[QUOTE=Iluvatar;16022093]Put it in her butt.

That fixes things usually.[/QUOTE]

Tighter and more degrading to women

Excellent

[QUOTE]She thinks that we are "too different". I mean, we've been together since high school and had an amazing relationship, but we have been having all these stupid fights lately.

I love her and all but she wants so much of my time, man.[/QUOTE]

Sounds all too familiar.

[QUOTE=Equus;16021722]didnt you just say that you like big macs[/QUOTE]
yes but you see one upsets my stomach and the other doesn't

[QUOTE=planewreq;16022103]yes but you see one upsets my [b]colon[/b] and the other doesn't[/QUOTE]

Couldn't agree more, planewreq

McDick's gives me the shits

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan;16022096]She thinks that we are "too different". I mean, we've been together since high school and had an amazing relationship, but we have been having all these stupid fights lately.

I love her and all but she wants so much of my time, man.[/QUOTE]

Hve you tried to hash out the stupid fight part or

Yeah but it keeps happening. She just gets worked up over the stupidest things and thinks that "I don't care"

sounds like a normal relationship to me.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan;16022123]Yeah but it keeps happening. She just gets worked up over the stupidest things and thinks that "I don't care"[/QUOTE]

She seems to have a controlling personality

I've had similar relationships

I'd look her in the eye and tell her [i]once[/i] to knock that **** off ... first and last warning

It's just really really getting tiresome you know? We will talk about things and try to work them out, everything will seem fine, and then she will blow up a week later over something and bring it up.

Chris: She thinks that by her getting more upset means she cares more then I do. Wtf kind of logic is that?

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan;16022134]It's just really really getting tiresome you know? We will talk about things and try to work them out, everything will seem fine, and then she will blow up a week later over something and bring it up.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, my ex did that a lot near the end of our relationship. Got upset/angry over the silliest things. Females. >:[

[QUOTE]Chris: She thinks that by her getting more upset means she cares more then I do. Wtf kind of logic is that?[/QUOTE]

woman logic ofc

Argh...this sucks.

I watched Big Lebowski to chill out but I'm still pretty worked up.

My ex did the same thing. It ended up with her hating me because I blew up at her multiple times because she started treating me like a piece of **** that couldn't see what she was really doing.

My advice is seriously, break it off. If she still wants to be with you, then she will try her damndest after that to make it work. Otherwise, it isn't worth it.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan;16022134]

Chris: She thinks that by her getting more upset means she cares more then I do. Wtf kind of logic is that?[/QUOTE]

Feminine logic

Note that Boole and DeMorgan, and those who came before them (William of Ockham, Plato etc.) were all men

Warn her sternly to knock it off

EDIT - "woman logic" lol Jelle

I've tried that but we keep fighting again and again.

Tonight is going to be suck.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan;16022177]I've tried that but we keep fighting again and again.

Tonight is going to be suck.[/QUOTE]

You're not married or even engaged to her are you?

I'm sorry chris, I would share my acid with you. But you need to move to MS for that.

I demand some acid, brian!

[QUOTE=Txus;16022215]I demand some acid, brian![/QUOte]
Its kind of a bummer. I dropped 2 hits 2 hours ago and I ain't feeling anything.

lol tolerance

I demand some too.

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;16022197]You're not married or even engaged to her are you?[/QUOTE]

No, just been together for years

[QUOTE=guitrguy;16022251]Its kind of a bummer. I dropped 2 hits 2 hours ago and I ain't feeling anything.[/QUOTE]

haha, then it's not acid.

I want some

While we're on the subject of drugs...I did my first joints ever last night and earlier tonight. Pretty fun.

Anyway, how long does it usually take for the smell of weed to go away? It's been about an hour or so since I smoked it, and I keep getting the odd whiff of it.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan;16022273]No, just been together for years[/QUOTE]

If you dump her, please recite this quote as part of your spiel:

[quote]
Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!
[/quote]

I would be very proud.

that's so beautiful :')

Alright she just called me and was like "I can't wait to see you."

STOP MESSING WITH MY HEAD

wow im really bad at tying a tie lul

she definitely wants your other head.

Whatever I'll just show up, get sloppy drunk, and see how it goes.

if **** goes down stab her in the neck.

Mike, the guy who sold this to me is in my class. The Hash he sold me was legit, but this acid sucks.

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan;16022273]No, just been together for years[/QUOTE]

We need to make a stand against women who turn Psycho. Dumping is the only solution! Dump all crazy women!

That's weird though, when I drop acid it usually ****s me up after the first half an hour....

maybe you are anti acid :o holy ****

it was gel

[QUOTE=Txus;16022359]That's weird though, when I drop acid it usually ****s me up after the first half an hour....

maybe you are anti acid :o holy ****[/QUOTE]

idk man, my friend is going to drop his in an hour so i will see if me or the cid

Thats a reference to last night when I helped with a caption to his photos.

He doesn't have one, he's always been 1338 h4x0r

@DB

Drop Weed And Smoke Acid, Yo

caps filters are gay

Alright, bretheren.

I'm going in...

Good luck and god speed, sir!

/salutes

I'll report back tomorrow.

If I don't get pissed and drive home tonight.