lol

[QUOTE=P13;18705280]^ tis a lie @beans[/QUOTE]
isn't a lie at all

From the email I sent the flower company:

[QUOTE]I want you to understand the situation:

A moment was supposed to pass, soon now, that could never have happened in all the history and can never happen in all the future of all The Universe, because it was going to happen between two people who have never existed before and will never have the chance to exist again. Their existences are unstoppably linear and made up of moments each of which are irrevocable. They will die and the truth of everything that happened before they die will be fixed in time more securely than the truth of existence itself. This moment was not supposed to be made of a grand gesture, but a perfect one, and, I assure you, a very meaningful one. Its composition was simple. It was meant to be experienced just two days from now and was going to be beautiful and it was going to define the lives of two people with whom the greater world is completely unconcerned.

The possibility of that moment was flippantly, unchangeably destroyed this morning.

People make mistakes, I understand. And people should do their best to make up for them.

That's what the daisies were for.[/QUOTE]

think i'll get a refund?

Hahahaha, that's fucking great, man.

these fuckers have no idea who theyve messed with

when it comes to the right girl ill strap dynamite around my chest

Gonna watch the first episode of The Walking Dead. Everyone's been talking about it so much and I've always liked zombie films, so I might like this.

It's weird how it seems zombies have become the new hip retro thing lately, though, or am I just imagining things?

seems like zombies come and go in phases. people will always be attracted to the idea of a mindless enemy which can be murdered in droves without inducing an ounce of guilt. its classic

[QUOTE=ralphie;18705178]
so i ordered flower and wine to be delivered for a girls 21st as a suprise and the company called her without contacting me first to ask if "she was going to be able to prove her age at the time of delivery"
[/QUOTE]

Dude that's not okay. The surprise element probably guides more than half of their business, don't they understand?

also, the adrenaline of pure, violent survival, kill or b killed u no?

[QUOTE=Astronaut;18705366]Dude that's not okay. The surprise element probably guides more than half of their business, don't they understand?[/QUOTE]

ya, thats what i said

"I'd rather have paid for a single, surprising daisy than what I got: A potentially bothersome phone call holding the secretarial promise of shitty champagne when "it can be ascertained that she's 21"."

you should've sent them a vile of cum, js

no way, it'd be the best thing that happened to them all year

[QUOTE=NEEDTOPOST;18705351]From the email I sent the flower company:



think i'll get a refund?[/QUOTE]
lols most definitely so

[QUOTE=NEEDTOPOST;18705381]no way, it'd be the best thing that happened to them all year[/QUOTE]

i didn't mean ur cum silly

sup fools

nm, procrastinating errands until monday.

how about you juds?

Yo beans, you check the song I linked in the DXC thread?

i didn't ima listen to it now.

Word bro.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/ChiRL.png[/img]

:lol:

fuck her

then play skyrim. he'll probably cum in 30 seconds like adb does, anyway

haha

so blazed bros

ha ha

nick go do something

writing a post-apocalyptic sci-fi novel

like what
smoke weed and pretend im not white trash

[QUOTE=gilmoregirls;18705663]like what
smoke weed and pretend im not white trash[/QUOTE]

idk where you get this notion that im white trash

works for a lot of lower class american folk

the fuck is that supposed to mean

i'm giving Nick advice to smoke weed

i don't even think he was having a dig at you it was more self loathing

oh he was

maybe you are just paranoid

do less drugs

or more drugs idk

[QUOTE=NEEDTOPOST;18705178]wtf

so i ordered flower and wine to be delivered for a girls 21st as a suprise and the company called her without contacting me first to ask if "she was going to be able to prove her age at the time of delivery"

fuck that, i wouldve rather canceled the champagne than have ruined the surprise, i'm fuckin pissed


there are so many other things they shouldve done before calling her without contacting me first, fucking terrible practice[/QUOTE]

check out this dudes first world problem here.

dude he accuses me of being white trash all the time, that was totally directed at me

EDIT: @ haz

well, if you say so. I believe deep down Nick only lashes out cause he hates himself

getting the new Beavis & Butthead episodes first two were good

[QUOTE]probably cum in 30 seconds like adb does, anyway[/QUOTE]

things that don't happen for 300, alex.

yeah srsly how do u expect adb to last a whole 30 seconds

[QUOTE=Haz;18705697]well, if you say so. [B]I believe deep down Nick only lashes out cause he hates himself[/B]

getting the new Beavis & Butthead episodes first two were good[/QUOTE]

how could a dickgirl loving shitbag like him not hate himself

you saying dickgirl loving like its a bad thing