I only said that because it's a Beastie Boys song which you apparently haven't heard >:[

I only have sounds of science I'm a big loser sorry :(

I wish I had a girlfriend. =/ College is full of enticing girls, but almost all seem to go for the guys that wear polos with the collars up and go to Dave Matthews Band concerts. It's intimidating for some reason.

I have no gf. Never did.

Nobody likes me :(

Ill Communication and Paul's Boutique ftw

It shouldn't be intimidating it should be appaling and turn you off of 99% of the girls at school which will be good because then you'll be ready to go for the actually good ones.

Lunch: Send em ^_^

True, but the hard part is that most of those girls are hot :(

[QUOTE=Lunch;15205940]True, but the hard part is that most of those girls are hot :([/QUOTE]
This.

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;15205936]It shouldn't be intimidating it should be appaling and turn you off of 99% of the girls at school which will be good because then you'll be ready to go for the actually good ones.

Lunch: Send em ^_^[/QUOTE]
Heh, very true. I guess the ones I [I]should[/I] like are the ones that like...guys like me. Unfortunately, I've found those girls are pretty damn rare. :p Oh well, there must be someone for me in a school with 6,000 girls.

[QUOTE=Lunch;15205940]True, but the hard part is that most of those girls are hot :([/QUOTE]
I know, that makes it even worse. :(

[QUOTE=Lunch;15205940]True, but the hard part is that most of those girls are hot :([/QUOTE]
Hotness in no way makes up for a lack of intelligence.

Like, these girls are so dumb you don't even need to talk to them to realize that they are dumb. How is that not a huge turnoff?

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;15205936]It shouldn't be intimidating it should be appaling and turn you off of 99% of the girls at school which will be good because then you'll be ready to go for the actually good ones.

Lunch: Send em ^_^[/QUOTE]

Ill Communication is not on my computer but I can rep you linx for Paul's Boutique and Licensed to Ill

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;15205963]Hotness in no way makes up for a lack of intelligence.

Like, these girls are so dumb you don't even need to talk to them to realize that they are dumb. How is that not a huge turnoff?[/QUOTE]

Big head says no no no small head says yes yes yes >_>

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;15205963]Hotness in no way makes up for a lack of intelligence.

Like, these girls are so dumb you don't even need to talk to them to realize that they are dumb. [B]How is that not a huge turnoff?[/B][/QUOTE]
Damn hormones. :mad: Detracting my attention from the ones that matter.

[QUOTE=Shadows;15205925]I wish I had a girlfriend. =/ College is full of enticing girls, but almost all seem to go for the guys that wear polos with the collars up and go to Dave Matthews Band concerts. It's intimidating for some reason.[/QUOTE]

Those guys are what we call "douchebags". I dressed as one for halloween a few years back.

[QUOTE=Lunch;15205971]
Big head says no no no small head says yes yes yes >_>[/QUOTE]
You guys are silly.

I can be totally turned off by morons.

Maybe that just means I'm really judgemental ^_^

I thank god every day for my ridiculous good looks.

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;15205996]You guys are silly.

I can be totally turned off by morons.

Maybe that just means I'm really judgemental ^_^[/QUOTE]

It's not like I want to spend time with these girls (or hear them talk at all...)

Linx were rep'd

[QUOTE=Lunch;15206032]It's not like I want to spend time with these girls (or hear them talk at all...)

Linx were rep'd[/QUOTE]
But you do.

In bed ^_^

But I don't even want to do that. Even if I could be in, out and no cuddling. It's that bad to me =|

Thx bb.

i c

Well my only other excuse is our good friend alcohol

delicious alcohol

I find that most of the girls that like the douchebags are, in fact, douchebags themselves. They have generic personalities. they just want to party and be superficial and most importantly, listen to bad music.

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;15205835]i thought my wife was tall for awhile, but it was just her platform shoes.[/QUOTE]

little late, but did you meet your wife when she was stripping or something?

it's never too late for a DEEP BURN

Jake did you do over a thousand?

No I think most important is that they want to get drunk so they can sleep with douchebag boys without being called sluts becuse they were drunk.

This is why every douchebag has STDs by the nd of the first year of college.

But why are the good ones so rare???!!!

[QUOTE=Shadows;15206093]But why are the good ones so rare???!!![/QUOTE]

True that.

[QUOTE=Shadows;15206093]But why are the good ones so rare???!!![/QUOTE]

Society.

Especially see: media, pre-conceptions, and the high school stereotype.

[QUOTE=Shadows;15206093]But why are the good ones so rare???!!![/QUOTE]

Nothing good comes easy

[QUOTE=Lunch;15206121]Nothing good comes easy[/QUOTE]

Totally untrue.

Evidence: My GPA.

Speaking of school, I really hate the way my AP history class is requiring homework to be done before school starts. =/

Guess thats what I get.

Vincent: I know I was trying to be all deep and shi

Stevo: don't take AP classes kthx

haha, man I had to read your post like 4 times before I got the Anchor Man reference.