guys did you hear that story about jaundice and his friends doing a lethal dose of marijuana like 20 pots and then driving into a park where these two butchy cops came up and one had severe acne problems and jaundice thought she was pretty cute. the cops tried to arrest them but one of his friends fought back and tried to run and got shot down while his other friend got tased to death and he just sat there and watched it all happen

@malcolm
irrelevant but ok

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18375793]makes sense because jesus isnt real[/QUOTE]
this is almost an adb post

yeah its reaching that level of idiocy and maliciousness

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but you cant make fun of him hes just stating [i]facts[/i]

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ever since i got on anxiety medicine ive been having some pretty intense awakenings

like every other night i jump up and yell some thing totally random

:lol:

what I'm taking away from the discussion on Jewish laws is that most jews are crazy zealots and others are hipsters

and oooo pretty girl was just in the shot of the audience
I think I might be able to make it to class next week

medication and awkward things

you must be so happy with it

jews are cool with me

i dont know what to think about a religion that's based entirely on the fire and brimstone parts of the bible and leaves out the whole jesus part which is the only remotely wholesome section

well you don't know anything about the religion then

i can honestly say i don't

[QUOTE=P13;18375805]:lol:

what I'm taking away from the discussion on Jewish laws is that most jews are crazy zealots and others are hipsters

and oooo pretty girl was just in the shot of the audience
I think I might be able to make it to class next week[/QUOTE]

you'll sit at the back and stare into the back of her head all class

she'll feel very uncomfortable for reasons she doesnt know

you'll never talk to her

I hope not

[QUOTE]
you'll sit at the back and stare into the back of her head all class

she'll feel very uncomfortable for reasons she doesnt know

you'll never talk to her[/QUOTE]hey leave me out of this

i do it lol

it feels like I've been watching this lecture for 3 hours

its been 45 minutes

speaking of which it's time to go to school

im out

talking about reversing circumcision

what the fuck I couldn't do that

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18375809]jews are cool with me[/QUOTE]

i dont think i know any jews come to think of it

I know a few, I think they just call themselves Jewish for the cultural aspect of it though because they aren't really practicing.

that's what most of the jews I know do

had pork ribs with my jewish friend a couple weeks ago lol

i have come to the conclusion that adb was raised in an uber christian household and resented it so he went the exact opposite way which is why he's an unbearable cunt now


adb's family is so christian they had to pray for two weeks on whether or not he should be allowed to watch Speed Racer since the theme song has the line "speed demon" in it

adb's family is so christian that he wasnt allowed to watch power rangers since he decided to tell the family that their utility belts were "the belt of lies"

i'll come up with more in class i'm sure

Do we really have to talk about Brent even when he's not around?

adb couldnt wear his metal shirt into church
so timjim has something on him

I was perfectly happy being an asshole about Judaism

lol@angl

[quote=Anglachel;18375843]adb couldnt wear his metal shirt into church
so timjim has something on him[/quote]
hahahaha