pogs ruled

i remember waiting in line for like 3 hours for my sister's furby. i dont get why everyone was obsessed with those, they hardly even did much.

I had a tamagotchi for about a day when I let it die after waking me up at 3:00.

pogs were only big in my area when i was 5 and they were banned from my school so it was like ****

like one day i brought them in for show and tell and it was cool and the next i brought them in just to bring them in because i had the most badass pogs and my awesome teacher said "JOHN GET THOSE OUT OF MY CLASSROOM [i]IMMEDIATELY[/i]

lol

I had a slammer with my name on it.

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;16875228]pogs were only big in my area when i was 5 and they were banned from my school so it was like ****

like one day i brought them in for show and tell and it was cool and the next i brought them in just to bring them in because i had the most badass pogs and my awesome teacher said "JOHN GET THOSE OUT OF MY CLASSROOM [i]IMMEDIATELY[/i][/QUOTE]

[I][B]toooooooooooooooo baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad teach[/B][/I]


:shades:

i didnt even play pogs, i just carried my pog tube around and acted as if i did.

slammers with the shi tho

dude i had the most epic yoyo and the teacher confiscated it and it got stolen from her desk

yoyos ruled
I had a fireball in 6th grade, was so badass

[QUOTE=big80smullet;16875251]dude i had the most epic yoyo and the teacher confiscated it and it got stolen from her desk[/QUOTE]

yoyo's were pretty big in my elementary school. We'd master tricks and show off and someone would [B][I]always[/I][/B] get hurt.

I am 100 posts from 10k and I already know what i am going to do with it

yoyos were for fags guys js

hahahha

when i was in third grade i convinced my best friend that i had aids and the only thing that would treat it was this rugrats chap stick i had.

granted i had no idea what aids was, it felt kinda cool having a disease... maybe that why i did it, but i was a pretty messed up kid i guess.

silence Iluvatar, your jewishness is alarming.

**** you anime boy
yoyos were legit

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;16875271]hahahha

when i was in third grade i convinced my best friend that i had aids and the only thing that would treat it was this rugrats chap stick i had.

granted i had no idea what aids was, it felt kinda cool having a disease... maybe that why i did it, but i was a pretty messed up kid i guess.[/QUOTE]

wtflol

while you pussies were playing with yoyos i was developing my arithmetic and writing skills so that i would one day rule the academic world

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;16875282]while you pussies were playing with yoyos i was developing my arithmetic and writing skills so that i would one day rule the academic world[/QUOTE]

You say this now

but when my army of swollen fingered yoyo ninjas take over you'll be the first to go

my army of pocket-protector protected nerds will easily crush your puny forces

[I][I][B]In time Iluvatar[/B][/I][/I]

in time

I want to masturbate right now but it is so cold in my house I don't want to have that momentary HOLY **** MY PENIS IS FREEZING feeling upon the initial wrapping of my hand what am i to do r&m

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;16875308]I want to masturbate right now but it is so cold in my house I don't want to have that momentary HOLY **** MY PENIS IS FREEZING feeling upon the initial wrapping of my hand what am i to do r&m[/QUOTE]

microwave it

i have no valid response to that, however i would like to make a post regarding it anyways.

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;16875313]microwave it[/QUOTE]

No, fool!

Warm water, perhaps?

Get a wash cloth, soak it in reasonably hot water, cover dick with cloth.

i appreciate you guys giving me real answers so much

Your dick should warm up pretty fast after fapping has commenced.

crawl into bed and fap

more importantly, use your ****ing heater

wtf is a pocket protector and what does it protect? like does it protect your pocket or does it protect your vital organs from the vantage point of your pocket?

[QUOTE=Angmar;16875328]Your dick should warm up pretty fast after fapping has commenced.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

o m g

lol

[QUOTE=big80smullet;16875336]wtf is a pocket protector and what does it protect? like does it protect your pocket or does it protect your vital organs from the vantage point of your pocket?[/QUOTE]

i have no idea what a pocket protecter is I think it is for those chest pockets so that you cover the pocket and shirt in case a pen explodes in them you wont have ink everywhere.

i am startlingly intelligent whoah

[QUOTE=Deth;16874094]I looked up the IP address that Rapidshare said I was downloading from and it shows up as:

216.162.144.18 keenanpepper (n=keenan@beach.velocityonline.net)

wtf does that mean where's Josh so he can splain this stuff

nm it's working but that's still really strange[/QUOTE]

hahahahaha

you either have a gay morphing IP or he's using your connection

dudes snatching you interblag. pop a cap in his negro theif ***

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;16875308]I want to masturbate right now but it is so cold in my house I don't want to have that momentary HOLY **** MY PENIS IS FREEZING feeling upon the initial wrapping of my hand what am i to do r&m[/QUOTE]

rub your hands on your legs really quickly and then breathe on your palms hope this helps

use KY warming lube

that stuff is hyped too much.

i liked it when i used it. I stole a mini bottle of it when it first came out and i squirted it on this chick who had a vag like a desert and it was good

sounds like a indian tribal name or some ****

Vag like desert

[QUOTE=Ghoul Hunter;16876304]that stuff is hyped too much.[/QUOTE]

Agreed.