Unwound and pasta

hey guys

it's Iskandar

I just took it up the ***

u?

I'm about to cook up some BACON **** yeah.

gonna go to the store to get something to drink and then watch true romance

I'm about to dress in a burka and bend over for some hot Muslim cocks

You'd have to lift up your burka all the time. Wouldn't it be more convenient to recieve muslim cocks without the burka?

just went to go for the ten mile walk

randomly ran into my best friend after like two blocks , got distracted so now i'll postpone

[QUOTE=Txus;17763743]Unwound and pasta[/QUOTE]

lol

why walk 10 miles

[QUOTE=Stevie;17763772]why walk 10 miles[/QUOTE]

feels good, man

omg Kiley just called. :>

i find it hard to believe you can get out of the house for more than an hour. but 10 miles isn't that like four?

you also assume i'm on the computer all day every day so yeah.

I hate walking.

i'm sick to death of walking its all i've done for the past 4 years

apart from not walking, that is

[QUOTE=Jacaranda;17763782]i find it hard to believe you can get out of the house for more than an hour. but 10 miles isn't that like four?[/QUOTE]

Ten miles takes me about 2 and a half hours.

I like to get out of my house , but in all honesty i do shut myself in for a couple days sometimes.

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;17763787]you also assume i'm on the computer all day every day so yeah.[/QUOTE]

that was tongue in cheek.

Hung out with my bro Colby last night (user: MMMBop) and played pool and whatnot.

Nice. MMMBop seems like a bro.
[QUOTE=Jacaranda;17763794]that was tongue in cheek.[/QUOTE]

THAT WAS OFFENSIVE AND MADE ME CRY

Yeah he is. Dude is ****ing hilarious.

He has an ill username.

hey guys what's up

animal photographs is awesome

also nothing to drink in my house besides milk ugh

hey guys do you like my glasses

[QUOTE=weaboo;17763847]also nothing to drink in my house besides milk ugh[/QUOTE]
loool this reminds me of that time i came home drunk and pissed in the milk jug because my family are the only ones that drink it

then i woke up in the middle of the night dehydrated and poured a tall glass

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17763857]loool this reminds me of that time i came home drunk and pissed in the milk jug because my family are the only ones that drink it

then i woke up in the middle of the night dehydrated and poured a tall glass[/QUOTE]

Hhahahaha, I remember you posting this.

Good times.

loool this reminds me of that time i came home drunk and read a jaundice post because

hailz

major caffeine high right now, this is the closest I'll ever come to contributing to [COLOR=Green][B]DRUG TALK. [/B][/COLOR]

lol

i had a massage yesterday

it was nice, v recommended to you guys

brb getting my hair did

i guess my shoulders are a little 'skewed' from having bad posture, so she asked me if i was on the computer/played xbox a lot and im like lol no way

:(

were you naked

she told me i could get down to my comfort level, so i just took my shirt off but kept my pants on. it was an hour long for $39... good deal imo

i hate when i have ten dollars

and i can't decide whether to buy a nick and a pack of cigarettes or just get a dime

decisions decisions

lol people bother selling $5 dollar bags?

yeah

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17763911]i hate when i have ten dollars

and i can't decide whether to buy a nick and a pack of cigarettes or just get a dime

decisions decisions[/QUOTE]

this is how I would solve it

[img]http://economics.blog.co.in/files/2008/03/indifferencecurve.gif[/img]

I am dead serious

i would buy other drugs

totally not going to free weezer concert tonight