one time my sisters pet snake got loose in the house i didnt need to smoke to be paranoid but i did anyway

tronns stories win for the best formatting lol

my girlfriend is going to be the best to get high with

tronn has been making me lol for the last couple pages

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;16888357]smoking with women sucks. when i'd get high with my ex she'd get annoyingly goofy and end up pissing me off when we were in bed.

[B]like she spilled water all over me when we were lying in bed. she started laughing and i was ****ing piiiissteeed[/B][/QUOTE]

Justifiable cause for murder.

why were you upset she spilled water on you just means you get to take off your clothes early

lol

[I]but its cold[/I] :(

[QUOTE=asdemonsburn;16888382][I]but its cold[/I] :([/QUOTE]

Exactly.

use her vagina to heat you up

[QUOTE=McP3000;16888387]use her omnibus to heat you up[/QUOTE]

That could only warm you up a bit at a time unless her vag was enormous and could consume you, that'd be warm.

nigga if you think water is cold you better not go the south pole

**** is freezin

because i get in a serious and very conscious mood when im stoned, so while she was in this comedic mood i was very serious and just wanted to chill. however in the midst of my chilling i was interrupted by a bunch of water down my back followed by a cacophony of giggles

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;16888393]That could only warm you up a bit at a time unless her vag was enormous and could consume you, that'd be warm.[/QUOTE]
fat chicks dude

:lol:

see that is where i would have ravaged her you just handled the situation badly man even high

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;16888397]because i get in a serious and very conscious mood when im stoned, so while she was in this comedic mood i was very serious and just wanted to chill. however in the midst of my chilling i was interrupted by a bunch of water down my back followed by [B]a cacophony of giggles[/B][/QUOTE]

roflroflroflroflroflrofl

hahaaha

plus i have a water bed, and when i feel water on the exterior i ****ing abandon ship

[QUOTE=McP3000;16888399]fat chicks dude

:lol:[/QUOTE]

Ewwwwwww

EDIT: I'm going to smoke another bowl, dunno if I'll be back if not, later fools

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i have never had sex with a fat girl but i am curious. should i?

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;16888411]hahaaha

plus i have a water bed, and when i feel water on the exterior i ****ing abandon ship[/QUOTE]
you should act like you are kraken and wrap your tentacles around her, and plunge her into the deep abyss

yes PLUNGER HER

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;16888422]i have never had sex with a fat girl but i am curious. should i?[/QUOTE]
i wouldn't have the slightest clue

edit: psh typoes

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;16888411]hahaaha

plus i have a water bed, and when i feel water on the exterior i ****ing abandon ship[/QUOTE]

i used to sleep on an air mattress it felt like a $10 cloud of s[COLOR="black"]h[/COLOR]it

[QUOTE=McP3000;16888429]i wouldn't have the slightest clue

edit: psh typoes[/QUOTE]


you never gave the reason why you're a virgin by choice

just curious

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;16888397]because i get in a serious and very conscious mood when im stoned, so while she was in this comedic mood i was very serious and just wanted to chill. however in the midst of my chilling i was interrupted by a bunch of water down my back followed by a cacophony of giggles[/QUOTE]

should c[SIZE="2"]o[/SIZE]ck slap that b[SIZE="2"]i[/SIZE]tch, teach her some f[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]cking respect for her betters

kinda personal

@adb

my bed is bangin. its really comfortable and i love it, but from the women who has slept on it, its not too popular

yes are we human or are we denser

i dont get it john

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;16888422]i have never had sex with a fat girl but i am curious. should i?[/QUOTE]

yeah do it once for the lols. make sure you're drunk though. That way the next morning you can claim you dont remember it if your mates call you out.

[QUOTE=McP3000;16888441]kinda personal

@adb[/QUOTE]

religious reasons

y/n

no*

edit: well idk you could construe it to be religious if you REALLY wanted to, but it has more to do with other things than being inherently religious.

you don't like vag

y/n

[QUOTE=big80smullet;16888451]yeah do it once for the lols. make sure you're drunk though. That way the next morning you can claim you dont remember it if your mates call you out.[/QUOTE]

dude i dont care if my mates call me out, i will just bring up that they are all better looking than me yet i seem to be the only one banging hot girls

adb mcp is saving himself for me is all a religious reason indeed

i do like vagina

ive done everything but get blown/have sex.

edit: if i was saving myself for john he would have to make a claim of secondary virginity and that bastard wont so im moving on to BIGGER and BETTER things

so you've made out? and touched a boob? dude i did that when i was in 3rd grade.

iluvatar you should have sex with as many girls as possible of all shapes and sizes. The only sex you'll ever regret is the sex you dont get

theres this mexican chica after me, but shes incredibly christian so i think i should move on

[QUOTE=McP3000;16888399]fat chicks dude

:lol:[/QUOTE]

bad thoughts of getting someone's head stuck in a vag now

[QUOTE=big80smullet;16888472]so you've made out? and touched a boob? dude i did that when i was in 3rd grade.

iluvatar you should have sex with as many girls as possible of all shapes and sizes. The only sex you'll ever regret is the sex you dont get[/QUOTE]

but i have standards bro.

and those standards are if they are above 18 hell no