oh **** that is good

if we all actually do go to the maryland death festival that makes it way easier

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;16871837]got that job bitches

SUP[/QUOTE]
nice

what are the hours gonna be like

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;16871849]oh **** that is good

if we all actually do go to the maryland death festival that makes it way easier[/QUOTE]

Odds are I'll fly though because I would be up there longer than just MDF.

Ok you go ahead and spend an extra 150 dollars you non jewish person

[QUOTE=McP3000;16871850]nice

what are the hours gonna be like[/QUOTE]

We were right about it being kinda sketchy. They advertise it as being a 15/hr job regardless of how much you sell, but it's actually not like that. See, it's a sales job where you go door to door selling knives of all sorts (lol) and each appointment you make you get the 15 dollar wage plus whatever commission you make (if you make any).

I mean, it's not what I had hoped, but I get to schedule my own appointments and you get to interact with people a lot which is cool to me.

I had a job like that but it was selling bibles (lol) and it sucked.

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;16871863]Ok you go ahead and spend an extra 150 dollars you non jewish person[/QUOTE]

sorry bb but I got friends in DC I would chill with for a while

why'd it suck?

I sold bibles. Most people hate religious salesmen. Most people hated me before I got a word in edgewise =(

if you came to my door i would have sodomized you and calle dyou a heathen

something similar happened to me yes

[url]http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/[/url]

dear lord :lol:

thread is made of win

[QUOTE=big80smullet;16872048][url]http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/[/url]

dear lord :lol:[/QUOTE]

I'm in tears :lol:

epic troll tbh but still amazing

i want to see what the actual dude would say

thats pure utter gold

what impressed me the most was that he kept on posting consistent pictures.

[QUOTE=big80smullet;16872048][url]http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/[/url]

dear lord :lol:[/QUOTE]

Holy ****, I thought that was a man!

[IMG]http://a396.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/31/l_300a68bc8ab52e02869d4bec8c0b808b.jpg[/IMG]

"Originally Posted by CrumBum
Well, after the wedding we went to the Motel 6 (we live in a small town, thats all there was)
and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful."

OMFG hahaha

[QUOTE=big80smullet;16872048][url]http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/[/url]

dear lord :lol:[/QUOTE]

how the **** is there actually a good post on sherdog forums :O

the Wandy gif killed me.

[quote]Ha ha. All the dudes on the groom's side look like they are about to be sick. Not like the groom was gonna catch anything special, but c'mon. That beast is like a mixture of Rosanne Barr, Rocky from Mask and Sylvester Stallone. What a wonderful life those two shitbags must have. Jesus, if they have children they should be prosecuted for child abuse b/c no child should be subject to them being their parent. ****in kid should strangle itself with the umbilical cord to end the misery ASAP.[/quote]

this made me rofl

seriously, looks like a man. awesome troll post though

That Dude Is A Man!

that would explain it right there.

at least twice his size

I wonder would is on top when they have sex:rolleyes:

dude they have to do it in one of those slings they use to move whales from pool to pool at seaworld

rofl

[QUOTE=big80smullet;16872048][url]http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/[/url]

dear lord :lol:[/QUOTE]

God has a great sense of humor.

wish me luck on my set theory exam that i have in 1.5 hours

good luck jrowa

good luck j.

[QUOTE=big80smullet;16872095]epic troll tbh but still amazing[/QUOTE]

in the first post he says "I'm am truly happy that I waited until marriage to give up my virginity"

and then on the last post on the first page he says "we have a child on the way which is why we decided to get married"

I mean c'mon bro, pretty lol pics though

:lol:

[QUOTE=iarescientists;16872956]in the first post he says "I'm am truly happy that I waited until marriage to give up my virginity"

and then on the last post on the first page he says "we have a child on the way which is why we decided to get married"

I mean c'mon bro, pretty lol pics though[/QUOTE]
doesn't matter, the TS deserve a gold medal

[QUOTE=DBlitz;16872925]good luck jrowa[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Meatplow;16872937]good luck j.[/QUOTE]

thanks! it was hard but i think i did ok. im gonna go at 12 to reward myself with a Banarama smoothie from Juice it Up.

yeah that link was lol

[QUOTE=jrowa001;16873394]thanks! it was hard but i think i did ok. im gonna go at 12 to reward myself with a Banarama smoothie from Juice it Up.[/QUOTE]

Did you really just say Banarama smoothie?

that's how straight edge kids celebrate!

,,,,

i took an excellent **** when i got home today

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;16873513]that's how straight edge kids celebrate![/QUOTE]

hahahaha

so i finally got that crown buisiness on my molar that i got the root canal on back in june