woh. WOAH

I'm reading christian film reviews and loling

especially "reader's comments".

Jennifer's body

[quote]Negative - When I first heard about this movie, I thought it would turn out to be a decent one [b]since Megan Fox was pretty good in “Transformers.”[/b][/quote]

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

[quote]Negative - My wife and I went to preview this movie for our 16 and 13 year old girls. We came out of the movie with the mutual opinion that they would not be seeing this movie. And we both felt that they would not like this movie at all. We read the reviews here before going to see this movie and were misled by the opinions given. The parts of the movie that were mentioned by the reviewer, were significantly offensive to my wife and I. The entire Baby Brent character, who was a grown man walking around in a diaper for most of the scenes he was in, was downright embarrassing. I didn't want to see him walking around like that let alone while watching this with my wife or even worse, my kids. It was not needed in the story and could have been done so much better.

Then in the scene mentioned where the police officer, clinched his behind. Here we are with 3d glasses on, and the officer's behind is taking up HALF the screen. And then he did that?! Not appropriate for a kids movie! And then the clincher. When Flint, Sam and Brent were in the mass around the machine trying to turn it off, having plucked, headless chickens chasing the characters was unbelievable. This would give our girls nightmares. And then to have one of the chicken's 'eat' Brent and then what happens after that?! That did NOT need to be in the movie. I want to warn other Christians who are considering this movie, that they preview it before allowing your children to go. As parents, we typically preview movies for our children, and we are so glad we did. I do have to say, the 3D in the movie was well done. The quality of the movie was excellent. It's just the poor decisions that were made by Hollywood that reinforces why we will continue to preview movies like this in the future.
My Ratings: Moral rating: Offensive / Moviemaking quality: 4½
—Steve, age 38 (USA)[/quote]

haha his 16 yr old daughter probably sucks off the emo kid in the cemetary behind the church while mommy and daddy are taking communion

I love how a 16 year old would get nightmares of animated headless chickens chasing someone.

i mdrunk how are you all

so today in town i saw a kid dancing on the little public stage thing they have. He was doing the Melbourne shuffle to some shitty techno. Wearing Nike hightops, Jorts a bro polo and a pink tie and he had an emo cut. Seriously the most ****ed up thing ive ever seen

[QUOTE=big80smullet;17542472]so today in town i saw a kid dancing on the little public stage thing they have. He was doing the Melbourne shuffle to some poopty techno. Wearing Nike hightops, Jorts a bro polo and a pink tie and he had an emo cut. Seriously the most ****ed up thing ive ever seen[/QUOTE]

Kid needs to be destroyed. Even imagining it hurts me.

Stupid emo kids!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zjQTBukG0w
thats the dance he was doing. it blows my mind just remembering it

Got boring after about 10 seconds.

[QUOTE=big80smullet;17542506]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zjQTBukG0w
thats the dance he was doing. it blows my mind just remembering it[/QUOTE]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlEVFFDYQnY&feature=related

FEELING FLABBY?

shuffling is dumb

watchin girls dnb dance is the best

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6666 im post post count beeyatch!

**** just spent an hour cuddling some bitch watching hey hey its wednesday who left me blue balled

i'm a gonna jack off

dude I love your fabio avatar ahahah

o fabio

my skin is so hot

help me

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17542559]**** just spent an hour cuddling some bitch watching hey hey its wednesday who left me blue balled

i'm a gonna jack off[/QUOTE]

finish on her. show her who's boss!

she insisted I go home I was being respectful. she said she might call me again if she gets an "itch", she just wasn't into it

i've decided sliced olives straight out of the jar with a spoon is the best drunk food everything else be damned

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17542576]she insisted I go home I was being respectful. she said she might call me again if she gets an "itch", she just wasn't into it

i've decided sliced olives straight out of the jar with a spoon is the best drunk food everything else be damned[/QUOTE]

Lame and lame.

oh well at least I know I have fabio and you guys to comfort me :p

i might watch some bad 80's Australian pr0n

Why sliced olives? Just Green olives in garlic stuff are the best. And yes, olives are great drunk food. Better if you put them on a sandwich and add cheese, tomato slices, ham and ketchup, though.

just going off whatevers in the fridge really

which, is not much tbh

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i read that in the actual newspaper when it happened. i remember it vividly

[QUOTE=elimm;17542624][IMG]http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/1664/1241217618365.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh man.. :')

Why don't cops get KFC for homeless people then jeez thats dumb. Is this in Australia or something? That would explain everything.

epic stuff

[QUOTE=Against Miik!;17542647]Why don't cops get KFC for homeless people then jeez thats dumb. Is this in Australia or something? That would explain everything.[/QUOTE]

England.

we dont have many black people here and we certainly dont treat the few we have very well

eating top ramen


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