believe i said that", or "You guys are saying "But Carlos you cant say that", I dont give a f*** ill say whatever"....when its nothing that people havent heard before.

Came back from my first night of Band Rehearsels.
Marching Band directions are too confusing, I think I have ADD, because I kept figiting my sticks, and kept looking around.

Our drum majors are stupid.
And my technique is ****e.


Oh and I smelt like B.0. becuse I ran out of womans deodorant.

Oh yeah, and this one chick put my ipod in her shirt, and it was interesting.

thats a lot to go through.

[QUOTE=Leprechauns1021]lol everyone here hates menci, thank god.

Congrats on the liscense and good day of school :chug:
What was so good about it?[/QUOTE]

Hehe, thanks ^-^

I don't really know WHY it was so good. I think it's just because my first to classes are art and drama, my second to Free Enterprise and AZ Constitution [boring, yes, but both with interesting and apparently very EASY teachers], and the fact that those are my only classes so I can leave at 11:13. I have a good, good year ahead of me.

Ya no shat I liked him the first time around when he was called...Dave chappelle!!!

[QUOTE=We_Love_Lime]Came back from my first night of Band Rehearsels.
Marching Band directions are too confusing, I think I have ADD, because I kept figiting my sticks, and kept looking around.

Our drum majors are stupid.
And my technique is ****e.


Oh and I smelt like B.0. becuse I ran out of womans deodorant.

[B]Oh yeah, and this one chick put my ipod in her shirt, and it was interesting[/B].[/QUOTE]

did that happend before i got there?

[QUOTE=Sunshine]Hehe, thanks ^-^

I don't really know WHY it was so good. I think it's just because my first to classes are art and drama, my second to Free Enterprise and AZ Constitution [boring, yes, but both with interesting and apparently very EASY teachers], and the fact that those are my only classes so I can leave at 11:13. I have a good, good year ahead of me.[/QUOTE]

Lol damn what grade are you in? Im guessing senior.

My year kinda sucks, Ive got a bunch of advanced classes and such. Im taking pre-cal and algebra II, advanced english, history and art history, along with biology, and Im only a sophmore...only good class I have is tennis last period.

[QUOTE=drummerdave]did that happend before i got there?[/QUOTE]

It sure did.

Maggie Perry did it.

I heard Maggie Perry was a whore anyways

[QUOTE=Leprechauns1021]Lol damn what grade are you in? Im guessing senior.

My year kinda sucks, Ive got a bunch of advanced classes and such. Im taking pre-cal and algebra II, advanced english, history and art history, along with biology, and Im only a sophmore...only good class I have is tennis last period.[/QUOTE]

Haha, ouch.

Yeah, I'm a senior, I'm done with the classes that actually require..you know..effort.

Like. I took AP US History in 10th grade, and AP English 11 last year along with precalc/trig and physics, and like. I really reallyreallyreally REALLY really suck at math and science and hard things. English I'm good at, but I'm done trying now. So I'm just taking English 101/102 over at the college...dual credit program = <333

But now I have a car, which means I have to pay for gas. My mom'll give me gas cash every 2 weeks [honda civic, good milage], but...I need a job ><

[QUOTE=Leprechauns1021]I heard Maggie Perry was a whore anyways[/QUOTE]

hahahahaha

thats exactly why Im taking all these classes now. Come senior year its going to be blowoff classes galore.

[QUOTE=Leprechauns1021]I heard Maggie Perry was a whore anyways[/QUOTE]

Quoted for Truth.

[QUOTE=We_Love_Lime]Quoted for Truth.[/QUOTE]

No more "To be precise," or was that just with whatever I happened to say?

Haha, yeah Leprechauns, it's an absolutely wonderful feeling.

Well.

I like to swtich it up abit.


To Be Precise is used by the Thompson and Tompson in the books The Adventures of Tintin.

Ah.

Y'know..I think I might've read an excerpt from that in some English class long ago.

"Tintin" sounds just like the kind of thing I would've made fun of when I was small and loser-tastic.

[QUOTE=We_Love_Lime]Well.

I like to swtich it up abit.


To Be Precise is used by the Thompson and Tompson in the books The Adventures of Tintin.[/QUOTE]

To be precise, its ""To be precise" is used by Tompson and Thompson in the books "The Adventures of Tintin"."

To be precise.

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^^:lol: you know i love you lime...maybe a little too much

:wave:
I love you too Leprachans.
:p

Stupid internet. It's $35 a month but it's constantly quitting.

Stupid computer contracting stupid viruses.

I find it weird that most viruses are contracted while going to animal photographic sites.....also ironic.

[QUOTE=Leprechauns1021]I find it weird that most viruses are contracted while going to animal photographic sites.....also ironic.[/QUOTE]


That's where mine come from too.

:rolleyes: