[QUOTE=Kingofdudes;16159074]**** girls, seriously.[/QUOTE]

I was once asked

"You're not a typical man, so tell me, why are all men assholes?"

Without missing a beat, I answered

"Probably for the same reason that all women are batshit insane."

**** the human race, seriously. It is a great dishonor to wear this name [i]H. sapiens[/i] and I'm trying to distance myself from it as much as possible.

[QUOTE=FreeSmells;16159273]My buddy is goin there on a full ride.[/QUOTE]

That's pretty intense. I just got accepted yesterday to Occidental College, but I doubt anyone knows about that school.

[QUOTE=NemesisDivina;16159290]What does he play?[/QUOTE]

He plays pretty much everything; bass, violin, drums, keyboard, guitar, cello, saxophone
But his focus is bass.
He's played on stage with Victor Wooten which I thought was pretty sweet.

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;16159304]can we talk about drugs or something now please[/QUOTE]

im smoking a bowl right now

[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r;16159314]
**** the human race, seriously. It is a great dishonor to wear this name [i]H. sapiens[/i] and I'm trying to distance myself from it as much as possible.[/QUOTE]

Well someone's a ray of sunshine today!

[QUOTE=FreeSmells;16159348]Well someone's a ray of sunshine today![/QUOTE]

I subject the behaviors of humans to intense ridicule everyday

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;16159304]can we talk about drugs or something now please[/QUOTE]
I made 75$ off of chemicals today. :)

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jh2LI3r7KlU&feature=related[/url]
Haha, ridiculous maximus.

[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r;16159400]I subject the behaviors of humans to intense ridicule everyday[/QUOTE]

Unfortunately for you, you are a human.

ownt

[QUOTE=illpressureurhinges1;16159419]Unfortunately for you, you are a human.[/QUOTE]

This is true, although I go out of my way not to act like one :angry:

On the way to school today my glasses broke. :(

I'm at home now wearing old glasses that are giving me a headache.

Ouch man.

You should've gone to specsavers. I bet I'll have to wear glasses later on in my life; runs in my family. Oh well.

Btw, hows the snow in Scotland atm Neoteric?

[quote=Neoteric;16159723]On the way to school today my glasses broke. :(

I'm at home now wearing old glasses that are giving me a headache.[/quote]
NERD

haha

[QUOTE=AFragileHope;16159775]Ouch man.

You should've gone to specsavers. I bet I'll have to wear glasses later on in my life; runs in my family. Oh well.

Btw, hows the snow in Scotland atm Neoteric?[/QUOTE]it snowed during the night but it's gone now due to the rain.

ugh school nooooooooo

School sucks tbh.

College owns.

i never knew that college wasn't school!

that

Yay heavy police presence at my school for third day in a row

Kicking, squealing, gucci little [b]piggy[/b].

Why they there?

[quote=pate;16160095]Yay heavy police presence at my school for third day in a row[/quote]why?

Shooting threat on Wednesday

that bites

lol

sup guys. i worked all ****ing day today. restaurant was quiet as **** so i had nothing to do though. I got a massive burger of the sous chef. She wants my dick but shes a bit chunky for my liking. Ill play along for food though

Yay, I got a flat tire last night!!

free food is always good

[QUOTE=Aakon_Keetreh;16160243]free food is always good[/QUOTE]
i would say that is false on many occasions

its only good if its arsenic.

what

free food is only good when its arsenic.

@All [B]Hollenthon[/B] Fans

there is a new video online -> look at metalblaze.at :D

[QUOTE=guitrguy;16160288]free food is only good when its arsenic.[/QUOTE]
:|

explain
[QUOTE=repcak;16160292]@All [B]Hollenthon[/B] Fans

there is a new video online -> look at metalblaze.at :D[/QUOTE]
meh

meh? if you don't know Hollenthon... you don't know anything about good music :p

Do you know what arsenic is?

Arsenic is the best spice, tbh. Well, except thallium, of course.

This is true.

I know I sprinkle all my food with arsenic and nicotine.

[QUOTE=guitrguy;16160592]This is true.[/QUOTE]

Of course it is true. I have used both extensively and have never felt better!