went to cold stones the other day and everyone within a few hundred feet of the place had a gut

did anyone know that if you tie 96 sparklers together with a wick, light it, and run like ****, it makes a bomb that destroys cement?

im in. they smoke crack for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

crack is so wack but **** fat ppl fat ****s make me sick

[QUOTE=adb;18065311]went to cold stones the other day and everyone within a few hundred feet of the place had a gut[/QUOTE]

whoever decided they should sing there is a goddamn moron

[QUOTE=TimJim;18065312]did anyone know that if you tie 96 sparklers together with a wick, light it, and run like ****, it makes a bomb that destroys cement?[/QUOTE]

google it

[QUOTE=Deth;18065318]whoever decided they should sing there is a goddamn moron[/QUOTE]

ugh want to murder all of them when they do that

the asian chick who worked there was singing to the music which was playing but it was only under her breath

saw the cutest ****in azn chick when i was in the city earlier, she was wearing really short shorts and she had such a nice little ***, def wanted to go spank/bite it

I do like some girls with a little tiny bit of chub, but it's rare for it to look good.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;18065328]saw the cutest ****in azn chick when i was in the city earlier, she was wearing really short shorts and she had such a nice little ***, def wanted to go spank/bite it[/QUOTE]

should've done it tbh

[QUOTE=adb;18065337]should've done it tbh[/QUOTE]

i srsly couldnt stop lookin at this chick, p sure tori and whats her face were mad lol whatevs bitches u kno i got da yella feeva

http://sputnikmusic.com/forums/member.php?u=167607

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yeah because who hasnt seen that done before

oh man paul tell me more of your hilarious endeavors with your friends oh man what a fun day I am so jealous I don't have watermelons or friends oh goddamn

brent has a viet gf so i have all the respect in the world for him

did you hold a trial before you blew up the watermelon?

[quote=RetiredAt21;18065363]???[/quote]
He pisses me off.

watermelon law is pretty confusing

[QUOTE=Aaron;18065386]He pisses me off.[/QUOTE]

y??

[QUOTE=The Stig;18065372]
oh man brent tell me more how it is not to leave your chair ever[/QUOTE]

I have no legs.

[quote=RetiredAt21;18065390]y??[/quote]
I dunno. Have always had an irrational dislike of him. Anyone else like that?

[QUOTE=Aaron;18065393]I dunno. Have always had an irrational dislike of him. Anyone else like that?[/QUOTE]

i hate a lot of ppl for no reason at all

There's few, but I hate them fiercely. I am Sasha Fierce.

was gonna go buy some CDs and use my BestBuy gift card tomorrow until I read it's gonna be over 40 tomorrow. F that S!!!

i am **** you

yah i really dislike aaron i think sometimes i'm like yeah he's cool but sometimes i'm like nah not feeling it today

You can feel it every day.

cant feel nothing when i dont got no legs