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Say hello to Heaven 01-27-2011 05:54 PM

[QUOTE=Anglachel;18376362]i did mdma every thursday first year uni during my nighttime sociology lectures

its funny cuz i did best in those classes
or maybe it was just that sociology is the asscrack of social sciences and its impossible to do badly[/QUOTE]

Haha. I couldn't do it in class. I'd be all over the place.

lsd is mind opening and can lead to awesome experiences when used right/with friends

blockhead 01-27-2011 05:55 PM

i took acid before school a few times. i had to make a christmas card in spanish and it was extremely difficult

adb 01-27-2011 05:56 PM

lol

woofrabbit_ 01-27-2011 05:57 PM

[QUOTE=blockhead;18376373]i took acid before school a few times. i had to make a christmas card in spanish and it was extremely difficult[/QUOTE]


:lol:

Angmar 01-27-2011 05:58 PM

I've been around people on acid, I don't really know how you could function at school on it.

Aakon_Keetreh 01-27-2011 05:59 PM

[QUOTE=blockhead;18376373]i took acid before school a few times. i had to make a christmas card in spanish and it was extremely difficult[/QUOTE]

thats pretty sweet bro haha

blockhead 01-27-2011 06:01 PM

[QUOTE=Angmar;18376379]I've been around people on acid, I don't really know how you could function at school on it.[/QUOTE]

i did it so often that i was pretty good at controlling myself and could focus. another time i did jump down a flight of stairs at my friend and started clawing him with my nails though.

another time i just sat in my green house smoking pot for something like 4 hours and started feeling like i had been there all my life and it looked like this zone from sonic and knuckles, including the ghosts

[IMG]http://www.sonicfans.de/assets/images/sonic_and_knuckles_sandopolis_zone_2.jpg[/IMG]

adb 01-27-2011 06:04 PM

...

Aakon_Keetreh 01-27-2011 06:05 PM

thats pretty sweet bro. i would totally drop acid with you

blockhead 01-27-2011 06:06 PM

i used to sell acid. it was pretty cool

P13 01-27-2011 06:07 PM

going to apply to work at the apple store

lol

blockhead 01-27-2011 06:08 PM

that would suck

P13 01-27-2011 06:10 PM

the job descriptions are fucking classic

For Genius
[quote]A candidate we’ll love:
You provide white-glove treatment to customers.
You enjoy meeting people and building relationship with customers.
Your friends and family see you as an absolute technical guru.
You have some background in tech support or customer service.
You have a burning desire to solve problems.
You can communicate technical concepts in layman’s terms.
You have a sense of urgency—but also the ability to keep your cool.
You share a passion for technology and Apple products.

A position you’ll love:
Solving problems—things happen and you’re there to fix them.
Providing frontline customer support at the Genius Bar, including hardware and software troubleshooting and diagnosis.
Troubleshooting and repairing Apple hardware and software.
Juggling customer and product issues with a genuine sense of urgency.
Turning around repairs to customers as quickly as possible.
Being one of the go-to people for technical knowledge in the store.
Having passion about customer service and a commitment to exceeding expectations.[/quote]

woofrabbit_ 01-27-2011 06:10 PM

i saw a vid where she put 5 apples in her ass then shit em out on tube8

adb 01-27-2011 06:12 PM

[QUOTE]You share a passion for technology and Apple products.

[/QUOTE]

damn I was going so well up until this one!

woofrabbit_ 01-27-2011 06:12 PM

haha

Aakon_Keetreh 01-27-2011 06:12 PM

ull get discounted apples hehe

woofrabbit_ 01-27-2011 06:13 PM

teehee

adb 01-27-2011 06:19 PM

P13 you'll be a bonified faggot if you get hired there, realtalk

Skinners 01-27-2011 06:19 PM

Steve Jobs is probably dying soon.

woofrabbit_ 01-27-2011 06:24 PM

so.

P13 01-27-2011 06:25 PM

this is a good one too
[quote]Working with amazing people in the coolest stores selling the coolest products.[/quote]

Aakon_Keetreh 01-27-2011 06:31 PM

i think u should work there

Anglachel 01-27-2011 06:32 PM

steve jobs gets sick; apple stocks dropped

saw this as a news headline online when i was working

imagine when he dies oh man maybe theyll go under id be so happy

Skinners 01-27-2011 06:36 PM

He's going to die, why do you think he keeps his health issues so private? They're severe and irreversible at this point. I will be so happy when he dies.

Anglachel 01-27-2011 06:37 PM

yes i know hes going to die im talking about what would happen to apple after

NEEDTOPOST 01-27-2011 06:42 PM

what does steve jobs' livelihood have to do with any of your lives apple is fine get over it

Skinners 01-27-2011 06:52 PM

One can always hope that they aren't fine.

P13 01-27-2011 06:54 PM

apple's stock will drop a bit if he dies and then their products will be better because they won't have him being a complete mental case, keeping everyone from actually doing things with their computer.

yeah I'm going to apply

Anglachel 01-27-2011 06:55 PM

actually yeah i dont hate apple i hate steve jobs

they probably will be better with him gone


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