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CasB 04-10-2006 02:59 PM

Harold & Kumar FTW!!!

Drum Phil 04-10-2006 03:54 PM

Jonny i didnt even realise you were gone.

Corkofski 04-10-2006 04:05 PM

indeed i was, went to france for 10 days!

didnt you see the quallity of MXDP go up and the gay slander decrease?

Drum Phil 04-10-2006 04:08 PM

How would i know, i got deleted :p

Berk 04-10-2006 04:36 PM

Imagine what the forums would be like if I had called myself "Berk22".

We_Love_Lime 04-10-2006 04:37 PM

[QUOTE=Berk11]Imagine what the forums would be like if I had called myself "Berk22".[/QUOTE]

For some reason..

That was pretty funny.

milkmit 04-10-2006 04:37 PM

some pretty decent drummer/musician jokes I just stumbled across.... :)

Q: How can you tell when you've got a percussionist on your porch?
A: The knocking gets slower and slower.

Q: How can you tell when you've got a drummer on your porch?
A: The knocking gets faster and faster.

Q: How can you tell when you've got a singer on your front porch?
A: She doesn't know when to come in and she can't find the key.

Q: What's the difference between a savings bond and a musician?
A: Someday, the savings bond will mature and start to earn money.

Q: What's the difference between a large pizza and a musician?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four.

...and my favorite:

Q. Why are bagpipers always marching around when they play?
A. To get away from the noise.

Drum Phil 04-10-2006 04:38 PM

A parapalegic walks into a bar














Wait a minute. No he doesnt.

We_Love_Lime 04-10-2006 04:39 PM

[QUOTE=SkacoreDrummer]A parapalegic walks into a bar














Wait a minute. No he doesnt.[/QUOTE]

Doh.

Berk 04-10-2006 04:48 PM

[QUOTE=milkmit]Q: What's the difference between a savings bond and a musician?
A: Someday, the savings bond will mature and start to earn money.
[/QUOTE]
That one was good.

Corkofski 04-10-2006 04:49 PM

why u get deleted phil?

Drum Phil 04-10-2006 04:54 PM

Search me. Liberi reckons it was an accident.

Berk 04-10-2006 04:56 PM

Go to the authorities!
Has anyone heard of the band Refused?
You might of, Phil.

Corkofski 04-10-2006 04:57 PM

nope

that sucks phil...
and i have more posts than you now you n00b:P

Drum Phil 04-10-2006 05:00 PM

You just wait till someone fixes my account and im back above 7k.

Yes ive heard of Refused. I could have sworn i had one of their albums somewhere. Apparently i was wrong

Berk 04-10-2006 05:00 PM

Hey thats right, Phil is a n00b. So lets rejoice the words of Phillip and point/laugh at him.

Berk 04-10-2006 05:01 PM

[QUOTE=SkacoreDrummer]You just wait till someone fixes my account and im back above 7k.

Yes ive heard of Refused. I could have sworn i had one of their albums somewhere. Apparently i was wrong[/QUOTE]
The only song I have heard by them was New Noise.
Its a good song.

We_Love_Lime 04-10-2006 05:01 PM

[QUOTE=Berk11]Hey thats right, Phil is a n00b. So lets rejoice the words of Phillip and point/laugh at him.[/QUOTE]

Do that, and the old lady in his Profile Picture will kick you in the face.
:wave:

Corkofski 04-10-2006 05:03 PM

lol
does anyone know if vodka goes well in coffee?

Drum Phil 04-10-2006 05:03 PM

At least spell my name right. Now who's the n00b.

Berk 04-10-2006 05:04 PM

Phillip isnt right?
and to Corkofski: I wouldnt know, I'm not old enough to drink.

Corkofski 04-10-2006 05:06 PM

neither am i
thats y i dont wnt to do it unlless its good

and i think its philip

Drum Phil 04-10-2006 05:06 PM

No. Its actually just Phil.

And Jonny, try it. You never know.

Corkofski 04-10-2006 05:07 PM

**tries**

**hears dad coming**
**downs**

Berk 04-10-2006 05:08 PM

Really, Do you mind If I call you Phillip, Or will the old granny in your D/P kick me in the face?

Drum Phil 04-10-2006 05:09 PM

Me and then the Steel cap boot weilding maniac will.

[URL="http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?t=458943"]http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?t=458943[/URL]

Janeway 04-10-2006 05:10 PM

[url]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2846747788466014916&q=ani+difranco&pl=true[/url]

Aww.
God. She's so good.

Panopticon 04-10-2006 05:14 PM

[quote=SkacoreDrummer]Me and then the Steel cap boot weilding maniac will.

[URL="http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?t=458943"]http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?t=458943[/URL][/quote]

my review obviously pwns yours...

Drum Phil 04-10-2006 05:15 PM

Yeah but my pedal pwns yours so its all good. I borrowed the template from you anyway

Panopticon 04-10-2006 05:17 PM

does not, and YOU JERK!...


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