since we're on topic of lulz girl stories

dunno if I've told this one but I had this music class a couple years ago and my partner was pretty cute. We were practicing one night on piano and we started laughing and made eye contact, I thought we were gonna kiss but my phone rings and it's my mom

after the class was over I talked to her on fb during spring break, ran into her once eating dinner and never talked again

I don't even know what to say about that Brent.

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17767138]man, being underage must suck[/QUOTE]

Pretty much, I have some 21+ friends who are always willing to get me stuff though.

[QUOTE=The Stig;17767140]Really, though, all this hesitance I see with you guys is what my huge problem was before. Just realize that unless you do something exceptionally creepy, a girl's going to respect a dude who takes charge and shows confidence in a situation.[/QUOTE]

I know if I was a girl I would be very picky too.

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17767138]man, being underage must suck[/QUOTE]

I feel like I should've tried going to liquor stores and reputable beer distributors when I was underage, instead of ghetto places, because since I've turned 21 I've only gotten carded three times, and never once at the liquor store.

[QUOTE=The Stig;17767140]Really, though, all this hesitance I see with you guys is what my huge problem was before. Just realize that unless you do something exceptionally creepy, a girl's going to respect a dude who takes charge and shows confidence in a situation. Pedestal is also an issue I had before, and then bam, first stranger I talk to at random I'm dating, though it took a while to get the ball rolling there.

Then just this past weekend, I walk up to this girl in a bar, say to myself that it'd be good to get her number, talk to her for less than five minutes, and end up with her number. All you need is that poopeating grin and solid eye contact. And realize that if you get turned down or don't hear from a number that you can go out next time and probably repeat the same thing again.[/QUOTE]

Well said. Confidence is huge. It's how I get with all the girls that are way out of my league. :)

I'm good at the random hook up, it's the whole getting into a meaningful relationship thing that I suck at anymore.

I sucked at girls til Senior year pretty much, had a horrible experience sophomore year, tried too hard junior year, things were much better senior year and I'm still dating the same girl :)

[QUOTE=The Stig;17767169]Dan -- Once you stop thinking about league boundaries is when you realize what you can truly do. Seriously, my turnaround since August has been huge. I just wish I had more time to go out.[/QUOTE]

Yeah I agree. After two girlfriends ago I just went for the first awesome girl I came across and then I ended up marrying her. Once we broke up (lulz) I did the same thing and that is going quite well.

teeth clinkings is the worst.

one girl i hooked up with awhile back kept doing that and then we went to do it and i found out she was a virgin so i made up some excuse about work calling me. virgins are the wrost. they get clingy and want to love you and its like **** off

lol women in general can be like that.

idk if they are worth it tbh. but ive had the same gf for four years so idk. just so much work

My girlfriend is leaving in March, not sure how that's going to work out.

shes gonna **** mad dudes

for school or something? if it is a long distance thing make sure to clean break. long distance relationships are the worst. and almost always cheating happens which just ruins the whole thing

My friends from the army said that 90% of the girls in the army are there because their boyfriend is in the army too and that they end up sleeping around and getting herpes :lol:

[QUOTE=Jacaranda;17767229]for school or something? if it is a long distance thing make sure to clean break. long distance relationships are the worst. and almost always cheating happens which just ruins the whole thing[/QUOTE]


She's going into the Navy, she has a 8 month basic training then goes right to Monterey California for training on a 6 year contract, I wanna be optimistic but it seems like an impossible situation to work around.

last girl i was with made out with my belly button for awhile

that was cool

the ****

[I]Be.....all that you can be![/I]

did she eventually go down or was it just a belly button thing.

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;17767234]last girl i was with made out with my belly button for awhile

that was cool[/QUOTE]

long as she kept going further down that's cool

[QUOTE=Angmar;17767231]My friends from the army said that 90% of the girls in the army are there because their boyfriend is in the army too and that they end up sleeping around and getting herpes :lol:[/QUOTE]

how is that funny

herpes is a [I][U]serious disease[/U][/I]

she didn't :-/

she was just drunk and i think she just forgot she was doing it for awhile until i eventually just kind of passed out and everything ended lolz

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;17767241]she didn't :-/

she was just drunk and i think she just forgot she was doing it for awhile until i eventually just kind of passed out and everything ended lolz[/QUOTE]

if she's drunk then just put it in for her. She'll figure out what to do.

i hate when they kiss your stomach and its just like this is nice but just get to the interesting part.

[QUOTE]if she's drunk then just put it in for her. She'll figure out what to do.
[/QUOTE]
hi5

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;17767241]she didn't :-/

she was just drunk and i think she just forgot she was doing it for awhile until i eventually just kind of passed out and everything ended lolz[/QUOTE]

for all you know you got a passed out bj hahaha

i woke up to a girl jerking me off once on a dirty mattress. Tr00 stvry

Hahaha, I woke up with my ex jacking me off in my friend's basement before, and then my one friend woke up while it was going on so we went up stairs lol.

mapp the fap

:lol:

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;17767259]for all you know you got a passed out bj hahaha[/QUOTE]

such a waste :'-(

rip bj :')

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17767266]i woke up to a girl jerking me off once on a dirty mattress. Tr00 stvry[/QUOTE]

[I]how dirty was it [/I]

it actually gets better


back story:

me and a bunch of friends came back from [B]COLLEGE ACTIVITIES [/B]at a local bar, and a few girls that were friends with one of my friend's came back with us to my pal's apartment. There's a single ratty old mattress in the basement, so I called it and collapsed on it, being very drunk.


This is when I woke up to this chick giving me the ol' heave ho. I was so out of it/drunk/wtf/haha/surprised that I said in probably the scratchiest drunk voice ever: "You might as well put it in your mouth if you're going to do that." To which she responded "I'm not putting a dick in my mouth." So we kind of laid there in silence for a few minutes. I got up, put my pants on, hastily looked for my keys (which were under a bean-bag chair) and drove home at 4:00 in the morning to avoid further awkwardness.

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17767287]it actually gets better


back story:

me and a bunch of friends came back from [B]COLLEGE ACTIVITIES [/B]at a local bar, and a few girls that were friends with one of my friend's came back with us to my pal's apartment. There's a single ratty old mattress in the basement, so I called it and collapsed on it, being very drunk.


This is when I woke up to this chick giving me the ol' heave ho. I was so out of it/drunk/wtf/haha/surprised that I said in probably the scratchiest drunk voice ever: [B]"You might as well put it in your mouth if you're going to do that." To which she responded "I'm not putting a dick in my mouth."[/B] So we kind of laid there in silence for a few minutes. I got up, put my pants on, hastily looked for my keys (which were under a bean-bag chair) and drove home at 4:00 in the morning to avoid further awkwardness.[/QUOTE]

loooooooooool

[QUOTE=The Stig;17767270]So long story short just approach women and you should be fine. I look like an old ****er, and I'm still doing alright.[/QUOTE]

I tend to go for friends of friends at little gatherings. I'm not really into the bar scene. Though when i played lots of shows with old bands I got lots of women approaching me, which was cool.

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I really like having a girlfriend

but

sometimes I miss being single..............................

especially now that I'm in college and there are girls EVERYWHERE D:

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17767287]it actually gets better


back story:

me and a bunch of friends came back from [B]COLLEGE ACTIVITIES [/B]at a local bar, and a few girls that were friends with one of my friend's came back with us to my pal's apartment. There's a single ratty old mattress in the basement, so I called it and collapsed on it, being very drunk.


This is when I woke up to this chick giving me the ol' heave ho. I was so out of it/drunk/wtf/haha/surprised that I said in probably the scratchiest drunk voice ever: "You might as well put it in your mouth if you're going to do that." To which she responded "I'm not putting a dick in my mouth." So we kind of laid there in silence for a few minutes. I got up, put my pants on, hastily looked for my keys (which were under a bean-bag chair) and drove home at 4:00 in the morning to avoid further awkwardness.[/QUOTE]
hahahaha

oh my god :lol:

[quote=Angmar;17767295]I really like having a girlfriend

but

sometimes I miss being single..............................

especially now that I'm in college and there are girls EVERYWHERE D:[/quote]
dude


bro

not going to lie here


I have a crush on your gf