Hey everyone, whats happenin'? :)

S'alright

[QUOTE=Mx_Music_Fanatic]Hey everyone, whats happenin'? :)[/QUOTE]
Hey. Im about to go back a few pages to check something. :wave:

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]Pumpkin stories > your sex stories[/QUOTE]

That's not the point of the story. I don't say ridiculously conceited things like, "Hooking up is just way too easy, I get bored with it".

It's hard picking up chicks. :(

Wait, check this out:

Last year my medical internship at a local hospital brought me a patient who deserves recognition. His problem was listed as "FBIP" which a nurse explained meant "Foreign Body In *****." I found a middle-aged, slightly disheveled hippy lying on the bed looking dazed. His girlfriend was standing silently behind him. His story was as interesting as I'd expected.
Several days previously he was smoking marijuana while his girlfriend was out of town, and he decided to see what would happen if he snaked a three-foot length of aquarium tubing into his *****. When 6 inches still protruded, he tried to pull it out -- but it was stuck!

This predicament apparently didn't teach him a complete lesson. He then threaded wire from a Weed Wacker through the center of the tubing, which also became stuck. He decided to sleep on it and hope for the best.

The next day, it was still stuck. He tried to go about his day as usual, hoping it would just fall out on its own, but had trouble doing his gardening with tubing hanging out of his *****. So he cut the tubing flush with his skin. Another day went by.

He finally realized that the foreign objects were impeding the flow of urine, and despite his embarrassment he needed to go to the Emergency Room.

We tugged and pulled on what little we could grab of the tubing, and he wasn't kidding when he said it was stuck. X-rays showed the tubing and Weed Wacker wire kinked and knotted in his bladder. A urologist took the man to surgery and, using a scope forced through the already-crowded urethra, managed to cut the knot and pull out the tubing. Needless to say, that is one stoned experiment the hippy will not try again.

How could he fit that in his DICK?

My dick actually hurt when I read that.

[QUOTE=Disconnection Notice]My dick actually hurt when I read that.[/QUOTE]
Same 'ere, I hate it when that happens

Not one person has posted in R&M for 3 whole minutes

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]Shup, I repped you. I just didn't want all that jazz about being recommended stuff, I hate it when strangers tell me to listen to a band that I have no interest in.[/QUOTE]

You onle get recommended stuff if you chose to.

RYM > Recordnerd

You can even compare your CD list with other people(including Mxers).

Sup.

Howdy

Thread's moving slow today.

Always does at this time

Looks like it.

W00T! 600th post!

lol, I would try to get my girlfriend to suck it out :lol:

I doubt most MXers are even awake yet.

/create myself and my cousin in ESPN NBA

I live in U.K so I am awake

Yea I just woke up, and it was only because I got a text message.

it's 12:30 pm here

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]Yea I just woke up, and it was only because I got a text message.[/QUOTE]

lawl

I woke up at about 10.

My girlfriend isn't even awake yet, neither are my roommates.

It's 6:28 pm. 'ere

[QUOTE=MXican]W00T! 600th post![/QUOTE]

Now you just have to catch up to me, since we have a similar join date :lol:

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]Yea I just woke up, and it was only because I got a text message.[/QUOTE]

Me too, but because my mom made me. It's 11:30.

What are you guys doing today?

My old account + my new account=less than yours

hey, I got 200-somethin posts

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]What are you guys doing today?[/QUOTE]

I'm probably going snowboarding for a few hours, then going to battle of the bands. After that I'll probably jam with a friend.