so....
how bout dem Lakers

[QUOTE=Murdererer;16888129]i had sex with my ex-gf when she was on her period once it was disgusting

bloody dick[/QUOTE]

yeah you might wanna try to not do that. :thumb:

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;16888142]lies. ive had sex multiple times with girls on their period and it was fine.[/QUOTE]

u weren't doin it right

to get the most out of the witchcraft sex, u must plow her hard on her period, cum in her deep. you slowly pull your man meat out and u notice an odor of fish and dead body, and you notice your dick is not only the expected red but brown. you're girl gets embarrassed and to make up for it sucks your man shaft hard tasting her waste off your pride. 9 months later she gives birth to a redhead

[QUOTE=big80smullet;16888091][I]he bathed his face in her moonbloods, and then, as he raise his eyes to the stars his cheeks glistened like a honey glazed ham[/I][/QUOTE]

this is the best thing i have ever read on mx

[SIZE="7"]so
how bout dem Lakers[/SIZE]

[QUOTE=Murdererer;16888159]u weren't doin it right

to get the most out of the witchcraft sex, u must plow her hard on her period, cum in her deep. you slowly pull your man meat out and u notice an odor of fish and dead body, and you notice your dick is not only the expected red but brown. you're girl gets embarrassed and to make up for it sucks your man shaft hard tasting her waste off your pride. 9 months later she gives birth to a redhead[/QUOTE]

HAHA WHUT? :amaze:

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;16888164]HAHA WHUT? :amaze:[/QUOTE]

ROFL I was thinking the same thing.

he is leaving out the attire which you must wear

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;16888199]ROFL I was thinking the same thing.[/QUOTE]

haha glad to know i'm not alone.

[QUOTE=Murdererer;16888159]u weren't doin it right

to get the most out of the witchcraft sex, u must plow her hard on her period, cum in her deep. you slowly pull your man meat out and u notice an odor of fish and dead body, and you notice your dick is not only the expected red but brown. you're girl gets embarrassed and to make up for it sucks your man shaft hard tasting her waste off your pride. 9 months later she gives birth to a redhead[/QUOTE]

nice

[IMG]http://i35.tinypic.com/67ljrn.jpg[/IMG]

heil

Mappy, you still got those headies? I just smoked a bowl of my krieg mids and I'm pretty blazed.

EDIT: oshi, noice

cum stains on the keyboard

yeah totally not dust or anything :rolleyes:
[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;16888249]Mappy, you still got those headies? I just smoked a bowl of my krieg mids and I'm pretty blazed.

EDIT: oshi, noice[/QUOTE]

yeah son

blood steins on my hands

steins lol

my brother's girlfriend/my adopted sister got me a double shot glass beer stein that says deutschland on it \O

that actually looks like a real penis

i wish it were my penis

lol id dildo my butthole with it

i wish your penis was mappy's penis and mappy's penis was my penis

mappy do you store that in yo anus

would your penis then be my penis?

guys i think i have this :(
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ephebophilia[/url]

this thread got rlly creepy :(

np: saetia tho!

sweet get drunk

did u get all the gifts i gave u in your birthday thread? i spent so much on u

np: non-objective portrait of karma

seriously like, this is prolly the ctts song that speaks to me the most.

[QUOTE=big80smullet;16888295]guys i think i have this :(
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ephebophilia[/url][/QUOTE]

i know i have this

[QUOTE=Murdererer;16888299]sweet get drunk

did u get all the gifts i gave u in your birthday thread? i spent so much on u[/QUOTE]

lol

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;16888294]would your penis then be my penis?[/QUOTE]

well if your penis is mappy's penis and mappy's penis was my penis... then yeah, we'd all be working with the same penis.

lots of ladies would be in for some fuunnn

im so ****ing confused haha

dude we would be running the sickest trains of all time

rofl

[QUOTE=mappymassacre;16888268]steins lol

my brother's girlfriend/my adopted sister got me a [B]double shot glass beer stein that says deutschland on it[/B] \O[/QUOTE]

That's elite

\O

i have some pretty good **** to smoke. im baking a pumpkin pie for after i toke... 'cause you know, pumpkin pie + whipped cream = satisfaction.

now just to finish maths

i got my girlfriend high for the first time last night

it was so elite

yeah it is

My ex was annoying to get high with. She would always get so paranoid, that **** is annoying.

smoking with women sucks. when i'd get high with my ex she'd get annoyingly goofy and end up pissing me off when we were in bed.

like she spilled water all over me when we were lying in bed. she started laughing and i was ****ing piiiissteeed

my ex lost paraphernalia in my house :/

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;16888357]smoking with women sucks. when i'd get high with my ex she'd get annoyingly goofy and end up pissing me off when we were in bed.

like she spilled water all over me when we were lying in bed. she started laughing and i was ****ing piiiissteeed[/QUOTE]

lmao
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