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Mexican Bandito 04-24-2006 09:07 AM

Well I sortof did, but then she noticed me laughing and I got a beamer :(

I'm dreading what's going to be on the envolope I'm getting sent...

Jev 04-24-2006 09:15 AM

:lol:

*******.

Lord Abortion 04-24-2006 09:54 AM

Hahaha, oh dear me.

I didn't get shouted at!
Hooray

Anyone who hasn't got the new Morrissey album should be outcast from society.

PAJJ 04-24-2006 09:58 AM

I hate Morrissey...................

i'll pack my bags now.

bye fred :wave:

Jev 04-24-2006 09:58 AM

Guess I'm an outcast.

Lord Abortion 04-24-2006 10:14 AM

Damn you guys.

tumples 04-24-2006 10:22 AM

god, ive been up since 9 this morning meant to be doing revision and ive done four pages of physics, i feel kinda guilty :(

Jev 04-24-2006 10:27 AM

Haha. I did nothing all day. Seriously.
PE - I hurt my leg
Science - Revision, I know everything we did
Free Lesson - messed about, 2 mates got kicked out
Graphics - Went on the computer
Music - No teacher, just talked about crap

Mexican Bandito 04-24-2006 10:42 AM

Morrissey played 2 miles away from me last night :cool:
I don't care though! I can't stand his music! lol

Lord Abortion 04-24-2006 10:44 AM

My day:

Slept in til 930
Listened to Cannibal Corpse for half an hour
got into school for 1015
Free lesson till1115
Drama lesson, did nowt
Lunchtime, had a 6th form committee meeting
fourth lesson-drama again- played human chess when we made the stage into a chessboard-then sat about for a while
Last lesson-fee lesson-Did the puzzles in some girlie mag.

good times

NP-Sonata arctica-Kingdom for a heart(Live)

Jev 04-24-2006 11:02 AM

Them female magazines are fun.

Mr. Night V2.0 04-24-2006 11:06 AM

[QUOTE=Zowë]Morrissey played 2 miles away from me last night :cool:
I don't care though! I can't stand his music! lol[/QUOTE]
He's a man?!?!

I seriously thought he was of the female kind.

Mr. Night V2.0 04-24-2006 11:10 AM

[QUOTE=Wish]Yo, 'sup.

My presence here is becoming less and less.
I always read Hello! and OK! on a Friday night while I'm eating my dinner at the local Kebab house :([/QUOTE]
My Prescense on MX is diminishing rapidly also.

I only ever come in this thread now.

Mexican Bandito 04-24-2006 11:10 AM

Yes he's a man!!

We've got a huge pile of womans mags at work (Pick me up lol)
You can only read so many before they stop being funny :(

Jev 04-24-2006 11:11 AM

I always read Sunday magazine.

Mr. Night V2.0 04-24-2006 11:13 AM

I read Marie Clair, usually cos they're full of Eye Candy.

Mexican Bandito 04-24-2006 11:14 AM

Cosmo is the best! Lots of tips about.... stuff..

>_>

Mr. Night V2.0 04-24-2006 11:15 AM

Sex?

Mexican Bandito 04-24-2006 11:21 AM

[QUOTE=Mr. Night V2.0]Sex?[/QUOTE]
yeah.
It's really really interesting!

Mr. Night V2.0 04-24-2006 11:22 AM

[QUOTE=Wish]Yeah.That's the only reason I read Hello! and OK! Though Paris Hilton once was in one of them literally every other page :([/QUOTE]
Cameron Diaz > Paris Hilton.

Mr. Night V2.0 04-24-2006 11:23 AM

[QUOTE=Zowë]yeah.
It's really really interesting![/QUOTE]
I suppose it is, sometimes anyways.

Jev 04-24-2006 11:24 AM

[QUOTE=Mr. Night V2.0]Cameron Diaz > Paris Hilton.[/QUOTE]
Je suis agree.

Mr. Night V2.0 04-24-2006 11:25 AM

[QUOTE=Wish]Jennifer Aniston > both :cool:[/QUOTE]
immense tr00f.

tumples 04-24-2006 11:28 AM

i like the problem pages, they make me laugh

Lord Abortion 04-24-2006 11:34 AM

[QUOTE=Mr. Night V2.0]Cameron Diaz > Paris Hilton.[/QUOTE]
This is true, though I haven't seen Cameron Diaz Naked, so...

Yeah, I always fail to do real crosswords well, so the ones in those sort of thing reassure me of my intelligence

Jev 04-24-2006 11:37 AM

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]This is true, though I haven't seen Cameron Diaz Naked, so...

Yeah, I always fail to do real crosswords well, so the ones in those sort of thing reassure me of my intelligence[/QUOTE]
haha same here. It's all stuff like
"old macdonald had a ?, 4 letters"

PAJJ 04-24-2006 11:55 AM

I've never read a chicks magazine, i feel i've missed out :(

Mexican Bandito 04-24-2006 11:59 AM

[QUOTE=tumples]i like the problem pages, they make me laugh[/QUOTE]
lol
I just read the Daily Record (a paper)

Mondays is Joans Juniors!
[QUOTE]
"[SIZE="4"]I'm so embarrassed by my size"[/SIZE]
"I am 15 years old and my penis is too small. A girl I know wants me to have sex with her but I am too embarrassed.
Don't tell me it isn't too wee because you haven't seen it so you don't know.
So are there any excercises I can do? I read you can hang weights on it but I'm worried that it'll hurt too much"[/QUOTE]

Jev 04-24-2006 12:00 PM

What was the answer? I'm dying to know.

Mexican Bandito 04-24-2006 12:05 PM

[QUOTE=Flower Dance]What was the answer? I'm dying to know.[/QUOTE]
:eek:
It was you.....

[QUOTE=Joan] Forget the weights. You could do yourself some serious damage (hmm no sh[I]i[/I]t) In fact forget about sex altogether. It isn't legal until you're 16.
As for your penis. I wold be very surprised if it wasn't pretty average size: that means between 5.5 and 6.5 inches when errect. But get hold a decent sex education booklet such as "Living With A Willie" and log onto [url]www.fpa.org.uk[/url] for details on it and other useful info.[/QUOTE]


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