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TheBattery 03-05-2011 02:09 PM

you guys dont get it adbs parents were totally frightened by having children so they probably didnt have sex until they decided it was ok to have his sister it was the smart thing his family is just so much better than ours all hail prince elf

NEEDTOPOST 03-05-2011 02:09 PM

[QUOTE=adbforever;18429655]guys how old were your parents when they had you[/QUOTE]

idk all i know is they look at me and they go "awesome" and/or "fuck yeah"

do u think ur parents do that

when u tell ur dad that you hooked up with some sub par asian in a crusty motel he's like "fuck yeah, 'atta boy". cuz it seems like that's been the highlight of ur life thus far

P13 03-05-2011 02:13 PM

[QUOTE=(*The Noonward Race*);18429662]what if i was an improvised kid[/QUOTE]

[I]your life would be meaningless[/I]

adbforever 03-05-2011 02:14 PM

[QUOTE=2muchket!;18429660]What does it matter, if your parents didn't plan on having you they could get rid of such a mistake with an abortion.[/QUOTE]

implying sean's bitch gf would get an abortion

2muchket! 03-05-2011 02:16 PM

Implying you know her personally to make that judgement.

adbforever 03-05-2011 02:17 PM

I know enough from seans posting

even if shes changed doesnt mean she would have an abortion

(*The Noonward Race*) 03-05-2011 02:17 PM

since when are arbotions a bitch move

complete contradiction there

TheBattery 03-05-2011 02:17 PM

the prince elf knows all

do not question him peasants

NEEDTOPOST 03-05-2011 02:18 PM

seans gf is a complete bitch its true

P13 03-05-2011 02:19 PM

I have no idea what to do for dinner :\

illmitch 03-05-2011 02:19 PM

id try eating something

2muchket! 03-05-2011 02:20 PM

So you think that by reading a person's posts on an internet forum which may or may not have embellished negative aspects of her personality, which were months ago in any event, you can accurately predict how someone would handle such an important life decision - i.e. getting an abortion.

You're ridiculous :lol:

Angmar 03-05-2011 02:20 PM

Mitch has the right idea.

P13 03-05-2011 02:21 PM

[QUOTE=illmitch;18429689]id try eating something[/QUOTE]

[B]YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY
FUCK OFF[/B]

hmm I think I have some pizza left, the problem is that I might have some friends over during dinner so maybe they'll just starve

TheBattery 03-05-2011 02:21 PM

[QUOTE=P13;18429688]I have no idea what to do for dinner :\[/QUOTE]
we'll give you ideas when you tell us whats in the fridge

illmitch 03-05-2011 02:21 PM

tell them its bring your own za

P13 03-05-2011 02:22 PM

watching tv, seeing fried chicken

hmmmmmm

I have some nice cold cuts (mortadella and prsut) so I'll just eat that worst case

witchxrapist 03-05-2011 02:22 PM

[quote=adbforever;18429655]guys how old were your parents when they had you[/quote]

45 & 47

adbforever 03-05-2011 02:23 PM

[QUOTE=2muchket!;18429690]So you think that by reading a person's posts on an internet forum which may or may not have embellished negative aspects of her personality, which were months ago in any event, you can accurately predict how someone would handle such an important life decision - i.e. getting an abortion.

You're ridiculous :lol:[/QUOTE]

as opposed to your guys' views, I'm a member of MENSA in comparison

illmitch 03-05-2011 02:23 PM

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18429699]45 & 47[/QUOTE]

holy shit

Angmar 03-05-2011 02:23 PM

My parents were 25 and 26.

P13 03-05-2011 02:24 PM

around 30 for my parents

@mappy
wow, that's pretty old

(*The Noonward Race*) 03-05-2011 02:25 PM

as opposed to your abortion, im amember of MENSA in comparison

oh so you mean encumbered with a shallow sense of self so banal it self destructs even through textual postings okay
[B]Antidisestablishmentarianism[/B]

illmitch 03-05-2011 02:25 PM

my mom was 30

i dont know how old my dad was, considerably older than my mom though

P13 03-05-2011 02:26 PM

what a playa

TheBattery 03-05-2011 02:26 PM

30/25

Angmar 03-05-2011 02:27 PM

My grandparents had my dad when they were 19 and 20, so they're only in their late 60s, which is kinda cool I guess.

(*The Noonward Race*) 03-05-2011 02:27 PM

18/22 i think

P13 03-05-2011 02:28 PM

[QUOTE=Angmar;18429712]My grandparents had my dad when they were 19 and 20, so they're only in their late 60s, which is kinda cool I guess.[/QUOTE]

ye depending on when (or if I guess) you have kids they can have greatgrandparents

adbforever 03-05-2011 02:29 PM

okay, so basically your guys' parents had established careers right? (lol @ noonward, no wonder he's so screwed up)

Angmar 03-05-2011 02:31 PM

[QUOTE=P13;18429715]ye depending on when (or if I guess) you have kids they can have greatgrandparents[/QUOTE]


Yeah, I don't plan on having kids for 10+ years but it's a possibility, they're awesome grandparents so it's just nice that they're younger and will be around a little longer unlike my other grandparents who were in their 80s when I wasn't even a teenager.

witchxrapist 03-05-2011 02:33 PM

[QUOTE=illmitch;18429702]holy shit[/QUOTE]

yeah my oldest sister is 42 haha

adbforever 03-05-2011 02:33 PM

my whole point is, yes, kids are worthless

but

when you have them this early, theyre even more worthless

very seldomly do people plan to have kids in their early/mid 20's

those people are mormons - the same people who marry at age 18 - they marry the first person they lie eyes on and kiss - since finding another mormon is rare

witchxrapist 03-05-2011 02:35 PM

you're worthless, kid

NEEDTOPOST 03-05-2011 02:36 PM

[QUOTE=adbforever;18429701]as opposed to your guys' views, I'm a member of MENSA in comparison[/QUOTE]

that's a qualitative not quantitative comparison you stupid stupid boy

u r rly dum

adbforever 03-05-2011 02:37 PM

did you guys hear about the bball player who got kicked off BYU bball team for havin sex w/ his gf?

I know tyler and mitch have since they follow bball, but for those who dont, lol

NEEDTOPOST 03-05-2011 02:38 PM

adb i think u r the dumbest ever

illmitch 03-05-2011 02:43 PM

i had a great-grandma when i was growing up

she turned 100 when i was like 7 or 8

(*The Noonward Race*) 03-05-2011 02:44 PM

[quote=adbforever;18429716]okay, so basically your guys' parents had established careers right? (lol @ noonward, no wonder he's so screwed up)[/quote]
my dad is an architect and my mother has had a solid goverment job for almost two decades

i was raised in a large loving family and i am extremely grateful for it

btw haven't listened to your demo yet but i will

edit: i already have a house and a car and a few bands and really good friends and many hobbies

i have validated myself

witchxrapist 03-05-2011 02:44 PM

buttcheeks party grandma


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