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masada 08-27-2007 04:36 PM

5'2" furry mammals

Tyler 08-27-2007 04:36 PM

I've been seeing lots of dead Possum lately. They're so disgusting looking and **** do they smell. I'm just curious as to what can kill a possum with such ease (besides a car), since they dont really waddle down the roads.

Probably a fox or some shi.

Riva 08-27-2007 04:40 PM

Well, have a look for any signs of gnaw marks on the possum's legs and the like. I don't know if you have feral cats in Canada, but it might be that. Cats have a different killing style to dogs, which have a slightly different killing style to foxes, so you should be able to puzzle it out.

But if the dead possum is within 2m of the road's edge I'd put it down to a vehicle, to be honest.

Tyler 08-27-2007 04:41 PM

It's weird, because I live in the city (albeit not right downtown) and yet there's deer and **** near my house.

masada 08-27-2007 04:47 PM

that is fascinating

Dr. Jake Destructo 08-27-2007 04:50 PM

yeah, what about moose canada boy?

masada 08-27-2007 04:51 PM

change your avatar plz

Lunch 08-27-2007 04:51 PM

a pack of moose ate all the possum

Tyler 08-27-2007 04:52 PM

You gotta go up north for Moose. They're scary big too. Tasty as well.

Dr. Jake Destructo 08-27-2007 04:57 PM

Eliminator Jr. - Why, it's ill.

masada 08-27-2007 04:58 PM

it makes me ill

Dr. Jake Destructo 08-27-2007 05:02 PM

Yeah well I can't even read yours. I would rather make something ill than have a completely illegible blob of stuff.

masada 08-27-2007 05:05 PM

picasso taking a sh[size=2]i[/size]t on canvas is better than that

Dr. Jake Destructo 08-27-2007 05:06 PM

Oh man I was reading a story about art school and this girl would swallow textile paints and then drink syrup of ipecac in order to throw up. She would do so on a canvas and it was colorful like the textiles. HOW SWEET OF AN AV WOULD THAT BE

Tyler 08-27-2007 05:08 PM

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo;15205552]Oh man I was reading a story about art school and this girl would swallow textile paints and then drink syrup of ipecac in order to throw up. She would do so on a canvas and it was colorful like the textiles. HOW SWEET OF AN AV WOULD THAT BE[/QUOTE]

At my buddy's art school they had an assignment that was basically to make people think of apples.

One girl ate an apple and pooped it into a jar.

She got 100%

masada 08-27-2007 05:09 PM

and then she gave it to the bassist in PTH

Nostalgia 08-27-2007 05:09 PM

Dude, that's SICK.

masada 08-27-2007 05:12 PM

sikkkk

Tyler 08-27-2007 05:14 PM

sLiPkNoT-4-LyF <SIC-maggots>

masada 08-27-2007 05:15 PM

ppl = magits

Glitterati 08-27-2007 05:26 PM

i push mah fingers in2 mah MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND

ATM 08-27-2007 06:22 PM

rofl you guys should have seen the slipknot fan I worked with

by the way, my girlfriend is only 5 feet tall

Anglachel 08-27-2007 06:41 PM

pics plox

EDIT: of both slipknot fan and gf

Dimmu Burger 08-27-2007 06:42 PM

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan;15205767]rofl you guys should have seen the slipknot fan I worked with

by the way, my girlfriend is only 5 feet tall[/QUOTE]

i thought my wife was tall for awhile, but it was just her platform shoes.

Lunch 08-27-2007 06:44 PM

Did you marry her before or after she took her shoes off?

ATM: How's the apartment man? I'm doing nothing basically all week if you're down to chill.

Dimmu Burger 08-27-2007 06:58 PM

[QUOTE=Lunch;15205838]Did you marry her before or after she took her shoes off?[/QUOTE]

I married her after she took her shoes off, but I was still deceived!

Lunch 08-27-2007 07:00 PM

she's crafty

Permanent Solution 08-27-2007 07:01 PM

all womienz are crafty.

it's in their genes.

Lunch 08-27-2007 07:02 PM

luckily that's just my type

Permanent Solution 08-27-2007 07:03 PM

you only say that because you haven't had a woman be crafty enough to cheat on you.


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