[QUOTE=ebe9;13409179]Ryan, you know you were talking about Australia having some of the most deadly creaturesin the world.....



[COLOR=#6365ce]The Most Venomous Snake In The World

Name: Expectoria Trouserius (Trouser Snake)

Location: Throughout the world

Description: Varying colour from pink to black, fangless, with highly
venous spit. Size varies from 3 – 12 inches, depending on its mood.

Symptoms: This snake attacks mainly women in the lower front abdomen,
resulting in an inconspicuous rump, then severe swelling followed by
excruciating pain after 9 months. The attack is not usually fatal. It has
been known to attack men in the rear lower abdomen, resulting in an
incurable disease and consequent death.

Habitat: Usually found in bedrooms, but has been known to appear in the
most unusual places.

Antidote: Various types of vaccine available for women. However, once the
venom is injected into the body, only drastic measures will ensure complete
recovery. There is no known antidote for men.

What to do once attacked.

Tornique: Do not apply a tornique as the venom is too deep in the body to
be effective.

Putting the wound: This would be completely unnecessary and ineffective, as
bleeding will stop after a few weeks anyhow.

Sucking the wound: This method is the most popular with the victim, but so
far has not been reported to lead to any success.

Milking the snake:
1. Place 4 fingers of the right hand around the neck of the reptile, with
the thumb in the front.
2. Grip firmly, and move the hand in an upward and downward manner.
3. This will result in the snake becoming very aggressive and start
spitting.
4. The time taken for this milking process depends entirely on the milker
and the last time the snake has attacked.
5. Once milked, the snake should be harmless for about 20 minutes.

Conclusion: This snake, although it is very aggressive and active, is not
necessary a vermin, and treated with respect, makes a wonderful pet.[/COLOR][/QUOTE]


:lol: x 100


thats great haha! where do you find this stuff?

[QUOTE=ebe9;13409185]I did it the old fashioned way....................no superglue, not meths



Just lots of practicing and blisters[/QUOTE]

same, i really can't be screwed carrying around metho.. not that i would need to now anyway

[quote=funkyhoney;13409186]:lol: x 100


thats great haha! where do you find this stuff?[/quote]


[URL]http://www.jollygoodjokes.co.za[/URL]


They post new stuff every 2 days or so and they have a massive database.


I just click the random link at the top and it takes you to a random joke.

groovy, i'll check it out now.

hey, have you seen the film Full Metal Jacket?

[quote=funkyhoney;13409199]groovy, i'll check it out now.

hey, have you seen the film Full Metal Jacket?[/quote]


Yes, but not recently

[QUOTE=ebe9;13409208]Yes, but not recently[/QUOTE]

when i'm done in about an hour or so would you want to proof read an essay im writing on whether or not the movie is a reliable historical source about the era in which it is set?

[quote=funkyhoney;13409218]when i'm done in about an hour or so would you want to proof read an essay im writing on whether or not the movie is a reliable historical source about the era in which it is set?[/quote]


Why not.


I need to get some stuff done on this side but I will check back.


Good luck.



I

i also need to get it done... and it appears my parents are taking me to dinner for my brothers birthday, my estimate is that i'll have the essay written by 10-11pm EST (4-5 hours from now)

ill be back later :wave:

if your not able to dont sweat it

Hey people :wave:

So what did everyone get me for my bday???

[QUOTE=da_s_man13;13409494]So what did everyone get me for my bday???[/QUOTE]

Ummm... A plastic sleeve, a piece of paper and a joker card...


Hope you like them.

you stole my brothers birthday, **** off :)

i'll give you my video of the awakening in 3 days :amaze:

Better pwn some major ***.


And Blizzard, that present sucks.

[QUOTE=da_s_man13;13409506]Better pwn some major ***.


And Blizzard, that present sucks.[/QUOTE]

Its all I have around my computer at the moment.

[QUOTE=da_s_man13;13409506]Better pwn some major ***.


And Blizzard, that present sucks.[/QUOTE]

it will... if it doesn't ill pocket a red dragon discus for you, he can live in there until i mail it to you

[QUOTE=da_s_man13;13409506]Better pwn some major ***.


And Blizzard, that present sucks.[/QUOTE]

I thought it was very generous of me. Next year I'm not getting you anything :mad:

Pfft. Nothing is better than a piece of paper and some crappy bent joker card.

Man, after finding out that I could get $500USD for my Akai Deep Impact pedal, which I bought for $100AUD, I'm seriously considering selling it.

Ugh....

i have a dentest appointment today, 11 cavities drilled and filled in one sitting

[QUOTE=Jody LeCompte;13409766]Ugh....

i have a dentest appointment today, 11 cavities drilled and filled in one sitting[/QUOTE]

When was the last time you went there:eek:

When I got my tooth knocked out freshmen year.

[QUOTE=Jody LeCompte;13409774]When I got my tooth knocked out freshmen year.[/QUOTE]

And you're how old now?

16. Two years ago.

How do you get that many cavities?

I haven't had one in my whole life.

[QUOTE=Spaceman Spiff;13409892]How do you get that many cavities?

I haven't had one in my whole life.[/QUOTE]

Man I've had so many in my life and brush twice a day without fail. Some people have really sensitive teeth (like me)...


Although that many in a 2 year span is a little extreme

I also have all four of my wisdom teeth. They came in when I was pretty young, around 13 or something, and never needed to get them pulled.

[QUOTE=Spaceman Spiff;13409901]I also have all four of my wisdom teeth. They came in when I was pretty young, around 13 or something, and never needed to get them pulled.[/QUOTE]

:eek: 13 :eek:


Wow...

I'm getting mine out on the 26th, I'm so stoked for nitrous and 2 days of sitting on the couch drinking sherbet floats.

Yeah, everyone was always so shocked, especially my dentist.

Well, I gotta go shower and do chores. Peace out everyone

I just showered. It was good.

I'm also in the middle of doing laundry... I ran out of clean clothes. :(

College is ace, my next project is MAKING A MUSIC VIDEO
This is sweet.

High school sucks. I have a test tomorrow, then another test on Wednesday. Oh, and a paper due on Thursday for a presentation on Friday.

I have a presentation next monday, it's the analysis of a film poster.

Oh noes!

I have a philosophy midterm tomorrow and then I have a bunch of papers coming due in the next 2-3 weeks. I've decided to actually start working on them today.

Mine is on an analysis of a business and how they can raise interest in their product as well as keep from going bankrupt.

I sure hate it when there's no food in the house and I'm effing hungry... like right now.

Advertising and winning the lottery.

[QUOTE=Spaceman Spiff;13410315]I sure hate it when there's no food in the house and I'm effing hungry... like right now.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I know that one. To add insult to injury, my mom is out with the car, so I can't go get any food.

[QUOTE=Polyamarous;13410258]I have a presentation next monday, it's the analysis of a film poster.

Oh noes![/QUOTE]
You will scream: "Oh no!" when you wake up at the end of the year and notice that you still need to hand in 31535135 million of those stupid projects. :smash:

Does anyone have the Bob Forrest album "Modern Folk and Blues Wednesday"? If you can get that to me, I'll love you forever and/or have gratuitous sex with you and/or upload you some music.