I should make a band called thrash can. we could be a trash metal band. edit: oh wait I used the trash metal joke already with my previous band. dang.

bm recorded in a virgins cuuuuunt

bloody virgins cunt

the blood doesnt matter you cant hear blood

gargle goats blood while screaming and play one note the entire song

This is my thrash can. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My thrash can is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18210377]the blood doesnt matter you cant hear blood[/QUOTE]

yeah but the blood makes it more grim in theory

release it as proprietary binary only software made for the Apple II to be kvlt

[QUOTE=christsimpson;18210384]release it as proprietary binary only software made for the Apple II to be kvlt[/QUOTE]

:lol:

play a live show in the basement of an abandoned coking factory on the cusp of imminent collapse

this: [url]http://www.nrk.no/p3tv/lydverket-spanderer-haust/[/url] is the only way to ever do a gig if you are truly black metal. take it from a Norwegian band.

Lol

[QUOTE=christsimpson;18210402]this: [url]http://www.nrk.no/p3tv/lydverket-spanderer-haust/[/url] is the only way to ever do a gig if you are truly black metal. take it from a Norwegian band.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

the guy carrying the amp has some pretty kvlt christmas mittens on

i want sum of those for christmas

they are playing in a famous forest area in Norway where gay people meet to have sex in the woods.

hahaha

i should listen to Haust in honor of that

yeah im gonna dl an album

band rule so hard. especially live.

these norwegian black metal punk acts (Kvelertak, Okkultokrati, etc.) make me laugh my ass off. in a good way, they're a lot of fun to listen to

Okkultokrati hates Kvelertak lol. also Haust are better than any of them.

i've listened to haust's newest release but wasn't a huge fan of it

just checked out Okkult's buddy band Drugged SS. these guys are pretty crazy. here's what the band has to say about the label that distributes their latest tape:

[i][b]"Ormeyngel tells me the tape is close to being sold out. whatever. Ormeyngel is just a bunch of Oslo hipsters making money of our music anyway. they're talking about doing a new pressing of the tape. I don't care, I'm gonna go steal some gas for my car now. Fuck you all, and fuck every band from Sweden"[/b][/i]


and here's what the band has to say about people ripping their tape to the internet:

[i][b]"hi my name is Roar, I play in drugged ss. i don't want you to upload our music on the internet. it has nothing to do with selling tapes, but we don't want this music to be online. the music is only gonna be on the tape! and the rip you uploaded is REALLY bad, makes us sound even worse than we are. this music is made for a cassette player in your car, not fucking itunes. fuck the internet.

DELETE IT, NEVER UPLOAD IT AGAIN. OK?"[/b][/i]

never heard of them

their music is cool but they are pretty lame, I guess. I mean they obviously have digital copies of the songs. where did they get the songs for the MySpace player from? du-uh.

I asked them about putting their album up on my blog ages ago. guess what their response was, haha.

and I really don't think they are Okkultokrati's buddies, because Ormeyngel are Okkultokrati/run by Okkultokrati afaik, so... LOL.

for the record, Okkultokrati refused me to put their stuff on my blog as well. and Haust's label refused me putting their stuff on the blog. (Vebjørn from Haust was all cool about it though... and I have one of his other bands on the blog.)

black metal pomposity shining through? ;-)

Drugged SS and Okkultokrati are both very good bands, and the people in them are probably nice. but it seems as if some of them have a bit pretentious attitudes, and the whole "too cool for the internet"-thing is just ridiculous.

[QUOTE=aarolilja;18210573]Drugged SS and Okkultokrati are both very good bands, and the people in them are probably nice. but it seems as if some of them have a bit pretentious attitudes, and the whole "too cool for the internet"-thing is just ridiculous.[/QUOTE]

backed

saying fuck the internet when you have a myspace for your band is pretty awesome

lol