[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r;16159314]I was once asked

"You're not a typical man, so tell me, why are all men assholes?"

Without missing a beat, I answered

"Probably for the same reason that all women are batshit insane."

**** the human race, seriously. It is a great dishonor to wear this name [i]H. sapiens[/i] and I'm trying to distance myself from it as much as possible.[/QUOTE]

HAHA

I can jump over mountains when I have my daily dose of arsenic and thallium.

Thats so GRIM/\/\

free food is only good if its sarcastic

When most people offer me free food, it's usually things I don't eat.

Free food is usually laced with something unwanted. Probably arsenic but in my case, probably antipsychotic drugs like Olanzopine.

The best milkshake I ever had was free.

[QUOTE=guitrguy;16160241]Yay, I got a flat tire last night!![/QUOTE]

Dont bitch to me, I had a blow out going 80 mph

I was going 100

The best girl I ever had was in Tijuana.

lol

[QUOTE=guitrguy;16160704]I was going 100[/QUOTE]

I was going 120

140 bitch

[QUOTE=pate;16160742]I was going 120[/QUOTE]

sammy haggar would be proud. :')

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;16160706]The best girl I ever had was in Tijuana.[/QUOTE]

Really? I've heard that the best girls are from Juárez. If this is true I must change the destination for my trip.

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I call bullshit on this

[QUOTE=guitrguy;16160775][url]http://i30.tinypic.com/2hoz2py.jpg[/url]

I call bullpoop on this[/QUOTE]

Without having heard their new one, I'll agree with you.

[QUOTE=Tyr;16160772]Really? I've heard that the best girls are from Juárez. If this is true I must change the destination for my trip.[/QUOTE]

People are going to think I'm kidding but yes.

I have never been to Juárez however

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;16160782]People are going to think I'm kidding but yes.

I have never been to Juárez however[/QUOTE]

Me neither, I'm just basing it on hearsay.

Sup dudes?

[QUOTE=guitrguy;16160775][url]http://i30.tinypic.com/2hoz2py.jpg[/url]

I call bullpoop on this[/QUOTE]

Hahahaha, look at the fat **** in the back.

[QUOTE=the2stranger;16160902]Sup dudes?[/QUOTE]

what up homie

nm, just got back from eating mexican, you?

im in school. about 25 minutes away from weighttraining.

a few days ago my friend shaved his head and i called him a skinhead and he just pushed my head away, but he didnt know the locker was open so i hit the door. it hurt :\

haha skinheads :p

I don't like skinheads round where I live.

There are not many where i live, but i live in the suburbs. Most skinheads here arent part of neo-nazi groups. They are mostly anti-racist.

[QUOTE=Aakon_Keetreh;16161000]There are not many where i live, but i live in the suburbs. Most skinheads here arent part of neo-nazi groups. They are mostly anti-racist.[/QUOTE]

maybe you mean anti-race

I don't think I've ever consciously met a skinhead down here in Florida.

idk any skinheads, but I used to be in the Outlaws motorcycle club.

They are honestly really weird people.

[QUOTE=Aakon_Keetreh;16161000]There are not many where i live, but i live in the suburbs. Most skinheads here arent part of neo-nazi groups. They are mostly anti-racist.[/QUOTE]

Nah round here they just like to beat people up for fun and rap in public :-/

Thats pretty lame, but hey i do live in utah.

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I can't be the only one who thinks that's creepy looking. It was the first headline when I went onto Yahoo.

She has like double lips.

She has some mean chompers.

Sort of reminds me of Julia Roberts lips.

I am so tired, and I have a five hour drive ahead of me tonight, when I get off work.

Where to? Home?

To the university I'm transferring to.

You're transferring in the middle of the semester?