:lol: I get jokes.

[QUOTE=TheNowhereman42]People who arn't british won't get that[/QUOTE]
Uh, no. I'm Canadian and I get it just fine.

British humor kina sucks. No offense to any brits here, for I am of Brit/irish descent.

[QUOTE=Brain Squirmin' Like a Toad]I really hope Mr. Roboto is the only Styx song you have, or I'm going kill you for liking a crap band.[/QUOTE]
Fear not, Nick. I was sent it as a joke over AIM one day. Tis the only Styx song I have, I swear it.

are you british?

[QUOTE=IFlogMyMolly16]Fear not, Nick. I was sent it as a joke over AIM one day. Tis the only Styx song I have, I swear it.[/QUOTE]

Good. It is the only decent Styx song because its fun to blast and sing along to when people are walking by your house, not like I've done it.

If ur talkin about me look at my username. Im from Sacramento, CA.

no, Eddie Izzard is the funniest comedian the world has ever known. Therefore british comedy is awesome

[QUOTE=Brain Squirmin' Like a Toad]Good. It is the only decent Styx song because its fun to blast and sing along to when people are walking by your house, not like I've done it.[/QUOTE]
It's one of those songs you blast in the car, until you hit a red light where people can hear it and identify it with your face.

I dont really like Monty Python. Kinda an example of retarded british humor. Flame away.

[url]http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/206373[/url]

someone made a hillarious video out of one of my favorite songs

Monty Python is amazing.

[QUOTE=IFlogMyMolly16]It's one of those songs you blast in the car, until you hit a red light where people can hear it and identify it with your face.[/QUOTE]

thats how I feel about Reel Big Fish exactly hahaha

My mom loves Monty Python. I think it sucks. Give me some Mitch Hedburg plz.

[QUOTE=IFlogMyMolly16]So who else started their period today?[/QUOTE]
huuuuuuuuh

it reminds me i havent got my periods in like 3 months.
everything is fine.wouhou

you need more tea and british humor

I like to listen to Foreigner really loud in my car.

This is the community thread.

It clearly states in the original post that feminine issues are not to be talked about.

Desist.

tea is good.british humor is good just when you get it.

[QUOTE=Coma_Girl]huuuuuuuuh

it reminds me i havent got my periods in like 3 months.
everything is fine.wouhou[/QUOTE]
PREGNANT. The frog is pregnant. Vous n'avez utilise' une "condom".

Today in my car (my moms van technically) I cranked weezer, as that was what was on. Then it was Gob. Then I got back from taking the garbage out.

Mony Python pwns

"And...wait...yes, he's managed to run himself over with his own car!"

Faulty Towers is hillarious too. But mostly Eddie Izzard

"You see, you Americans and us British are different. We pronounce things differently. You pronounce it tomatoe, we pronounce it tamaotoe. You pronounce it zee, we pronounce it zed. You pronounce it erb, we pronounce it herb...because theres a f'ucking [I]h[/I] in it."

[QUOTE=Silvermedalmafia]PREGNANT. The frog is pregnant. Vous n'avez utilise' une "condom".[/QUOTE]
no no.it does that all the time.it stops for 4 months, then it comes back.

The world today seems absolutely crackers,
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.
There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.
It's depressing and it's senseless, and that's why...
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're always friendly, and they're ready to please.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
There's nine hundred million of them in the world today.
You'd better learn to like them; that's what I say.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They come from a long way overseas,
But they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please.

like Chinese food.
The waiters never are rude.
Think of the many things they've done to impress.
There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching, and Chess.

So I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin, and yang-ese.

I like Chinese thought,
The wisdom that Confucious taught.
If Darwin is anything to shout about,
The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt.

So, I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're wise and they're witty, and they're ready to please.

I will pee in your face.

Chinese don't exist

[QUOTE=Coma_Girl]no no.it does that all the time.it stops for 4 months, then it comes back.[/QUOTE]
hmm, I've been pwned on my knowledge of the period once again. More monty python lyrics.

There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

[QUOTE=TheNowhereman42]Chinese don't exist[/QUOTE]Then explain who peed in my coke after they told me a joke.

Was it your alter ego, Shanessa?

"So....Hitler was a vegitarian artist, he's not quite the type you'd expect to be a vegitarian artist. I can just see it, one day...'Can't...quite...get...this...f'uckin...tre-OH I VILL KILL EVERYONE IN ZEE VORLD!!!'"