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[QUOTE=repcak;15862337]is it true that you can watch "i am legend" on the internet for freee? someone told me that[/QUOTE]
yes it is called bittorrent it is a good friend of mine |
[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r;15862362]What's kiu? No, my friend [b]Botha[/b] is coming over.[/QUOTE]
i wrote something different but because it was insulting and you don't deserve it (i just still pissed off because of the exam) i decided to to delete it. but yes, cool that you will see him again :) |
[QUOTE=DanD;15862361]also what are some sweet blogs for albums[/QUOTE]
[url]http://blogsearch.google.com/[/url] Seek (for albums) and thou shalt find. [quote=repcak] but yes, cool that you will see him again [/quote] Damn, you didn't fall for the 'Botha' joke. You're supposed to ask "Botha who?" :p |
[QUOTE=Iluvatar;15862364]yes it is called bittorrent
it is a good friend of mine[/QUOTE] lol :smash: |
[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r;15862369][url]http://blogsearch.google.com/[/url]
Seek (for albums) and thou shalt find.[/QUOTE] Thanks, but I never find what I'm looking for with blog search |
[QUOTE=DanD;15862376]Thanks, but I never find what I'm looking for with blog search[/QUOTE]
What are you looking for? I'm good at finding stuff. |
[url]http://mercenarioneverdie.blogspot.com[/url]
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deekmedia
[url]http://deekmedia.wordpress.com/[/url] best overall blog on the internet. edit: i also like this but most people here probably wont [url]http://noisecorporation.blogspot.com/[/url] |
[url]http://blogsearch.google.com/?ui=blg[/url]
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[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r;15862369]
Damn, you didn't fall for the 'Botha' joke. You're supposed to ask "Botha who?" :p[/QUOTE] :confused: ok, then: brotha who? :) |
[QUOTE=repcak;15862391]:confused:
ok, then: brotha who? :)[/QUOTE] [b]BOTHA DEEZ NUTZ IN YO MOUTH[/b] :p (only kidding) |
i'm even more confused now... i just don't get all your amy-jokes
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[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r;15862380]What are you looking for? I'm good at finding stuff.[/QUOTE]
nothing really specific at the moment, except maybe Tub Ring's The Great Filter because my car wont play the CD [QUOTE=bryguy]http://mercenarioneverdie.blogspot.com[/QUOTE] mm yes good stuff |
[QUOTE=repcak;15862396]i'm even more confused now... i just don't get all your amy-jokes[/QUOTE]
It's like what we call a knock-knock joke. Here's a kid's example: "Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you glad to see me?" (Aren't you glad ...) But since those kind of jokes get old around the age of five, we have ones for more mature (or less mature, depending on how you see it) audiences, such as the 'botha' joke. Here's a rough German translation of the 'botha' joke, forgive any mistakes: "Mein Freund 'Beide' macht einen Besuch am Donnerstag." "Wer ist 'Beide'?" "[b]BEIDE DIESE HODEN IN DEINEM MUND[/b]." Natürlich ein Witz :chug: [b]DanD - [url]http://rs97.rapidshare.com/files/28147240/Tub_Ring_-_The_Great_Filter.rar[/url][/b] |
ah, ok, jetzt check ichs ;)
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Okay, look: I know there's been a lot of buildup. All those sloppy drunken looks, rubbing thighs on beer-soaked couches, me all dopey-smiley watching you roll around on the floor and scream for your band. One time you showed up unexpectedly at a party, and I Febrezed myself in the bathroom so you would think I smell pretty. We go together like bacon and eggs. Like hookers and blow.
And then, finally, I mustered up the ovaries to openly proposition you. We rolled around in bed for a while. I fumbled for the goods, and scha-BLAM! Your next generation, all over my hand. It was cool, though. We were excited. But this last time, we were relatively sober. I was in peak condition! I pulled my clothes off all slow-like, then crawled up the bed, making dick-happy noises, getting girl-juice on your leg. I had just enough Schlitz in my system to administer a truly impassioned blowjob without picking the lint from your belly button (it was distracting, but the sheer force of libido compelled me to let this slide). You got all thigh-quivery. I made my move. Slowly, I pried my mouth away from your kickstand and straddled you. Sweet Mother of God, did you ever feel good! I began to slowly grind, kissing your neck, my hand in your hair... When, all of a sudden, you picked me up by my hips and threw me. THREW me! I came crashing down on the bed to your left, a truly impressive mid-coital bodyslam. Cunthurt and bewildered, I am immediately turned to inquire, "What the ****?" You responded by spraying your boy-goo all over my tummy! Okay, listen: I know I'm good at what I do. But three minutes is not acceptable. I've seen virginities come and go in faster time. And just going to sleep was pretty uncool, too. I'm a woman, and sex is a buyer's market for me. I shouldn't have to jerk off in my bathroom, fantasizing about the goddamn video store clerk while you sleep in my bed. You gotta step up your game, baby. Or I'll find another guy with dumb tattoos to annihilate my cervix for you. |
Man Tyler, you need to step your game up.
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How many spankings do I get? :naughty:
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Fewer than you want, I reckon.
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May I refer to the genitalia of US presidents other than the current leader in the future? Thx
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[QUOTE=Tyr;15862630]Fewer than you want, I reckon.[/QUOTE]
Will you make up the slack? |
[QUOTE=guitrguy;15862641]Will you make up the slack?[/QUOTE]
Most certainly. Just tell me when. |
I want in.
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To spank or to be spanked? Or both, maybe?
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I'm more than willing to return the favor.
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Don't mind. I'm easy.
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[QUOTE=guitrguy;15862641]Will you make up the slack?[/QUOTE]
guitrguy - Remember, when you want Tyr to stop, the safe-phrase is "Jag vill ge dig en avsugning." |
He'll probably get tired before I use it.
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[QUOTE=guitrguy;15862678]He'll probably get tired before I use it.[/QUOTE]
oki, men ge honom en avsugning iaf. För min räkning. :) |
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